Baratie

Zeus sped ahead of the ship and flew towards the Baratie before landing at the front door. He opened the door and walked inside, he was immediately greeted by a large man with even larger forearms, who said "Hello mere bastard! How will you be paying today?"

Zeus chuckled and said "I can beat the shit out of you if you'd like." Patty deadpanned and said "So you have no money." before throwing a punch at Zeus' head, blowing him up into electricity. Patty was shocked and Zeus reformed himself as he laughed "That never gets old! Shishishishi" before passing by Patty and sitting down at a table.

Zeus picked up the menu and Patty walked over saying "What are you looking at the menu for!? I don't care what you are if you don't have any money!" Zeus fished out a stack of bills and said "This enough, Popeye?" Patty immediately did a 180 and said "Excellent sir, please enjoy your stay!" Zeus burst out laughing and shook his head.

Zeus looked around before whistling "Oi! Curly brow, c'mere!" the blond haired man walked over and said "What do you want?" Zeus pointed to the chair and said "Sit." Sanji sat down and fished out a cigarette, he looked for his lighter when Zeus ignited his cigarette with his fingers before lighting his own.

Sanji said "Thanks." Zeus grinned and said "No problem." there was a silence as they both smoked until Sanji finally said "What do you want?" Zeus looked at the menu and said "I don't know, what's good here?" Sanji deadpanned "Why did you make me sit?" Zeus looked up and chuckled "I like the company, anyway what do you recommend."

Sanji rubbed his forehead and said "Probably the soup." Zeus said "Then get me the soup! Also bring me what ever wine you like." Sanji nodded and said "That's it?" Zeus nodded and said "Were you expecting something else? This is a restaurant and I like women, you want a compliment?"

Sanji chuckled and shook his head, Zeus waved and said "Not a lot of people have curly eyebrows, let's just say you peaked my interest." Sanji walked away waving over his shoulder "Yeah yeah, thanks." Zeus chuckled and a loud boom sounded in the restaurant, he smiled and leaned back in his chair, waiting for Luffy and his crew.

Soon enough

Luffy was dragged through the restaurant by a ton of chefs, not long after the rest of the crew showed up with 2 bounty hunters and sat at a table near Zeus. He looked over and Usopp foamed at the mouth and fainted, Zeus burst out laughing and the rest of the table looked at him. Zoro frowned and Nami narrowed her eyes at Zeus saying "I don't like being followed."

Zeus smiled and said "I don't care what you like it turns out." Zoro spit out his water and chuckled, Nami felt her eye twitch as she snapped "THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME!? AND WHAT WAS WITH THAT NOTE?!" Zeus played the fool "What note? Are you having fantasies about me?" Nami's whole face turned red from anger and steam came out of her ears, she punched Zeus in the head and he smashed into the table.

Zeus was shocked and said "It's true!" he looked at Nami and grabbed her wrists saying "How did you do that?!" she frowned and said "What to you mean?" Zeus pulled out a gun and shot himself in the face, much to the crew's horror, but the bullet passed right through and hit the ceiling. Now they were just confused.

Nami opened her mouth and Zeus closed it with his hand as he shushed her and turned to Sanji, who was walking towards a table.

Sanji stopped in front of the table and said "Is there a problem?" The man with tanned skin and purple hair pointed at his soup and said "Yes, what is this bug doing in my soup?!" Sanji looked over and said "It looks like the breaststroke to me." the whole restaurant burst into laughter, Zeus had tears in his eyes as he laughed, Nami slapped him and pointed to her lips, he let go and said "Sorry orange."

She rubbed her lips and said "I HAVE A NAME!" Zeus looked up and said "Uhh Nemo? No it wasn't that..." she seethed and he snapped his fingers "Right! It was Nova!" Nami beat him up and said "Nami! You stupid..." she went on as Zeus laughed and took the beating saying "Right how could I be so stupid, it was Nag all along!" she lost it and started really punching him hard, while Zoro laughed.

Nami turned her back 180 degrees and hissed at Zoro before grabbing him and beating them both up, the rest of the table shivered and hid behind their menus.

Zeus was let go and stood up chuckling, before walking towards Fullbody, who was kicked from Sanji into a wall. He crouched down and said "Hello lieutenant, do you know who I am?" as he exhaled a mouthful of smoke from his mask, Fullbody looked up and saw the Kitsune mask shrouded in smoke and started to sweat.

Zeus chuckled and vaporized the cigarette in his hands before saying "Looks like you know. I suggest you leave before we have ourselves a little accident." Fullbody shivered and scrambled out the door, leaving the woman he came with standing there. Zeus stood up and looked over at the woman, he walked over and said "I don't have a guest joining for my meal, would you like to eat with me?"

She giggled and nodded, Zeus grinned and brought her to his table before sitting down and being served. The duo started eating and the restaurant returned to normal, Zeus started a conversation and learned that her name was Cynthia, she talked about where she was from and surprisingly it wasn't too far away. Since she missed her ride back Zeus offered to take her back, she thanked him and smiled before continuing the conversation.

Zeus noticed in the background that Gin had arrived and Sanji fed him just like in the original before everything calmed down. He calculated that he had a few days to spend here, why not really relax? And so, after the meal Zeus flew Cynthia home on his cloud.

He dropped her off at her place and she said "I had fun!" Zeus smiled and said "I'm glad you did." she opened her door and looked back saying "Want to come in?" Zeus grinned and walked inside, what happened next was obvious. She immediately hopped on him and he lifted his mask to kiss her as his hands played with her ass and pussy, she let out a moan and dragged him to her bed.

Zeus spent the next few days fucking Cynthia silly in her house, before leaving. He had stuff to do and he had fun, but he wasn't going to stay there forever. He chuckled as he remembered her begging him to choke her harder, he shook his head, his taste definitely changed when he reincarnated, or was it when he ate the fruit? He didn't know but he didn't care anyway, he did what he wanted.

A while later

Zeus flashed back into the Baratie and sat down as the sequence of events started up again, Don Krieg showed up and Zeus always hated this guy. Zeus groaned and left the Baratie, passing right by Krieg, who looked at him and said "Stop! Did I say you could leave?!" Zeus looked at him, the mask shadowed over his eyes and looked like black holes, Krieg felt a chill down his spine and Zeus said "Scram before I cook you. Fucking clown, runs away from the grandline and terrorizes normal civilians. What a joke." he shook his head and walked away saying "Who told you to provoke Mihawk? What a retard." as he disappeared with a flash.

Zoro's pupils shrank at the name and Krieg grimaced and clenched his fists.

Zeus flashed on the mast of the Merry and looked down seeing Nami pushing Johnny and Yosaku off into the water before setting sail. Zeus chuckled from above and looked over to see Mihawk slashing Krieg's ship in half, Mihawk looked over at Zeus and the duo locked eyes. Zeus narrowed his eyes and crackled, Mihawk nodded and continued, not bothering with Zeus.

Nami was terrified that the scary man looked in her direction and let out a breath of relief when he looked away, Zeus lit a cigarette with an amused expression as he watched her from above. She got working around the ship sailing back home with all her stolen money, she sat down and let out a breath of relief before tearing up and crying. Zeus frowned and loomed over her in the air, sitting on a small cloud, he dangled one leg of the cloud and leaned his elbow on his other knee, supporting his chin as he hovered in front of her.

Nami looked up and was spooked, she backed up against the wall and said "What do you want! Why do you keep following me!" Zeus reached his other hand to his mouth and exhaled a mouthful of smoke as he said "I'm here to kidnap you and make you my slave, what do you think?" he shook his head and sighed before taking a long drag and eying her.

Nami took a deep breath and wiped her eyes saying "What are you doing here then." Zeus said "Well I WAS taking a nap on the mast when the ship started moving." Nami grimaced and Zeus added with a chuckle "Then I heard a little orange crying, I've never seen a fruit cry before so I came to take a look."

Nami snapped "I have a name! God, you're such an asshole!" Zeus waved and said "I've been told. Anyway.." he spun around her on the cloud and said "Why are you crying on a stolen ship, fruit loop." she frowned at the name he gave her and said "Why should I tell you?" Zeus grinned and said "Who else are you going to tell, we're alone." as he spread out his hands and laid down on his side holding his head up with his hand before vaporizing the cigarette completely.

Nami turned her head away saying "I don't have to speak to you, even if we are alone." Zeus sighed and said "I guess so." before pulling a book out of the cloud and reading it silently, Nami was unnerved by his silence and said frustratingly "Why won't you leave me alone."

Zeus looked around and said "I don't recall following YOU." Nami frowned and said "What does that mean?" Zeus smiled and said "Simple, you're not my target, sweetheart." he dropped the book and it disappeared into the cloud as he hovered close to her face and said "You are a bonus, not the main objective, capiche?" he pinched her cheeks and laughed "Smile a bit, we're out on the sea!" he floated up and spun as he sat up and spread his hands out adding "The best place in the world!"

Nami looked at him and said "You're insane!" Zeus chuckled and said "Maybe, or maybe I have too much time on my hands." Nami shook her head and said "Its the former for sure." Zeus sighed and mumbled "Yeah, well I don't expect you to understand anyway..." Nami raised a brow and Zeus landed on the deck, he sat down in a chair and went to sleep, snoring lightly.

Nami looked over at him and wondered what she said to make him upset, she was also curious as to what he looked like. She tip toed over to him and reached out her hand silently, she was extremely confident in her thieving skills, her fingers touched the mask lightly and Zeus grabbed her wrist like a vice grip and said icily "Nami. Do not touch my mask."

Zeus' tone sent shivers down her spine, she gulped and nodded fearfully. Zeus let out a breath and let her go saying "Sorry." before disappearing in a flash of lightning, she looked at the chair and felt like she did something wrong, maybe she should've just let him be. She felt bad about her attitude towards him, despite being a marine, he hasn't done anything to them and was even sleeping on a pirate ship. She sighed to herself and mumbled "The only company I had just left.."

Zeus grunted from above and Nami looked up to see Zeus lying down on the lower part of the mast as if it was a hammock. She smiled slightly and said "Thanks for keeping me company." Zeus waved and said "Might as well, the rest of the crew will come for you and the ship." Nami smiled and sat on the chair, sunbathing as the two sat in silence while the Merry slowly sailed towards Cocoyasi Village.

(Author's Note)

I'm running out of things to say! Here's chap 4, there's currently a poll going on in the discord between either Nami, Ain, or Bonney as the Waifu. NO HAREM, so pick one, thanks.

You can check out my OTHER books while you wait:

One Piece: Another Chance (Completed)

Saiyan in Marvel (Completed)

My Hero Academia: Quirkless

One Piece: Price of Freedom

One Piece: Shadow King

Another Dragonball Adventure

DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/QXBKSjR (IT NEVER EXPIRES)