Summoning an Epic Familiar

"Now back up! I need some space to welcome my new familiar!"

Without objection, everyone backed up to circle around the goblin anew. Though they were forced to step back further as soon as Rizz rolled out a swath of animal hide. 

"Is that from the Mineral Gecko?" Gerrart curiously asked. "What are you using it for?"

Rizz's radiant grin graced his apprentices as he shared a simple explanation via telepathy. 

'I don't care how much you've been told about familiar summoning. But everything you know is wrong! Or just really shitty at best.

'One day, I'll make sure to share the love and get you all familiars. Till then, just watch and wait. After this, you'll patiently wait however long since no one else can offer half of the expertise that I've got in my little pinky.

'You don't need a massive fucking magic circle. And you'd better use at least some basic glyphs if you wanna narrow the field and guarantee a good familiar.