CHAPTER 170: Military Dogs

TO THIS DAY

By: Shane Koyczan

When I was a kid

I used to think that pork chops and karate chops

We're the same thing

I thought they were both pork chops

And because my grandmother thought it was cute

And because they were my favorite

She let me keep doing it

Not a big deal

One day

Before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees

I fell out of a tree

And bruised the right side of my body

I didn't want to tell my grandmother about it

Because I was afraid I'd get in trouble