Eleanor's Fetish

"I wouldn't really mind if you were to date, Erika."

"...you did not just say that! What's wrong with you?! How could a mother be okay with her daughter being in a relationship with the same man as her, who, in fact, is her father?!"

"You are—"

"Oh, Right! I forgot your incest fetish! Oh Man, Oh Man! I never thought you would actually use your daughter to satisfy your fetish."

"Listen to me! I am saying that I wouldn't mind it 'if' you actually decided to date her. Like, I am not opposed to the idea if 'you' are okay with it. I am not saying that you should date her. Also, you are her childhood and best friend, and I know you haven't suddenly started seeing her as your daughter."

"Still, why would you be okay with it?"

"I know you. And what better man can she find if not you? You wouldn't want her to get involved with the wrong guy either, am I right?"