Group Chat
FIVE DRUNK INFLUENCERS
twitter personified Olivia Blake
might be a witch Emma Miller
prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley
all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown
lord and savior henry Zane Hijazi
might be a witch:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
DO I HAVE SOME PHAT NEWZ FOR YOU
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twitter personified:
OMG FINALLY
Bitch you and Maddy have been MIA for the past century
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lord and savior henry:
for real
I was about to call CPS
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all types of aesthetic:
Zane...CPS is "child protective services"
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lord and savior henry:
Bitch I knew that
I was playin' stupid
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all types of aesthetic:
Yea sure
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twitter personified:
SO WHAT'S THE GODDAMN NEWS???
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might be a witch:
lemme ask Madds if I can reveal it
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lord and savior henry:
WAIT-
HOLD UP
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might be a witch:
Madds, you might as well tell them😘
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prepubescent shakira:
Since when do I have to tell people first thing in the morning???
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all types of aesthetic:
Oh idk
Maybe since we're YOUR BEST FRIENDS???
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twitter personified:
Plus, this is a safe space Madds🥰
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prepubescent shakira:
Alright fine, but what is said in this group chat in NOT to leave this group chat
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lord and savior henry:
Got it
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all types of aesthetic:
Noted
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prepubescent shakira:
Alright, the short version is that David told me he loved me and I freaked out about it and ghosted him cuz I got scared but then Emma and Natalie went with the old set-up tactic to make the two of us talk so then he came over and we had sex
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*2 Minutes Later*
lord and savior henry:
WHAT
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twitter personified:
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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all types of aesthetic:
MA'AM-
HOLD ON
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might be a witch:
YA HEARD THAT RIGHT KIDS
DAVID DOBRIK AND MADDY RILEY ARE OFFICIAL
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lord and savior henry:
OH MY GODDDDDDD
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twitter personified:
Jesus fucking Christ
It's about time!!!!
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all types of aesthetic:
And you finally put an end to your dry spell!!!
Congrats sis!🥳🥳🥳
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prepubescent shakira:
All of you....are rats
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all types of aesthetic:
Agreed😘🤪
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lord and savior henry:
OH MY GOD WAIT
is Dave there right now?
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might be a witch:
Oh yeah, they're still in Maddy's room
I had the PLEASURE of walking in on them going for a round two
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prepubescent shakira:
EMMA WHAT THE FUCK
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might be a witch:
😂😂😂
Hey, it's not my fault he didn't lock the door
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prepubescent shakira:
HE FUCKING DID
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twitter personified:
Either way, I'm happy for you two❤️
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lord and savior henry:
You e grown up so fast baby🥺
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prepubescent shakira:
🖤🖤🖤
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all types of aesthetic:
But wait, if you two were alone last night
where was Emma?
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prepubescent shakira:
OMG that's SUCH a good question Val!!!
Tell them where you were last night Ems
I'm sure you won't be embarrassed😘
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might be a witch:
I was with Todd
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twitter personified:
OOOOOH
BOTH MY GIRLS GETTIN' NASTY🤪🤪🤪
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might be a witch:
NOTHING HAPPENED
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all types of aesthetic:
Uh huh, well who's bed did you sleep in?
😜
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prepubescent shakira:
You e grown up so fast🥺
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might be a witch:
Whatever
We still didn't have sex
So leave it
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prepubescent shakira:
Oh God
Is that what I used to sound like?😖
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lord and savior henry:
Yes 100%
But now you're cured!🥰
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all types of aesthetic:
The Dobrik dick was the cure💋
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prepubescent shakira:
VAL WHAT THE FUCK
NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN
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might be a witch:
BAHAHAHA
THE "DOBRIK DICK" 😭😭😭
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twitter personified:
That will be ICONIC until the end of time😂😂😂
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prepubescent shakira:
Whatever I do, I can never get rid of you people
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