Cutest Helper Ever

"I really don't appreciate your attitude and language. I am going to see for myself," pouted Sha Shou. I was trying my damn best to hold onto the snake, dragon, thing that was dragging me through the jungle in its attempt to get away from whatever was chasing it.

"By all means," I said, still waiting on the toe blades. There was no way I was going to be able to activate the blades through my wrist unit, so I would just have to wait.

"What the hell is going on?" demanded Sha Shou.

"I am being dragged by an Agkistrodon rhodostoma through the jungle. If I want to get off of the ride, I need to be able to climb to the top of it and press the off button," I answered as if I hadn't said the same words more than a few times.

"Oh, well, activating toe blades," said Sha Shou.

"Thank you," I managed to get out. I really needed to find her something to do so I could get the other guy back.