Real Life

Maddy had just gotten into her car when she saw that she'd received a text from Emma.

might be a witch:

Ay, I made plans with Todd tonight so you got the place to yourself

BUT I did you the favor of ordering you a pizza

[DELIVERED]

prepubescent shakira:

You're being nice.....

What're you up to😑

[DELIVERED]

might be a witch:

Nothing!

I'm just being the amazing bestie I always am

[DELIVERED]

prepubescent shakira:

Yea, sure

[DELIVERED]

might be a witch:

just you wait Madeleine, you're gonna have a great time

[DELIVERED]

prepubescent shakira:

A pizza is gonna make me have a great time?

Something's up

[DELIVERED]

might be a witch:

Whatever

Just make sure to share it ;)

[DELIVERED]

prepubescent shakira:

Share what?

[DELIVERED]

prepubescent shakira:

BITCH I ASKED YOU

SHARE WHAT?

[DELIVERED]

Maddy huffed and rolled her eyes at her friend's lack of respect for her curiosity.

"Whatever." She groaned.

Maddy decided to go and drive around for a bit, mostly because she didn't want to be annoyed by her roommate who was being awfully nice and mysterious at the same time.

*An hour and a Half Later*

Maddy returned home and immediately changed into her pajama shorts, a tank top, her favorite bunny slippers and her glasses. Since she had the place to herself tonight, as well as a WHOLE ASS PIZZA, she might as well get comfy.

She was raiding the pantry for any snack she could find when the doorbell rang.

PIZZZZZAAAAAAA TIIIIIMMMMEEEEEE

She squealed and skipped over to the front door. Once she opened it she could smell the sweet and comforting smell of pepperoni and cheese.

Who needs a man when you can have pizza?

She paid for the pizza and pretty much snatched it out of the delivery boys' hands before closing the door and running over to the dining table. As soon as she opened the box she grabbed a slice and took one gigantic chimp out of it.

(A/N believe it of not, girls can be savages when they eat)

She was having an intimate moment with her bite when the doorbell rang again. She let out an annoyed groan. Who would dare interrupt Maddy's moment with her pizza?

She unwillingly walked over to the door, and opened it. Once she did, her face fell. It was David.

What? What? What? What?WHAT?! NO?! WHAT?!

Maddy didn't know what else to do besides do the impossible and swallow a bite that was the same size as her fist.

My esophagus is NOT gonna be happy with me tonight

"Uh hey....?" He said in more of a questionable form.

"Hi, um...what're you doing here?" Maddy asked in a nervous tone.

"You asked me to come remember?" He said.

Maddy simply stood there, confused.

"When did I say that?"

"Earlier today. Natalie told me you'd called and wanted me to come over so we can talk about....what happened. Looks like you already got a head start on the pizza though." He giggled, pointing towards the sides of Maddy's mouth.

Oh no. Oh fuck. GODDAMNIT.

That's when it hit her.

"I've made plans with Todd tonight so you have the place to yourself,"

"Just make sure to share ;)"

EMMA YOU WRETCHED WOMAN

"Ohhhhh God," Maddy began, "I think I know what happened." She sighed, beckoning David inside.

She leaned over the kitchen counter and noticed that he'd brought a tiny bouquet of red roses.

My favorites *uwu*

"To sum it all up as a long story short, I'm pretty sure Natalie lied when she said that I called her. Her and Emma probably planned this whole thing, to get us alone. That's why Emma left the house to me, and she must've told Natalie to tell you that there was going to be pizza because somehow you already knew." She explained.

David took a second to digest everything.

"No wonder she wouldn't let me call you."

"And no wonder Emma was being so sweet all day."

The two of them were quiet for a minute, and it wasn't the good type of quiet.

Maddy chose to take a leap of faith and start the conversation.

"So, you know why you're here, and I know why you're here, and um, I....I wanted to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry for ghosting you all day, and, well, being a chicken."

David was still quiet, standing across from Maddy, staring her dead in the eyes. For some reason, she took that as a signal to continue.

"And I think I didn't respond because of, I mean, maybe because. I don't know. It's just that..."

JUST SAY IT YOU DUMBASS

"It's just that love you too." She said in a confident tone that she was obviously faking.

David set the flowers down on the counter and walked around to be on the same side as Maddy, never breaking eye contact. Once he reached her, he stood in silence once again.

Although he was a goofball, he was still intimidating when he stood over Maddy like that.

"Well I'm glad we got that cleared up." He finally said.

Fuck, he's mad. I screwed up again.

"Me too. Um, do you want some pizza?" Maddy sheepishly asked, motioning to the dining table.

"Nope. I don't think I'm hungry for pizza anymore." He deadpanned, holding onto one of Maddy's wrist.

"Oh well, what ARE you hungry for?" She asked, shivering inside.

"If I'm honest," he started bending down. "I have an appetite for you."

All of a sudden, Maddy felt every part of her heat up. Her face was burning hot, and she could feel her heart start racing.

"I-uh, you what?" She said, coming out as more of a whisper.

"I think you heard me the first time, angel." David replies, putting a finger under Maddy's chin to make her face up.

The longer he looked into her eyes, the more she was on the verge of surrendering. Maddy knew she wanted something sensual to happen between her and David, but here? Now? This soon?

Fuck it. I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.