Chapter 85: The Palace-Dressed Beauty: You Are My Sky! Xiaowu's Nighttime Sneak Attack!!_1

"Thump—thump——thump!!"

The knocking was light.

But with each tap, it seemed to make Luo Yu's heart tremble.

He still had the seductive, snake-like married beauty in his arms, if Xiaowu walked in now, how was he going to explain?

Your mom came over in the middle of the night because she was worried I wouldn't sleep well, to lull me to sleep?

After a tiring fight during the day, she came over to help me relax?

Would anyone believe that?

Relax without pants?

He felt just like a man sneaking around on his wife, anxious as if he were about to be caught in the act.

Luo Yu was so worried he almost lost it, and then he looked down and twitched at the corner of his mouth.

Good grief, are you practicing calligraphy here to cultivate your sentiment?

The glamorous married woman was undistracted in his embrace, randomly tracing on the man's chest with her tender fingertips, eliciting a series of smooth, slippery sensations.

Luo Yu slapped away the beautiful woman's misbehaving fingers and whispered in a rushed tone, "Woman, your house is on fire, and your daughter is about to storm in. Aren't you panicked at all?"

"Woman?" Ah Rou's delicate brows drew together and she pouted her luscious lips, "Do I look that old?"

"Please, are you focusing on the right thing here?"

Before Luo Yu could finish speaking, red lips were pressed against his, and the rest of his words were blocked.

"Mwah."

A Wu softly stroked the man's neck with her jade hand, leaned in closely, and gently whispered into his ear, "What's the rush? Even if we let that girl in, could she possibly turn the sky upside down?"

"I am her sky, she has to listen to me."

"You—"

"Are my sky."

Luo Yu's eyes trembled, his mind swayed—how many years of charm must have been honed to achieve this.

The Ferocious Beast Level Soft Bone Charming Rabbit was terrifying indeed!

If it weren't for his deep offensive skills just now, he would have probably been defeated long ago.

The beautiful woman saw the change in Luo Yu's eyes and revealed a bewitching smile.

She blew gently at the man's neck.

"Hmm."

The soft and mellow voice arose, enchanting the heart like a Devil.

"Xiao Yu~ If you want your sister and Xiaowu to play games with you together, it's not impossible, you know, it's just a word from you."

The seductress was powerful, Luo Yu's rationale was gradually dispersing, and his moral core was about to collapse.

His eyes were bloodshot, and it seemed inevitable that there would be a storm of scandal.

A Wu seemed to have flowers ready to be picked,

Free for the taking.

Suddenly, there was a disturbance at the door, and a creaking sound issued, someone was about to push the door open.

Luo Yu hadn't even had time to react when the expression of the beautiful woman in his arms drastically changed.

A faint light flashed above the bed in an instant.

"Whoosh!"

The shrunken Soft Bone Charming Rabbit, as if anticipating a way out beforehand, flashed with a speed beyond limits and slipped into Luo Yu's covers with the swiftness of a lightning bolt—a perfect display of the "you can't see me, instant disappearance technique!"

What the heck, Luo Yu's mouth hung open in shock.

He was stunned by A Wu's fluid moves.

Where was your proud "sister sleepover" spirit from before?

Turns out you were frightened of being discovered as well! Then what were you showing off for just now?

Is this all?

She talked the talk, but she walked with a wobble when it came to action.

Soft Bone Cowardly Rabbit, confirmed.

Now, Luo Yu really felt a profound sense of grievance inside. He had almost seriously believed A Wu's nonsense before and was ready for his cosmos to explode into a perfect double kill.

The bullet was in the chamber, cocked and ready to fire, and then you tell me that the opponent surrendered?

"Creak."

At this moment, the door slowly moved outwards bit by bit, and moonlight shone in through the crack onto the floor of the room.

A graceful silhouette took advantage of the night to slyly slip into Luo Yu's room.

She then closed the door behind her, dispensing with the moonlight.

Soft footsteps tread quietly inside the room.

Xiaowu intentionally lowered her voice, stepping closer and closer to the big bed.

"Brother Yu, are you asleep~"

Luo Yu lay in an L shape on the bed, eyes tightly shut, covered entirely by the blanket, hands tightly gripping the edge, breathing evenly and deeply, as if he was truly asleep.

On the surface, he appeared calm, but internally, he was furiously complaining about A Wu.

If only you had told me you were a coward earlier instead of pretending to be the big bad wolf.

We could've hidden under the bed, inside the closet, and it would have been fine.

But no, now you're hiding under the covers.

How big can a blanket be?

It only has enough space to straddle one's thighs, leaving only a little gap in the middle.

Luo Yu endured the tingling sensations coming from the roots of his thighs,

Feeling the soft rabbit fur brushing against him repeatedly.

Heaven only knows the tremendous effort he's taking to withstand such torture; every second is an ultimate test of tolerance.

Is this the punishment for sneaking around—it's truly sinful.

Luo Yu didn't dare to move at all right now, because he had heard Xiaowu already by the bedside.

In the middle of the night, instead of sleeping, this girl ran to my room. What for? Luo Yu inwardly groaned.

"Brother Yu~ are you asleep?" Xiaowu called softly nearby.

The room was quiet for several seconds before another sound came.

"It seems like Brother Yu is really asleep."

Luo Yu sighed with relief, thinking that the girl should finally leave now.

Xiaowu stood at the bedside, biting her finger on her vermilion lips, suddenly revealing a clever and mischievous smile.

"Hehe, if I steal a kiss from Brother Yu right now, no one will know, right?"

Luo Yu: "???"

A Wu: "???"

After thinking for a moment, Luo Yu decided to remain still and keep playing dead.

He thought that getting a kiss on the cheek from Xiaowu shouldn't be a big problem.

Soon, a fragrant breeze came, bringing the fresh scent of orchids. The cool, soft touch of her lips made Luo Yu's heart swing wildly, and he thought: That rabbit doesn't play by the rules, actually aiming for the lips.

The fragrant breeze left.

Luo Yu relaxed for a moment, thinking that this girl should finally be going now.

"Hehe, is this what a first kiss feels like? It feels kind of weird."

"No, I want to try it again. No one knows anyway, hehe."

Xiaowu puckered her vermilion lips and attacked again.

Transformed into the Soft Bone Charming Rabbit, A Wu reflected deeply under the covers, eyes twinkling: If a woman isn't taught, it's the mother's fault; tomorrow, I'm going to spank that girl's butt till it's broken.

In the middle of the night, actually sneaking into a man's room, how indecent!

I've only been in human society for a few days, who did she learn these messes from!!

During this contemplation, suddenly feeling a massive object smack into her face.

It was like a blow to her head.

What the heck?

Inside, Luo Yu was struggling emotionally, feeling as if he had the power of a monk who had cultivated for a hundred years.

Below was a ferocious beast pacing, above a devil trying to peep.

Still managing to remain calm and composed without changing his expression, with this level of discipline, it seemed he wasn't far from mastering the Buddha's teachings.

However, if this continued, he was about to turn into a monster that specialized in eating rabbits.

Xiaowu pulled back her vermilion lips, borrowing the dim light seeping in through the window.

She scanned around Luo Yu.

When she noticed the large bulge in the middle of the quilt, Xiaowu's eyes widened, her silk-stockinged legs tightened, and her lips formed an 'O' shape in shock.

This... this... is outrageously big.

Wretched!

The more Xiaowu looked, the more fascinated her expression became.

She originally planned to leave, but now she couldn't take her eyes off it.

"Should I take a peek for knowledge's sake?"

Xiaowu bit her red lips, her fingertips touching the quilt, ready to lift it gently.

"Eh?"

Xiaowu couldn't lift it at first and secretly added a bit more force.

Still no success.

Xiaowu's lips curled up, and she applied more strength to her hands, determined not to sleep tonight from curiosity if she didn't see what was under the cover.

Luo Yu felt he couldn't keep pretending. This girl clearly intended to lift the quilt, and he had to stop her.

His eyelids twitched as he slowly opened his eyes, pretending to be awoken by the noise.

"Brother Yu... are you awake?" Xiaowu suddenly panicked, quickly withdrew her hand, and stood aside.

"Xiaowu?" Luo Yu asked in surprise: "What are you doing here so late at night?"

"I... I..." Xiaowu hesitated.

Luo Yu kindly said: "You were worried I'd kick off the quilts and catch a cold in the middle of the night, so you came to cover me up, right?"

"Yes!" Xiaowu nodded affirmatively.

"Yes my foot, do you think others are foolish?" Luo Yu glared and turned the tables as he interrogated: "Tell me honestly, what did you come for..."

Seeing Luo Yu's stern face, Xiaowu hung her head as if she had done something wrong.

Borrowing the dim starlight from indoors, Luo Yu's eyes went straight.

Because Xiaowu was very beautiful right now.

Gone was the daytime windbreaker, replaced with a cool pink tank top, revealing her white, tender shoulders, slender waist, and adorable little belly button.

Her lower body was dressed in a hip-length skirt, showing off her beautiful legs wrapped in pink silk stockings, and her feet were in a pair of high heels, making her already perfect thighs appear even more slender and attractive.

Xiaowu looked up, her eyebrows curved, her charming eyes glistening with water.

In a pitiable tone, she said: "Don't be harsh on me—people were feeling guilty for not recognizing you during the day and couldn't sleep, so I specially came to apologize."

Luo Yu looked at Xiaowu's tempting attire.

He was suspicious in his heart.

Is dressing up this fancy necessary for an apology? Her face looks like she's even put on light makeup on purpose, it's clear she came prepared.

Something's not right with this woman!

Having experienced A Wu's initiative.

And now with this hundred-thousand-year-old rogue rabbit, could she be trusted...

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Three o'clock in the morning, phew, finally finished writing a chapter—I can go to sleep with peace of mind now.

Just to say: Monday to Friday, I'll maintain at least two updates. If I have time, definitely more. Saturday, Sunday, and holidays, at least four updates. During the holidays, six updates. I've been super busy during the day, please forgive me. (Won't stress this anymore, it won't change, haha.)