Naruto & The Sage

"Now, for the match-ups"

Naruto- Temari

Ino- Shino

Neji- Sasuke

Lee- Gaara

'… Blonde vs Blonde, huh'

Sasuke glanced at Naruto and Temari, one was nervous, to say the least, and the other… well, he was stoic as always.

'Why… why do I have to fight him'

The white eyes Hyuga asked, his thoughts filled by the previous show of Sasuke's capabilities. Even without his own acknowledgment, he… feared Sasuke.

Sweat ran down his back glancing at the Uchiha, he looked so calm, almost as if this battle wasn't even worth his attention.

'Why… why am I being… anxious?'

His thoughts were only negative, no matter how hard he pictured his victory… It never actually took shape, he couldn't win against Sasuke… not even hypothetically.

'If you think I'm going down without a fight, then you're wrong!'

Clenching his fists, he steeled his resolve. He had to train, train like a madman.

Meanwhile, Lee glanced at the redhead, his eyes burning in passion. Finally! A worthy opponent!

***

Naruto strolled through Konoha, his eyes drifting over to the families. Turning his head away from such a sight, he continued his walk.

"Kakashi Sensei!"

He called out, his Sensei was hanging on a lamp beside the street. Kakashi hopped down and kept his book inside his pocket.

"Train me"

Naruto spoke, unwavering resolve in his tone. Kakashi was a bit taken aback, he had never asked such a thing before… was he… desperate?

"Sigh… Alright"

The Duo started to walk toward the training grounds, no words uttered by the two. Naruto suddenly turned his head toward Kakashi, his expression deadpanning.

"What the hell are we doing in a hot spring?"

Kakashi smiled at his question.

"We're here to meet someone"

"…"

Their walk continued, Naruto narrowed his eyes as he spotted a long-white-haired guy peeking through the women's Bath.

His flickered behind him and placed his palm on the man's shoulder, the white-haired man's pupils shrunk, he calmed down the next instant.

"Shh, Don't make a fuss, eh? Sheesh. You'll get us both busted... and what'll we do then!?"

Naruto's grip tightened, his inhuman strength making the man a bit surprised. Kakashi just watched it from the sidelines.

"Who... are you? I've never seen you in Konoha"

Naruto's nail lengthened, its sharp edge threatening to cut apart the white-haired man's throat.

To the blonde's surprise, his hand got slapped away, a huge frog was summoned and the man stood on top of it.

"Wait just a minute there!! Good question! I am the holiest hermit sage of mount myoboku, otherwise known as the toad sage, pleased to meet ya!!"

The toad sage, Jiraya, one of the legendary three Sanins stated. His tone enthusiastic and confident.

"I don't give a fuck... Kakashi Sensei, let's make him spill the beans.... Uhh... Kakashi Sensei?"

Naruto glanced around, not spotting Kakashi anywhere... Did his Sensei just dump him?

"I'm a writer... I write Novels! Like this one!"

He pulled out a book named "Make-Out Paradise", Naruto instantly recognized the book, afterall, it was what his Sensei always read.

'We're here to meet someone'

Kakashi's words echoes inside his mind, he finally figured it out... This guy, was that guy.

"So... You're going to help me train... or?"

"I'm a powerful sage! I'm no fool to be twirled on a string around the finger of a greenhorn like you! Sheesh! What a despicable brat!"

Naruto sighed. This guy was stubborn as hell...

Naruto's body transformed, fully naked in a sexy blonde's figure. Steam arose from the Sanin's nose as he saw it.

"I'll teach ya!!"

His thumbs up and nose drooling. Naruto sighed again.

'What an idiot...'

"You're my type of gal! Wh-What's this Jutsu called?!"

Jiraiya inspected every part of the female Naruto, the blonde felt an urge to just slap the shit out of him.

"It's called 'The transformation bait 'n' kill targets'... Happy"

"Eh?... Bait 'n' kill?"

Naruto transformed back, his eyes dead, emotional-less as it gets.

"Yeah, I use it to murder my targets... any questions?"

The Sanin chose to keep quiet, the conversation was taking a turn, and he didn't like it in the slightest.

"Hey kid... Let's go somewhere else, but before that. You've got two chakra types... Have you ever sensed a special Chakra inside you?"

The Sanin was dead serious right now, to make his heart stop, red Chakra started coming off from Naruto's hand.

"You mean this?"

The crimson Chakra danced in his palm, making the Sanin gulp... How?

He cleared his throat and started walking, Naruto followed behind. The Sanin was got shivers thinking about the event.

'This boy of Minato... What exactly are you?'

His own thoughts betrayed his sense of humanity, for a second, he really did think this boy was... Inhuman.

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