Is it me or is my sword awesome?

"Ahem!" The woman changed the subject. "Allow me to introduce-"

"I don't really care about you all that much. I know I'm being rude, but can we get moving? Because of you, I just happened to lose a lot of time here today."

If it weren't for that woman, I wouldn't have had to take the stairs and die of fatigue in the first place. 

So I was definitely pissed if nothing else. 

"Rude! HMPH!"  She pouted and turned 180 degrees. 

I guess I offended her more than necessary. 

"You might want to apologize," Johnathan whispered. 

"Hey, woman." I raised my voice. "If you're going to be like that I'll leave right away. And I assure you, I'd be sure to complain the entire way about how you guys molest kids and how you guys turn them down and-"

'Apology? Yeah, no thanks.'

"Alright, alright. Geez, what's wrong with you? I thought you were some cute kid on the lift, and this is how you treat me?"