Chapter 74

Shen Lang was instantly dumbfounded.

Wife, what kind of trick are you playing?

You even said that you wanted to wear it after washing it clean? Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant? I'm so handsome, so my descendants must have strong vitality.

Not only did you not hit me, but you also gave me tonic medicine?

But the Liuwei Dihuang Pill is used to replenish Yin deficiency. Husband, I may need another kind of medicine.

Shen Lang prided himself on understanding women's hearts, but he couldn't see through this little girl in front of him.

This generation of women can't do it. Their minds are too free.

This battle between man and woman, I … I'm a little uncertain!

I'm a little lost. I'm afraid of losing!

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Recently, the silkworms were going to go up the mountain to make cocoons. It was the time when the silkworms ate the most.

Because the income from raising silkworms far exceeded that of rice, a large part of the Count House's fief was used to plant mulberry trees.

The income from raw silk accounted for a large part of the Count House's income.

So recently, Mulan had been wearing a blue … cloth dress to pick mulberry leaves in the fields.

As the dignified young lady of the Count House, of course, she didn't need to do this kind of hard work. She just wanted to show that she wanted to work together with the people of the fief.

To put it bluntly, it was a show.

But she didn't expect it to be a show for so many days.

This silly girl, Madam Count only went for two hours and came back with less than ten mulberry leaves.

And you, Jin Mulan, can pick thousands of mulberry leaves in a day. What a silly girl. Do you have to be so serious?

With his wife not at home, Shen Lang couldn't pour out his feelings and hooligan words, so his days were really boring.

For the safety of the other teachers and the fragile hearts of the other students, he didn't have to go to school anymore.

The Big Fool's physical characteristics were very stable, and the speed of his recovery was much faster than expected.

Not only his internal injuries, but even his broken bones were healing faster than ordinary people, which amazed Doctor An Zaishi.

But he didn't know why the Big Fool didn't wake up, which made Shen Lang very puzzled.

So these days, Shen Lang had nothing to do.

One day, he tried to ask his father-in-law, "I don't think I'm grounded anymore."

Father-in-law asked, "What are you trying to do?

Shen Lang asked cautiously, "It's so boring at home. Can I go to Xuanwu City to play?"

Father-in-law said, "Then what level does Shen want to play?"

Shen Lang said, "For example, if I see injustice on the road and draw my sword to help, or if I see some innocent woman being bullied, I can help her."

Then, for some reason, he was grounded again.

Moreover, looking at his father-in-law's expression, it seemed like he wanted to whip him.

Such a life was really boring. As the son-in-law of the Count House, he couldn't go out and bully people.

How could such a noble be a leader?

Didn't the ancestors of the Kim family work so hard to build this foundation so that their descendants could bully others?

But all of you are so well-behaved.

Look at you, Jin Mucong. You're the dignified heir of the Count House, but you don't even have the temperament of a good-for-nothing.

What a disappointment!

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These extremely idle and boring days suddenly came to an end.

Shen Lang instantly entered a fighting state.

Because Mulan received an invitation, Shen Lang opened it when she was not in.

It was sent by the Xu family.

It was an engagement invitation from Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian.

This shameless couple was going to get engaged!

After seeing the wedding invitation, Shen Lang did not say a word and returned to the wall full of enemies.

"Alas!"

Shen Lang sighed.

During the period after killing Tian Heng, he felt that he had been too relaxed. He actually forgot that he still had a blood feud.

This invitation suddenly awakened the shame that Shen Lang had suffered in the past.

He looked at the names of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian.

Xu Qianqian, is it my turn to take revenge on you shameless father and daughter?

You still want to get engaged?

Mulan and I got married in such a hurry, and you, Xu Qianqian, still dare to get engaged?

How can I take revenge on Xu Qianqian and his father?

Shen Lang racked his brains and paced back and forth in the living room.

For a woman like Xu Qianqian, what is the most vicious revenge?

Rush up and sleep with her?

Don't joke, I, Shen Lang, am so handsome, if I sleep with Xu Qianqian, how is this revenge, it is clearly a reward.

Of course, it is to destroy her most precious thing.

First of all, reputation!

This merchant's daughter was not born in a noble family, so she especially cherished her reputation. She made friends with noble ladies everywhere, wrote poems and songs every day, and also spread some stories in her small circle.

She was obviously a merchant's daughter, but she pretended to be a talented woman.

After so many years of business, she finally packaged herself as one of the top three talented women and beauties in Nujiang County.

The first was Zhang Chong's daughter, Zhang Chunhua.

As for his own daughter-in-law, Mulan?

Sorry, we are fairies in the sky, not included in the ranking.

It was also because of her reputation as the third beautiful and talented woman that Xu Qianqian entered Zhang Jin's eyes.

Of course, some people may say, you, Xu Qianqian, have previously married Shen Lang, this waste, as a son-in-law, what reputation do you have to speak of?

But you can't say it like that.

The Xu family married Shen Lang as a son-in-law, completely because of good luck, and to divert bad luck.

This is like some high-caste rich children in India, before marrying a bride, they first have to marry a tree, or a donkey.

Is it because they are lowly? No, it happens to be because they have a noble fate, so they need to change their luck.

And Shen Lang is that tree, that donkey.

In addition to reputation, what Xu Qianqian cares about the most is the Xu family's industry, the silk and cloth business.

He wants to take revenge on her.

Of course, it is to tarnish her reputation first, and then destroy her business.

Only then can she be in so much pain that she wants to die.

Then, what needs to be done to destroy the hard-earned reputation that Xu Qianqian has built for several years?

Several plans quickly flashed through Shen Lang's mind.

It must be vicious, and it must spread far and wide, and it must be irreversible.

"Ding!"

Shen Lang's mind lit up, and he suddenly has an idea.

And at this moment, suddenly a burst of footsteps came from outside.

Heavy and ethereal, without looking, he knows it is Jin Mucong, the fat otaku.

"Shen Lang, I have something good to show you …" Jin Mucong said sneakily, he just got a book of erotic pictures.

That look is exactly the same as the fat guy in the university dormitory who dragged Shen Lang to see a pornographic film for the first time.

After coming in, Jin Mucong found that Shen Lang is staring at him, he can't help but shrink his neck, "Brother-in-law, you … why are you looking at me like that?"

This fat otaku only calls him brother-in-law when he is afraid, he usually calls him by his name.

Shen Lang: "Fatty, is there a girl who likes you?"

As soon as these words came out, Jin Mucong's eyes turned red.

B * stard, I treat you as a friend, and I can't wait to share good things with you.

But you, you are stabbing a knife into my heart.

Don't hit the face, don't stab the heart.

"I'm leaving, just pretend that I, Jin Mucong, have never known you." The fat otaku turned to leave in grief and indignation.

Shen Lang: "Brother-in-law, do you know why there are no girls who like you?"

Jin Mucong doesn't answer.

"Of course, the first reason is because you are ugly." Shen Lang: "A person like me can seduce seven or eight women from good families to have an affair when I walk down the street. If it weren't for the fact that I'm devastatingly beautiful, your sister would've married me even though I was known as a good-for-nothing. "

Jin Mucong is about to cry.

You, not only do you want to kill me, you also want to whip my corpse?

"But a man as ordinary and ugly as you can also be liked by women. There will even be countless beauties pouncing on you, crying and begging you to take care of them." Shen Lang.

As soon as these words came out.

All of Jin Mucong's hatred disappeared without a trace. His eyes lit up as he said: "Really?"

Shen Lang nodded: "Of course it's true. I know a person called Su Dongpo. He's old, short, fat, and ugly, but there are thousands of beauties who like him. Even his daughter-in-law can't help herself. "

Jin Mucong's eyes turned green as he trembled: "Such a beast? Why? "

Shen Lang: "Because of reputation, because of talent. If a woman is not beautiful, then there is no … "

At this point, Shen Lang stopped talking. He still had to have the basic desire to survive.

Shen Lang continued, "If a man is ugly, as long as he is overflowing with talent and is famous throughout the world, women can completely ignore his appearance and shortness."

Jin Mucong took a step back, covered his face with his hands, and said: "I, I am definitely not short, don't slander me."

Then, he said dejectedly: "Of course I know that as long as I am talented, there will be countless girls who like me. But … I feel that making me talented is harder than making me a handsome man. "

Shen Lang sighed: "Prince, although you have many shortcomings, honesty is your good quality."

"I'm really leaving …" Jin Mucong said in grief and indignation.

Shen Lang hurriedly pulled him back: "Prince, I have a lot of peerless looks, but I can't lend them to you. But I can lend you my dazzling talent. "

"Really?" Jin Mucong said: "How do you want to lend it?"

Shen Lang: "We will cooperate to write a book, a book that is destined to be popular. We will print ten thousand copies, tens of thousands of copies. We will make Xuanwu City expensive, and this book will become popular in the whole Nujiang Prefecture, the whole Tiannan Province, and the whole State of Yue. When the time comes, as one of the authors of this book, what do you think will happen? "

Kaneki Satoshi's eyes lit up as he said, "Then, then I'll be famous. I'll become a world-famous scholar."

Shen Lang: "Yes, you see, brother-in-law is really putting in a lot of effort for your marriage."

Jin Mucong trembled: "Brother-in-law, what book are we writing?"

Shen Lang: "I will narrate and you will write. I will tell the story a little, you listen. "

Jin Mucong moved a stool and listened very seriously.

Shen Lang: "Once upon a time, there was a big merchant in the silk and cloth business. His name was Qianqian, his courtesy name was Guangyun, people called him High Official Ximen. He also had a daughter, her name was Ximen Qianqian."

"This High Official Ximen was despicable and shameless, he was licentious and immoral, he harmed countless innocent women. As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, the silver thief's daughter was pierced … "

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