A Ballistic Bastard

The audience went ballistic. The tense atmosphere broke instantly. Everyone began laughing, gasping, and screaming.

Rael wondered if everyone thought it is a joke because frankly, it was not, maybe they were all nervous and needed a break so laughed at one of the most unfunny things.

Breathing heavily, he cleared his throat to regain composure and continued as if nothing happened.

"For those who do not know me... My name is Irakiel. No family name since I was kicked out of my family haha. Apparently, I fucked my father's wife. Oh, he is Avari Aplistia Mammon just FYI.... anyway let us head to the title section. I go by many actually but my personal favorite are these.... *ahem*-"

"Lord and Savior, Supreme Existence, The Most Graceful One, Kind Stepfather. I am the stepfather of all living things, those who are filial to me are cherished but those who are unfilial, perish. So decide.... do you all wish to be my children or pigs to slaughter?"