Barely.

By the time everything was said and done my body was a completely different kind of monster at this point in time. I of course couldn't let her just get away with everything she had pulled. I mean stunning me by ripping out my heart and blowing apart my magical core and mind before using me as a sex toy. No no no. That wasn't how things roll. We barely managed to claw our way back up as top dog. How do you defeat a being with limitless power in everything? Skill. I managed to just barely squeeze out a win against the yandere cosmic entity. We used words and praised her before sweet talking her with words of love making her putty. A sneak attack I know but effective.

I was standing in the halls of Asgard completely naked covered in kiss marks, bite marks, slowly healing scratches looking kind of like I just went through a sex blender.

"Did you atleast maintain some of your pride?" Odin asks with a chuckle.

"Yes I managed to retain some of my pride." I gasp out.

"Good lad. But you might want to put on some clothes before some of the asgard women decide to jump you as well." He says. Most of my clothes were in my mindspace where my trunk was at along with a napping death goddess. I don't feel like I could go for another round.

Currently I was just wearing my new ring on my finger and her black lipstick smudged around my cock which was a sight to see. I wave my hand and steal Loki's cloak before wrapping it around my waist.

"Aww cmon man it's rubbing on your dangly bits, I'm never going to be able to wear it again now." He says throwing his hands in the air.

"Deal with it ya big sissy." I tell him before heading to a table to gorge myself on food.

Stuffing steak and potatoes and anything else I could into my mouth I took a second to check over my new body. All my scars where gone, my body seemed more toned and perfect. My whole body has gone through a kind of upgrade. I was also like super pale skinned and the white hair was iffy but it's whatever.

(A/N jeez I go to grab myself some Chinese food from the store and I come back to see so many of you guys either loving it or hating it. However in all my years of writing (Roughly 5-6 months) I've learned some things. First off I'll do what I want if you don't like it fuck you, second you can't please everyone and I'm not even going to fucking try, third every hero has a rough day every once in a while and they aren't always going to be the biggest and baddest on the block. If you want a hero who has everything easy and cake walks through everything then you my good sir/lady need to go and hit up some fucking teletubbies or Disney Princess movies as those seem right up your alley. For those of you with a little more oomph one punch man is pretty good not going to lie. But regardless! No lie if I could have that shit happen to me in real life? You wouldn't hear anything but a thank you and I'd make her breakfast in bed. Beta? Nah. Some people enjoy that stuff he's still the alpha and always will be. But sometimes your character just needs a good reality check and smacked down to earth. Anyway for those of you who enjoyed it thanks and for those of you who didn't ,,l,, )

Thor takes the seat next to me. "So did you enjoy yourself?" He asks with a chuckle.

"Bro it was fucking great however I think I just had sex for close to 20 years without stop in her realm so I'm fucking tired." I say through mouthfuls of food.

"20 years straight of sex? Odin's beard are you sure your not a god of sex?" Thor shouts making people look at me in shock.

"Hey leave my beard out of this." Odin shouts from the high table.

"Well it was either 20 years or some span of time I can't seem to fathom." I say with a confused look.

"Well I like the new look you got going on. Well except the girly white skin, the white hair, the scary look your giving the bacon but other than that. Errr your kilt looks nice?" He says.

"This is Loki's robe and are you asking for a beating? Cause your working on one at a rising speed." I point my fork at him. "Would you like me to mention Jane Foster to ole pops up there and see what he thinks?"

"No no no I'll just take my booze and head over to see my old friends." He says with a laugh before fleeing.

Loki quickly replaces him at the seat.

"What do you think of him and the mortal woman." Loki asks me ignoring his robe.

"Honestly what I would do is send him on a quest to find an item to make her immortal or something. There is bound to be a few just lying around. He may gain some much needed maturity on such a quest. Or you know, fail completely and come back devastated for a long period of time he may never emotionally recover from. But it's just a coin toss chance so I wouldn't worry about it." Loki just gapes at me.

"Have you ever thought about using your mind for tricks? You would make a fine trickster god if I didn't hold the throne." He says in a bragging tone.

"Possible in the future. I know a couple of twins you would love to meet. Magical pranksters the both of them. They run a joke shop in one of my malls." I tell him.

"Really do you have any of their items?" He asks eagerly.