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Clang Clang Motherfucker!

On Floor 21, a man could be seen happily swinging a pickaxe as he sang a discordant tune in a discordant voice. 

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Josh was improvising the lyrics as he dodged the onslaught of giant eagles. 

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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!

Watch and enjoy this great show! 

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Clang Clang, Motherfucker 

It's the amazing digging song!

Climbing the peak? That's wrong! 

We're here to take down some suckers.

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These birdbrains are all dunces! 

Soon will be toppled all at once! 

Are you ready for mass destruction? 

This will be a complete annihilation! 

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The young and old soon gone. 

No mercy for any of the NPCs! 

Shattered eggs all one can see 

Feel free to enjoy and look on! 

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Clang Clang Motherfucker 

Soon we'll pluck their feathers 

Takedown their strong leader 

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