CH 45: Jen Tennyson

(A/N: Alright, fellas! For comedy's sake, I'm just gonna ask it. Should Jen (female Ben from Omniverse) be the female lead instead?! *Wheezing* Vote lol!!

1) Yes!

2) No...

By the way, if the positive answers are too many, I might actually make that happen. I mean, have you looked at her pictures?! She's pretty as fuck, ma guy! Here, look:)

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Alistair :"One day, I was born. So I decided to make it everybody else's problem."

Shego :"(Yeah, sounds about right.)"

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"Wait, you're... who?" He blinked, his eyebrows shooting up. She raised a pretty eyebrow :"Uhh, Jen? Jen Tennyson? The single most famous person in the universe, duh?"

Shocked, he ran his fingers through his hair, before laughing dumbly :"Nah, ain't no way, bro, ain't no way. This is not happening."

Jen smirked smugly, still leaning on one thick hip :"Listen, man, I know that meeting me is a pleasure, but you shouldn't be acting weird like that."

He kept laughing lightly, finding the situation extremely funny as he rubbed his nape :"No, hahahaha, no, I do know you. But uhh... a different version of you, to be exact?"

She frowned in confusion :"What does that mean?" But just as he was about to answer, a man came from the light of the car that lit up the alleyway in the night :"Jen? What's the matter?"

Jen looked back :"I thought this guy was suspicious since he was snooping around in the alley, but now he's just acting weird, Ken."

The moment a 5'7 (170cm) boy, around the same height as Jen, with short orange hair and wearing a white shirt under a blue sweater and black pants appeared, Alistair choked on his own laughter :"Ken- hahahaha!! Ahahahahahahaaa!! Oh my god, I'm dying hahahaha!!"

Looking at him weirdly, Jen covered her mouth and whispered :"Is he crazy?" Ken, who Alistair figured was the male version of Gwen, wasn't rude enough to answer.

"Dude, what's going on over there?" Another female voice came. Ken looked awkward :"Uhh, no, it's nothing, Kevina." And Alistair lost it. (A/N: No, I didn't pull that out of my ass, that's a legitimate Irish name, the same as Kevin.)

"Kev- hahahahaha!! I-I can't! I cahahahhahan't!!!" He wheezed, hunching over with hands on his knees as his stomach hurt from the laughter. Kevina frowned :"What's with this guy?"

Jen shrugged :"That's what we're trying to find out."

"Ahahaha... sorry hahahaha... sorry, I just... I couldn't help it." Wiping away the tears, he finally took a good look at the trio.

He had to admit, Jen was pretty. And pretty thick. The female version of Ben had developed quite well, despite her skinny counterpart. She could definitely give Kim a run for her money. In fact, he had to admit that Jen was even prettier.

Appearance wise, she was drop dead gorgeous. She was somehow far prettier than the grown up Gwen herself. Guess who got the better looks and genes, damn. Her long, pretty brown hair was also tied in a ponytail behind her.

She was wearing a cold shoulder green and black shirt with a 10 on it, which revealed a bit of the cleavage of her big breasts. She also wore brown shorts and thigh highs that hugged her thick thighs deliciously. The Omniverse version of the Omnitrix rested nicely on her pretty wrist.

Ken, the male version of Gwen, resembled Ben a lot bodily wise. He was skinny and looked a lot like him, but looked more serious and calm.

And Kevina? Jesus Christ, that tall emo girl had bazonkers. She was beautiful, tall and had amazing tits? Ken was one lucky bastard. Her fashion was the same as her male counterpart however. Didn't seem like a skirt type of gal.

"Ahem ahem, sorry hahahaha." He chuckled, getting it all out of his system before raising his left hand, causing their eyes to widen funnily :"Let me introduce myself. I'm Alistair Aliyev, the wielder of the Nemetrix from another universe. It's nice to meet you."

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"Wait, so you're from a universe where I'm a guy?!" Jen's eyes widened. They had moved to the good old Mr Smoothy store to enjoy some nice drinks as Alistair explained his identity.

Ken and Kevina pointed at themselves :"And I'm a girl/boy?" He nodded, drinking his drink :"Yup. Albeit a lot younger. Look." Flipping his right hand, the Techtrix turned into a phone.

After finding their most recent group photo, he showed them. They all looked at it interesting as Jen pointed at the people in it :"Is that... is that me?! And that's Ken?! Hahahaha, look at the emo boy Kev!"

"Quiet, Tennyson." Kevina glared, but was ignored by the excited Jen :"And that's... no way... is that grandma Max?!"

"Grandma- *wheeze*" Alistair slapped the table, wheezing hard as no noise came out for a second :"Oh my god, this universe is something else hahahaha! Please, I have to meet her! I have to, alright? It's the funniest shit ever!"

Jen had a huge grin herself too :"Now I get why you're laughing so hard! I would too! But hey, the male version of me is pretty cute too. Bet the grown up version is really handsome too!

Hehehehe, guess I have the better looks even in a genderbent universe, huh, Kenny~!" Smiling smugly, she wiggled her eyebrows at her cousin who rolled his eyes :"Yeah, yeah, believe what you want, Jen."

"No need to be in denial, cousin." Jen shrugged, smug and mischievous :"You should be proud about having such a good looking cousin, no matter if male or female.

I mean, don't misunderstand, your female form is cute and all too. But you know... you just can't compare to a certain someone when it comes to looks."

Ken flared his nose, rolling his eyes before Kevina rubbed his back :"Don't listen to her, babe. You're definitely better than her in terms of looks. Your female version is cuter than her, and you're definitely more handsome than her male version."

"I don't really care-" Ken smiled lightly, but was interrupted by Jen throwing her arms up dramatically :"As if!" Before crossing them under her ample bust with a smirk :"You're just saying that to make him feel better!"

Kevina glared :"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"Am so not!"

"You so are!"

As the two glared at each other, Jen smirked in provocation :"Fine, how about we let someone else decide then?" Before turning to Alistair, who was enjoying his drink while watching the funny interaction :"Alistair, my buddy, my partner from another universe, which one of us do you think has the better looks?"

'Bro code be damned, I guess.' He pursed his lips, before shrugging :"Sorry, Gwen... Ken, but I'm not one to lie. Jen is definitely better than you in terms of looks."

"Hell yeah!" Gwen raised her fist in victory before grinning at Kevina :"Woohoo, in your face, Kevina!"

Kevina rolled her eyes in annoyance :"He just has bad taste!"

Meanwhile, Ken just stayed out of it :'Why are these two arguing over how pretty my female version is? I swear, they argue over the most pointless things.'

"But it's the truth." Suddenly, his voice dropped by an octave, catching their attention as he smirked at Jen, his eyes half closing with a hungry glint :"Jen really is one gorgeous girl."

Her face lit up in red. Alistair's handsome face, which she had tried to ignore till now, combined with that look he was giving her, made her blush intensely. She smiled shyly, pushing her hair behind her ear :"O-oh... w-well, t-t-thanks."

He chuckled lowly, voice deepening and making her gulp as he leaned on one hand, using his looks to the best of their abilities :"You're welcome, sweetheart. But I'm just stating facts. You're definitely the most beautiful girl I've met. Makes me feel lucky to be your partner."

"O-oh." Jen could feel the heat even on her ears as she giggled :"Well, y-you're definitely no slouch either. Definitely the most handsome guy I've seen myself."

"Aww, thanks, darling." He chuckled lightheartedly, making her heart skip a beat. The pet names were doing things to her.

Meanwhile, Ken and Kevina just stood there shocked. The two were acting as if they weren't even there. The way Alistair flirted with her so effortlessly had left them shocked. And the way Jen was being led by the nose so easily had left them speechless.

Not one to stand the awkwardness, Kevina coughed :"Ahem ahem, why don't you two get a room? You're flirting too much in public."

Jen glared shyly :"W-we're not flirting!"

Kevina smirked :"Of course you weren't. Jen, you were two minutes away from sucking on each other's faces."

Alistair pursed his lips :'One minute if I actually tried, actually.'

Jen buried her face in her hands :"Kev~!!"

Kevina snickered, clearly having fun teasing her best friend. Alistair joined in with a smirk and a raise of his eyebrow :"Why, you don't like the idea, Jen?"

He had to admit, she was too cute. He had just met her, but teasing her had already become his favorite thing to do. Jennifer glared at him from between her fingers, blushing even harder as she pouted :"Not you too..."

He covered his smile, looking away and holding in his chuckles at how adorable she was :"Seriously, you're too adorable, Jen. Not teasing you is just too hard."

She stopped covering her face, opting to glare at the table with an annoyed pout. The way her pink lips pursed and her red cheeks puffed was just too cute for Alistair :'Seriously, my guardian instincts as the wielder of the Nemetrix are going to work overtime on being protective of her.

Some might say that I'm probably violating the bro code,' He smiled Solo Leveling style internally :'But isn't it the duty of any homie to fuck the baddie version of his bro?! Can you imagine saying "I fucked your female version" to roast your bro?! Wouldn't that be the funniest shit ever?!

How could I possibly miss this chance?! And besides, she really is beautiful. I mean, me with such high standards am saying that, so it's obvious she's one hell of a beauty!'

Ken turned to Alistair :"Not to be rude or anything, but do you have a way of getting back? You're not stuck here without a way to get back to your own universe, right?"

He shook his head :"If it's for going back, I could easily make a universe hopping device myself." Before looking with a smirk :"But how about we ask the professional for help for extra measures instead?"

The trio looked confused, before a female voice came and a figure walked out from behind a lamp post :"My main profession is time travel, not universe hopping, Alistair."

"Professor Paradox? What are you doing here?" Jen questioned the lady with black hair and in lab clothes. Alistair stood up with a smile :"It's a pleasure to meet you, Professor Paradox."

Professor Paradox smiled, shaking his hand :"Well, I wouldn't say it's my first time having the pleasure of meeting you, but it's nice to meet you for the "first" time as well, young Alistair."

"Believe me, the pleasure's all~ mine." His innocent smile widened as the Nemetrix came to life :"[Altered DNA of existing DNA detected, proceeding to scanning. New evolution of existing Homosapien DNA unlocked. Proceeding to fuse the existing DNAs.]"

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[Professor Paradox: Human Mutate]

Enhanced Strength

Enhanced Speed

Enhanced Durability

Enhanced Stamina

Enhanced Agility

Enhanced Reflexes

Enhanced Equilibrium

Regenerative Healing Factor

Biological Immortality

Contained Metabolism

Chronokinesis

Chronopathy

Dimensional Travel

Time Portal Creation

Time Travel

Time Reduction

Time Stopping

Temporal Speed

Temporal Protection

Teleportation

Age Reversal

Flight

Space-Time Lock

Full Space-Time Knowledge]

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(A/N: Alistair's actually good reason for getting rid of male Kai)

'Wait, hold on... if everybody genderbent here, would that mean that the male version of Kai... wants to fuck the female Blitzwolfer?! Oh, hell no! Hans, forget ze flammenwerfer, get ze Gustav!'

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