<Ah yes, the awkward extended family banquet, perfect time for shenanigans and or visceral arguments over petty matters like real estate inheritances...think we'll see someone get stabbed a fiancée being stolen?>
=I...want to say no, but I get the feeling you're about to give a very weird justification as to why you were thinking that...=
<Isn't it a law of the universe that if large family gathering occurs, especially one involves extended members, somebody will bring up topic is incredibly awkward and no doubt be major source conflict would cause permanent scar in relationships all involved?>
=...=
<What? >
=Dare I ask what kind of topic would cause an entire family to schism in the first place?=
<Politics, what else?>
=Ah...like succession politics?=
<Close, but even pettier.>
=Ah...=
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