A Small Scuffle

When they arrived they saw two middle-aged men—one caucasian and one copper-skinned—glaring at each other with red eyes.

"Why are you so rude?"

"Why are YOU so rude?" 

"I didn't do anything!" The dark-skinned man said, frowned, and looked around. "I was just buying things from this stall, and he suddenly scoffed at me and mumbled rude things."

"You were laughing first! I worked hard for this!" The caucasian said, raising his voice, and the dark-skinned man looked at him indignantly. 

"What? I didn't laugh—"

"You saw my items and you laughed at it!" the stall owner, the blonde man in his late 40s, yelled. "I didn't force you to buy it!"

The dark-skinned man frowned, but his fist clenched, thinking there was no explaining to this guy. The fact that he was on the receiving end of nagging-with-saliva splatter was making him red in annoyance.

Maybe he should just punch him in the face????