"So your only use is to damn well tell jokes to others?"
"If you want me to tell others, I... I can do that too."
"...Scram."
"Understood!"
The Divine Artifact shuddered, quickly transforming into black smoke and disappearing into the horn.
The enlarged horn also shrank back to its original size.
Bending over, Chen Yu picked up the glowing horn, barely resisting the urge to crush it, and put it back in his backpack, then took out the second artifact—the lute.
Familiar with the process, he once again infused it with his special abilities, and the little lute instantly grew larger.
It became a normal-sized—lute.
Holding it in hand, Chen Yu tentatively plucked the strings.
"Buzz..."
It immediately made a pleasant sound.
Chen Yu: "..."
After waiting a full ten minutes and detecting no other abnormalities, Chen Yu finally lost his patience and exploded in anger, yelling, "It's actually just a fucking lute!!!"
Afterward, he tried the third artifact—the belt.