Weekend bipolarness

(Visiting home after a while) *Laying on couch* "Yo, ma about my friends being here do they have to?" Mom looks at him, "Um, no they don't but their faces are against the glass window so I would suggest you to make them stop."

Meanwhile outside, "Hey Kay lets put our faces on the window and scare Bryans mom." Kay already doing it, "Oh sorry what were you saying?" Tyson smacks his face against window, "So this is how birds feel. Hmmmm…"

Bryan looks at window, "WHAT THE HELL GET OUT OF HERE YOU DOPES!" Tyson sees Bryan throwing a pillows at the window, "Hmmm... So Kay should we use the window or the front door?" Kay keeps his face smudged on the window, "I don't know. We're here already so." Tyson takes his face off then opens the window, "Alright..." Kay falls in the house face planting the floor, "That was EPIC! Lets do it again!"

Bryan starts regretting life, "Why did you guys come?" Tyson cries, "Because I saw you missed use and I wanted to see you." Kay then turns, "Yo do you have food?" Tyson stops crying, "Hey get over here and stop trying to finish his damn fridge!" Kay opens fridge, "The bright light! I see heaven!"

*Bryan starts crying inside* "So what are you guys actually here for?" Tyson looks at Bryan, "I heard your girlfriend broke up with you that's why I'm here." Bryan looks at the floor, "So then why is Kay here?" Tyson gives a dumb look, "He only comes here for the good food your mom makes. That's the main reason he comes to your house." Bryan looks at Tyson, "So how did you know she broke up with me?"

*Tyson takes out his phone* "Hm?" Tyson showing him a picture, "This is how, cause shes with someone else saying it's her man." Kay walks out of kitchen, "Man that was good. So what are we talking about?" Bryan starts crying and laughing, "She broke up with me for a lame dude. He doesn't even look better than me. I mean at least get with someone better looking sh*t." Kay looks at picture, "Holy sh*t! I think I know him, he used to be my seat partner at our old school when Tyson used to throw farts in class remember?" Tyson looks at him, "Oh yeaaaa and that's when Bryan shit his pants in class!"

*Bryan trying not to slap the sh*t out of both of them* "So are you guys trying to make me feel better or not." Tyson looks down, "Yea but after we eat." Kay almost snaps his neck, "FOOD?"

*After making Bryan laugh* "Damn it feels good to have you both here." Tyson smiles, "Now thats the most soap dropping, getting ready to be rapped thing you've ever said." Bryan spits, "WHAT THE HELL! YOU KNOW WHAT I TAKE IT BACK!!" Kay smirks, "You know you had a dream of the blue power ranger and you liked it so shut up." Bryan slaps Kay, "SHUT UP! YOU HAVE DREAMS OF CHEWBACCA!" Kay addmits, "Yea and what? He's my sexy hairy beast man."

Meanwhile Tysons thinking of peppa pig