(Joke Chapter 1/?) The System is screwing with me

Wait so I can travel to a world called Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou and it is the only world I can go to?

<Yea, pretty much>

Ok, will there be any fighting?

<No, treat it like a vacation. You will be joining a household that is run by a man named Kimihito Kurusu and has a harem of half girl half monsters. You will be there for a year. You will be roleplaying a fox demon.>

OK, take me there. I'm bored, actually how does time function?

<One year there is one second here.>

Nice, so do I get anything?

<The power of Friendship>

That's bullshit and you know it.

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I look at the imposing mansion/house. I wait for the people inside to get the door. I feel at my nine tails and my fox ears. I do look like a boy so people won't think I am a trap or something. The door opens and I see a teenage girl, about 19 so a young woman I guess, and have a snake-like tail in place of her legs. I heard from the system that she is called a Lamia. Apparently, there aren't just monster girls, they are monster people. If there were only monster girls, that would be weird.

"Yea, who are you? Are you lost child?" The lady asked me.

"Is this the Kurusu house? If it is, then I will be living here for the next year. Here is the notice form." I give her a paper the nice lady in glasses gave me.

"Ok, so your name is Naruto correct?" The lady asked. I just nod.

"dArLiNg! Come over here!" Her voice is so high-pitched!

(AN: *Coughs* Ruby from RWBY *Cough*)

I see a black-haired man with red eyes wearing an apron come to the door, he waves to me and grabs the note.

"Ok, come in, I'll show you where you will sleep." The guy I am assuming to be Kimihito is showing me my room which is bland, but I promote functionality and practicality over looks. This is sufficient.

How are you liking this place, Kurama?

{I don't have an clue what is going on. Though I hope there are some full foxes around here.}

Pervy Fox.

{Oi! Why am I a pervert!}

I am assuming that you wanted to mate with the foxes, am I right? But you can not get out of my body right now so I have to bang a fox. Do you like seeing me having sex with a fox? Plus, isn't your sister, Matatabi, wanting to fuck with you at this moment.

{No comment.}

Ok, Pervy Kurama.

Well, it is around the middle of the night, around midnight. I should properly sleep.

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HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

What was that ear-piercing scream? Sounded like it came from that room.

I get out of bed, still in my ninja clothes, yes I sleep in my ninja clothes, and go to the source of the noise. It is the room the couple is in, I burst open the door only to find the Lamia wrapping herself around Kimihito and shoving his face into her chest, she rubbing Kimihito while whispering "More". I can feel Kurama getting a nose-bleed and I fake cough.

"Ahem, sorry for disturbing." I close the door right away and run to my room. I hear another scream and then rapid slithering. Why in the bloody hell did you bring me here, System?