Master Thief.

There is nothing more fun in my eyes than helping destroy a carefully laid out plan of someone else's. I had a chance to screw over quite a few people at once with my current plan. With the memories I had from all the ninja and criminals I had stolen souls from in orochimaru's bases I had the location of every village perfectly in my mind. So there are two ways we can go about doing this.

The first way would be stealth we apparate in invisibly to the villages and do what needs to be done. The second way would be loud. We disguise ourself as an akatsuki member and just fuck up everything while stealing whatever we want.

First stop is the sand village. I would be doing most of these alone. I popped in above the village with full invisibility dropping down quietly before hunting for my target.

Usually I would take the shouts of fear as a right signal and I can always pop out the compass if it doesn't work.

Sure enough I find the red headed jinchuriki going on a rampage and destroying things while ninja surround him which he is quickly killing off shouting about blood.

I pop on over and grab his head sucking out the tailed beast as he tries to grab my with his sand. Being invisible doesn't stop touch. He failed as the sand just splashed to the ground harmlessly as I nab the tailed beast. He quickly passes out going right to sleep. His father who is emotionlessly watching on finds this odd.

My voice booms out. "Thanks for the tailed beast you fucking idiot." I laugh and pop away leaving his collapsed son.

Of course I didn't show myself but I had to give him a hint so they didn't try to kill the guy while he was asleep. His sand won't work automatically anymore I don't think.

Popping off to the village hidden in the clouds for a lovely double I quickly find my next target a depressed blonde sitting at a bar I hit her with a body locking curse from behind and she stiffens up.

"Another poorly treated jinchuriki eh? The eight tails gets all the credit while you get only scorn. Tsk tsk." I place my palm on her neck and snag the two tails. "I have taken your tailed beast however I can tell that she does indeed like you however there is a problem. People would soon come hunting for your beast and you would be left to die or betrayed. By me taking it now this in fact saves your life. After this is all over I'll give you an option to get your kitty back." I pat her back before speeding off.

The next one is currently in the raikage office rapping about some stupid shit. I grab him by the face when he is distracted and suck out the 8 tails before slamming him through the floor and popping off. This provides cover and confusion.

My collection is now 1 tail, 2 tails, 7 tails, 8 tails and 9 tails. Only 3, 4, 5, 6 to go.

Popping off near the village hidden in the mist I whip out my compass before speeding off in the direction it points. I really hate traveling jinchuriki.

I pop around before it finally starts spinning in circles. Looking up in the sky there's a man sleeping in a flying bubble. Popping above him I stab my scythe through his bubble making him drop as I chase after him and grab his shoulders making him panic as I suck out the 6 tailed beast. I really do like this beast the most. It's a fat little two legged slug that blows bubbles. Rather adorable.

I drop him on the ground and avoid his attack before popping off to my next destination. Another random traveler being the holder of the 4 tailed beast. Really invisibility and stealth are just so overpowered I can easily sneak up wherever and just do a speed extraction dodge a few moves and pop away without anyone know who I am.

We all know what fate awaits the five tails aswell. The only different fate would be the three tails.

After getting all of the tailed beasts but the three tails who was being closely monitored by obito who was controlling the man in charge of the mist and causing a slaughter. I pop off back to the mist village. Making sure I have my armor and scythe out as a disguise.

Finding the mind controlled person in charge I hit him with a stunning spell and do the extraction. Of course obito feels when the three tails is ripped from his control and comes to investigate only to find me in my gear sitting there looking ominous as all hell.

"Obito is it? I really must say you and madara had a nice thing going on. Some bullshit about world peace and all that sounds really nice. Well it would be if I hadn't stolen all the tailed beasts." I say with a laugh.

"Who are you?" He demands before trying to suck me into his dimension.

"None of that now." I easily avoid the attack. "You see I'm playing a wonderful game right about now and I can't have you spoiling it."

"A game?" He asks me.

"Yeah a game I like to call Fuck You. It's where I do my best to absolutely fuck over all of your plans and see if I can't make you just die in anger." I say with a laugh.

He doesn't seem to think the game is very fun as he attacks me furiously. Which I evade by just teleporting around the room casually.

"You know I always wondered why you never chose to revive that girl Rin was it? You had access to a rinnegan that can bring the dead back to life along with orochimaru who can do almost the same why did you not revive your friend?" I ask him and he freezes in place.