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Tony Stark's problem

There was no need to say it in words; Loki was about to kill Coulson, but the man in question showed no fear, which angered Loki.

"Loki, would you mind releasing my subordinates?" Fury appeared, raising his arms.

"Director?" Coulson couldn't believe that Fury was here and that he'd risk confronting Loki.

"Mortal, how do you know my name?" Loki looked at Fury, searching for some magical artifact or unique power. It was very strange for Fury to know his name.

"You mentioned earlier that you're Thor's brother; I can only think of Baldur and Loki... as far as I know, Baldur was a man loved by everyone until Loki killed him with mistletoe, and if there's another brother, I don't recall." Fury calmly replied, not attempting to lie assuming it was futile against the god of lies.

Loki, on the other hand, sharpened his gaze at the accusation. No one knows if Loki did the same as in mythology, but it was a fact that Baldur wasn't seen anywhere in Asgard; maybe he simply never existed. Fury wasn't going to assume that all legends were true.

"Wait, I don't want to fight with you."Fury interrupted as he saw Loki's face contort. "I have your brother's location; if you let my subordinates go, I'll take you to him."

"Do you dare to negotiate with me?! I am Loki, King of Asgard! God of lies! And you're just an insignificant human!"

"Maybe... but I have this." Fury pulled out a phone from his black coat.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Loki asked, pointing his scepter at Fury.

The super-secret agent smiled fearlessly. "It's called buying time."

"Hulk smash!!!"

Hulk punched Loki, sending him flying. Then he roared and followed, at that moment, Coulson and the other agents regained control of their bodies.

"Fury, you owe me one..." Tony's mechanized voice came from the sky. "I don't like having to come back after leaving just half a day ago, it's not cool."

Fury looked at Iron Man in the sky. "Well, let's say your tax evasion record is clean now; does that put you in a good mood, Stark?"

"I would have preferred your lovely subordinate's number, Maria Hill." Tony turned to the woman standing not far away, but she frowned in disgust.

"It seems you're not her type, Stark,"Fury said, lighting a cigarette. "Now, are you going to finish that god off, or should I call in reinforcements?"

"That's what all women say at first,"Tony didn't take Fury's teasing seriously. "I tried but the kid's busy, so it's just me and Big Green for now."

Tony, or rather Iron Man, flew to where Hulk and Loki had gone.

Maria Hill approached Fury with a phone in her hand. "Sir, I can't contact Allen."

"He must have put his phone on airplane mode; send a message through a donation," Fury suggested.

"How much?" Maria Hill immediately started doing it.

Fury lit a cigarette. "Big enough for Walker not to ignore you."

...

Tony arrived at the scene only to see Hulk being thrown and crashing into a large rock, leaving him astonished. It was Hulk they were talking about; even if he wasn't Worldbreaker Hulk now, he was still a monster capable of treating tanks like they were made of playdough.

Loki silently observed Tony. "A green troll and a mortal in a flying suit... how pathetic," Loki mocked, pointing at him while unleashing a wave of green magic.

"Jarvis!" Tony sensed danger and raised his energy shields to the maximum.

The magic enveloped the suit and shut it down, causing Tony to fall to the ground luckily only five meters above the ground, or he could have broken several bones. Loki began walking towards Tony, while he tried to reboot the suit, feeling sore."What is this?! Magic?! Supernatural powers?! Curse it! I'll prepare an anti-magic suit next time!"

Loki slowly walked towards Tony. "Mortals are interesting; they're aware of their weakness and create toys to try to protect themselves, but it's useless against me..."

"Jarvis?! Jarvis!" Tony used his strength to move the heavy suit and removed the protective plate from his chest reactor.

Tony was glad he'd installed a manual reboot in this version of his suit. By turning the reactor's protector manually, he momentarily cut off the energy flow. Then he repeated the action in the opposite direction; the suit lit up and turned back on.

"Sir."

"No time for sentimental reunions, Jarvis, redirect the energy to my chest," Tony said, a bit frustrated at being brought down so easily.

"Right away."

Loki paused, seeing Tony's eyes light up. However, he didn't have time to react; a repulsor blast shot out of Iron Man's chest, knocking Loki away.

...

"Ugh..." Loki couldn't believe what had happened as he groaned on the ground. "Mortal." Shortly after, Loki growled angrily as he lay on the ground face up, but as he tried to get up, Hulk arrived from the sky and punched him with both fists.

"Hulk smash!"

"Ahh!" Loki screamed in pain.

The impact created a crater. Hulk grabbed Loki's leg, and threw him against a rock, burying him with a loud crash, cracks formed from the impact. Without wasting time, Hulk charged and started pounding him, causing the ground to shake with each of his terrifying blows.

"Enough!!"

Loki's magic shot in all directions, pushing Hulk away from him. Loki emerged from the giant rock, dirty, sore, and angry. First, he used his magic to clean himself and turned to face Hulk.

"GAAAHHHH!!" Hulk screamed at Loki.

"I say the same as the big guy; there can only be one man shining in green here," Tony landed next to Hulk, pretending to translate Hulk's roar.

"Mortal-"

Interrupting Loki, an arrow almost hit him, but Loki caught it in the air with reflexes superior to human beings, and then he smiled disdainfully in a direction in the sky.

...

The culprit of the arrow was a man with a bow in his hands, at a distance of almost half a mile, flying in a Shield helicopter. He wore a black and purple tactical suit, unlike the attire and uniforms of all the other Shield personnel.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." The man with the bow taunted Loki.

Of course, Loki couldn't hear him speak, so the God Loki only looked confused as the arrow in his hands glowed and exploded, engulfing him in flames.

Surprised by this, Tony used the zoom function in his suit to see the helicopter; surprisingly, the man greeted him as if he could see him from that distance, which was true because the archer was Clint Barton, better known as Hawkeye, one of Shield's best agents with almost supernatural accuracy.

Tony smiled. "They weren't the reinforcements I expected, but it'll do... kid, what are you doing?"

Tony worried that Allen hadn't arrived yet even though he was close, but he received the notification and knew he was livestreaming.

"I hope you're doing something important while I facing a god, or I'll be annoyed!"

...

Allen drove in uncomfortable silence. Ghost wasn't a man of many words, much like his player. Allen decided to play some music to break the tension. When he turned on the radio, he heard a familiar song.

[A Thousand Miles]

How could Allen not recognize the song that made Terry Crews a legend? "No way... a classic! Yeah, this is a freaking classic!" Allen couldn't resist singing it. "Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound tututu tutu! tututu~"

Ghost immediately turned to look at Allen with indifferent eyes. Allen smiled in his direction, "Staring blankly ahead! Just making my way! Making a way through the crooowd!~"

Hahaha Rebecca chuckled at Allen's antics, while Wednesday watched this with dead eyes, questioning if she should change masters.

"And I need you~ And I miss you~ And now I wooondeeer..."

Ghost's face showed no expression, but people laughed even more because of that.

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– HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't with Ghost's face XD

– Imagine being in the middle of a war conflict and your partner starts singing this song LMFAO

– The worst part is that Allen sang it towards Ghost, not Wednesday or Rebecca. You're a troll, Allen! Hahaha!!

– Ghost, don't worry, I understand you. Allen is a clown motherf*cker!! hahahahaha

===

"If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles!! If I could just see yoouu~... tonight Rururu-ruru rururu-ruru~" Allen didn't care about Ghost's expression or the girls and just kept singing.

Just imagine Tony's reaction when he finds out that while he was risking his life, Allen was singing "A Thousand Miles."

You might think Allen's just making a fool of himself or being a bastard troll, but this is just pure entertainment. As a professional, he must entertain; those awkward moments of silence in a car shouldn't happen in a live stream.

Allen continued singing, but at that moment, Ghost broke a window and jumped out, leaving Allen surprised. Unfortunately, he didn't have his spidey sense at that moment to alert him that a rocket was heading their way.

"You're truly lovely guy~"

Rebecca peeked from behind, kissed Allen on the cheek, wasted no time, kicked the windshield to stand on the moving Jeep, then aimed her dual blue and pink pistols.

"Fuck off!!" She shot at the rocket, exploding it in midair.

Allen knew the chaotic and wild nature of the entity called Rebecca. He didn't blame her for it; she comes from a world like that. Allen understands that there will come a time when he'll have to order her to stop, although he doesn't like it, there will be sex dolls he'll have to control himself, or it'll be disastrous.

Bullets came from both sides of the road; Rebecca, standing on the Jeep's roof, started firing in those directions. "What's up, b*tches?! Don't hide!!"

Wednesday lowered her window and looked at the sky; there was a drone following them. Without hesitation, the girl shot it with a rifle.

Although Warzone is more realistic than other Battle Royales and this system's version is even more realistic, it's still a game.

Wednesday moved her hand to her back, and there appeared a sniper rifle, to change or stow the weapon was the same.

The expressionless girl aimed and shot without hesitation; she only needed one shot to take down the drone.

She noticed Allen's gaze in the rearview mirror."I deduced it, it was too strange that we were attacked from both sides of the road..." the girl said, looking Allen in the eyes.

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– So, she didn't know there was a drone in the sky; she just looked because there was a possibility that there was one :0

– Well, she's an Addams; let's leave it at that LMAO

– Wait, Allen is in a virtual world, so they must be AI or something.

– Who cares?! The important thing is to see Rebecca again! :'D

– I haven't seen Cyberpunk Edgerunners, but it doesn't matter. I like the crazy girl, and I love Wednesday Hahaha haha.

===

While Allen played video games realistically, there was a battle between Hulk, Iron Man, and Hawkeye vs Loki

Hulk was repelled whenever he tried to attack Loki; even the God of Lies recognized that he shouldn't take too many hits from the green monster or he'd be hurt.

Tony flew while attacking with missiles and repulsor beams from his suit. Although he couldn't block Loki's magic, it was better not to get too close.

"Mortal, you underestimate me..." Loki used telekinesis to hurl a rock at Tony. He used his repulsor beams to destroy the rock, but immediately, a spear crossed the sky like a missile and hit him, piercing his shields and damaging the armor.

"Agh!" Tony complained; this time, he was indeed hurt.

"Suit integrity compromised, shields momentarily penetrated, energy at 45%, sir, I recommend retreat," Jarvis alerted Tony about his condition.

"Yes, it seems like a good idea, Jarvis, but the horned funny man won't let me go." Tony laughed, but inside, he regretted not giving more priority to his new developing armors.

"What's wrong, mortal? Are your tricks exhausted? Did you think you could defeat a god?!" Loki smiled, seeing Tony hovering in the air.

Loki is a sorcerer of over a thousand years; he's been a disciple of his mother Frigga, the ancient Elder mage, and unbelievably, he's been a disciple of Surtur, who can rival Odin. Of course, the latter was behind his father's back. When Loki knew he couldn't defeat Thor in combat, he focused on magic.

Loki cruelly reveled in thoughts about how to end Tony and aimed his scepter at him.

"Jarvis?!" Tony was floating with his damaged suit in the abdomen area and sparking with electricity.

"In two minutes your new suit arrives, sir..."

"I'm afraid I don't have two minutes!"

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