The Cliché Beginning... Or is it?

I am walking home.

now this may sound quite familiar but I am an otaku, and proud of it, and I have seen my fair share of anime, and I've played quite a bit of videogames.

however, I am outside, because I needed some exercise.

take a moment to recollect yourselves from the shock of an otaku exercising.

now, I am exercising because I want money, more specifically I am too fat to donate plasma and they offer a lot of money for said plasma. (like 125 dollars or something like that)

after learning of how much money I could get for donating plasma I wanted to go right away, but when I got there I learned I was too fat, and so here I am, returning home after a nice jog. (huffing and puffing and walking back, that's how fatass I am)

and when I got to a red light I saw something that almost made me facepalm.

a kid bouncing a ball right next to me.

*mental sigh*

if you have read a few fanfics you know what's going to happen next.

but before that, I quickly text my parents about how I loved them, I knew what must be done.

I saw the great and mighty Truck-kun speeding down from the left.

the ball bounced forwards, and the kid started going with it.

showtime, I pushed my tired body as hard as it could go.

and I push the guy standing next to me in front of Truck-kun while I was running in the opposite direction.

*SCREEEEECH*

*THUMP*

"OH MY GOD!"

"DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GUY DID!"

"SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

"GET THE POLICE!"

my blood was pumping, I moved with all the swiftness I could get, I would only get one shot.

as the sounds of sirens were blaring the target of my desire was nearing ever closer.

I could hear the police cars getting closer, but it was too late for them.

I dove head first into the street, and uttered my last words in this world.

"for the emperor."

as the eighteen wheeler truck slammed into me, I was smiling.

'I hope I would be able to go to remnant' my last thoughts escaping me, as the world went dark.

[some billion years later]

how long has it been, where am I.

I look around, but all I can see, is darkness.

I try and move around, but I can't.

I see why, I have no body.

all I am right now, is some ball of light in a void.

'huh, well how about that.'

and then I went to sleep.

"come now, I don't think you'll want to sleep anymore now that I have found you, it would be rude to sleep in front of someone else" said a woman's voice.

'who's there?' I tried saying, but I could not speak, so I thought.

"I am the magnificent marvelous mad mad mad, madam Mim." the voice said, now named mim. (virtual cookie if you know where she is from)

'where are you, better yet where is here?' I thought.

"I'm right here, you need only open your eyes, and here, well, that's a different story." mim said.

I did not think what she said would work, but I tried it anyways.

and to my shock, it did, standing before me now, is a woman with lavender hair, with emerald green eyes, her dress was a deep purple and pink.

"have you had an eyeful yet?" mim said.

I think I was staring just a bit too long.

"well, at least you weren't thinking anything naughty so I'll let you off the hook." mim said.

I get the feeling she is reading my mind.

"caught on to that did you." mim said.

oh.

"oh? oh ho! you've been here for a long time! I didn't sense it before, because I was curious what a soul was doing in the void!" mim said.

'how, long have I been here?' I thought.

"oh some billions of years, most souls would have gone to heaven or hell long ago, which makes you being here quite interesting." mim said.

'so, what now?' I thought once more.

"now? well that depends on you little soul, would you like to go to an afterlife? come with me? ooh! perhaps I can do what those gods and R.O.B's have been doing and send you to another world with some powers!" mim said.

'I would like that last one please.' I thought.

"oh goodie, I get to reincarnate someone!" mim said, then bounced a bit on her heals.

"so, I have a few options for you, you could become a hybrid or I could make you into some magical creature." mim said.

'hybrid, cause I have an idea of what I want.' I thought.

"oh? well go on then, tell me what it is you were thinking of." mim said.

'I would like to be a mix of the Blacklight Virus from Prototype' I thought.

"ooh, I'm liking where this is going already." mim said, and was beginning to form some magic in her hands behind her back.

'and nanobots from Planetary Annihilation.' I thought.

"well now, that's quite the interesting combination, I'll give you one additional special thing, since you've intrigued me." mim said, the ball of magic having grown larger and colored with a deep shade of red.

'alright then, I would also like, heavens feel.' I thought.

"hmm, that would be quite the strong combination, immortal body, immortal soul, and unlimited growth potential, going to be quite the feat to pull this one off, can't wait to see the look on that old codgers face when he finds out about this one hehehe." mim said and cackled at the end, the ball of magic having now doubled in size from when it first formed with the color of crimson red.

'so, how does this work now?' I thought.

"like this!" mim said then threw the ball of magic at me.

I then black out.