When in doubt- ahahahahaha  

Well, whatever, I picked up the bowl and tried the soup. It had meat in it and no broccoli, yam or celery. It tasted wonderful. 

"Master!"

And the naked girl came crying over and grabbed me from my right: she was dripping from head to toe. "She dropped me in the middle of the ocean." She sniffed. 

'You don't say.'

It was hard to conjure up a surprised face when I knew this was going to happen either, way. I didn't feel anything, in particular, seeing that dripping body either. Though my little buddy begged to differ. 

I tried to chuckle and drank more and more of the soup. "Wait, you can teleport?" Still smiling. 

The fact that she showed up out of nowhere wasn't that surprising either. I had a girlfriend who could do that- so yeah, definitely not something I was surprised about anymore.