Sweet Home Alabama

[18 days later/Xiao Qiangwei's side]

Xiao Qiangwei found an inn at the 152th Square, he wanted to know a bit about the things that Sora and Shiro had in their minds, they were much smarter than him and could perhaps get things that he didn't get before.

Those two will obviously stop at this inn because they are normal humans, they need food, a sleeping place, and other necessities. Right now they were around a pair of kilometers away.

WIth his senses, he saw Ino using Blood Devastation and passing through while running on all fours. And saw Jibril encountering him and talking a bit with him.

Soon, he turned back his gaze at Sora, Shiro and Steph, who seemed to be following them… Are they looting the nearby houses?

Well, now they seemed to come here.

Xiao Qiangwei: Yo.

Sora: Huh? Qiangwei? You are still here?

Xiao Qiangwei: Meh, I just wanted to talk about future strategies or any findings.

Sora: Oh, I understand.

Xiao Qiangwei's gaze reached Shiro, and noticed that she was holding 16 dices, yet… Her body still looks like her same 11 years old body…

Xiao Qiangwei: Pffft…. Hahahahahaha! Did you try to throw away your loli body?

Shiro froze on her spot and cutely glared at Xiao Qiangwei, before walking towards him and repeatedly punching him, not doing anything to him.

Shiro: … Don't say, that… Anymore… Wei is… Evil…

Xiao Qiangwei: Hahahahahaha… Well, at least be happy because that lolicon of your brother will like you more.

Sora: Hey! Did you just insult me?!

Xiao Qiangwei: ...Don't speak to me, speak to your collection of Hentai, Eroge, Comic, Anime and Doujin.

Xiao Qiangwei patted Shiro's head, who calmed down and closed her eyes, enjoying the head patting.

Xiao Qiangwei: Now let's go to the bath, you two, you guys stink like shit… And maybe I will enjoy the water a bit now that I think about it…

Soon, the three reached the bathroom, Sora and Shiro were left to their devices while Xiao Qiangwei sat on the bath with a relaxed expression. Suddenly, his ears were picking something unbelievable…

Shiro: ...And so… While… washing… Shiro's hair… Nii… Who's been storing it up…. will violate… Shiro…

…

...Hm?

Shiro: ...Being rough… to Shiro… like in a, erotic doujin…

Xiao Qiangwei/Sora: …

Shiro: ...like, in an erotic, doujin…?

Sora: No! This silence isn't to make you say it twice, you know? Erm… Why are you making it seems like we'll be entering together. Both your back and hair, the one who will be washing it will be-

Xiao Qiangwei: -Fuck you, do it alone.

He quickly interrupted before Sora would leave him the bomb ready to explode.

Sora: ...No, no, no, no, no, that can't be, Hahaha, well well well, you, wait a little? S-Shiro, you're 17 years old, aren't you!? You must consider the rating, because how would you take responsibility if it gets prohibited…

Shiro: ….Nii, that's wrong… Each one of, Shiro's dice… isn't… 1,1 years…

And so, Sora understood… Because if you count the months and days, each dice of hers are 1,15833… years. And if you addict them all… It becomes above 18 years…

Shiro: ...I failed… at fascinating you with a gorgeous body… but… The operation… went exactly as I calculated, you see? Nii… With this, Nii… has no other option, besides entering the bath together, with Shiro… right?

Sora: B-But there are people watching, right? Qiang-HE IS TURNING AWAY?!

Xiao Qiangwei turned his head around while giving a middle finger to Sora and smiling.

Sora: But your looks haven't changed that much… ah, no, f-f-for starters what's inside is-

Shiro: ...Nii, had said… Old Man Soul… the current Shiro… has an above 18 year old soul…

Xiao Qiangwei was trying to hold back his laughter, Old Man Soul? His master's soul could be that of an old man, but Sora? That's just ridiculous.

Sora: No, no, no! Somehow that's no good! According to things like law, regulations or organizations!?

Shiro: ...The Earth's Law… is unrelated… so does the policemen… that's…. what Nii, said…

Sora, who was backing away till now, finally hit the wall.

Shiro: ...Nii, self-destructed… you don't have, any excuse… to escape…

Then, she blocked Sora's escapes by slamming her hands on the walls beside Sora. Soon, as if he got a revelation, Sora spoke.

Sora: Hah… haha, hahahahahahahahahaha! Fufu, my little sister, listen well, alright? I'll accept your proclamation we're both 18 years old… But! Siblings who enter the bath together even after being 18 years old is truly the height of the unnatural!!! If Shiro is also 18 years old, then you should go alone…

Xiao Qiangwei: '*Sigh* And then he complains about being virgin…'

However, Shiro's hurt voice escaped as she lowered her head.

Shiro: ...Nii… do you, hate…. Shiro… that much?

Aaaaaaand Shiro played the "Guilty" card… But!

*Crash*

Jibril crashed through the roof, Xiao Qiangwei smiled at Sora's luck or unluck, and looked at Jibril, before frowning, those sharp eyes… They were just like the ones that she held back 6000 years ago…

Jibril: Excuse me for my rudeness… Is Xiao-

Sora: Uwooah Jibril!! Hey you!? Your dice are… erm… oh my! They decreased to two, didn't they!! What a serious deal, so hurry, I'll give you eight of mines! What, no need to hold back, you mustn't, alright, heeey!?

Jibril: Eh? Ah, haa…?

Then Sora saved himself by giving her 8 dices, her expression turned back to normal while Sora turned into a child.

Sora: Aah, what a tragedy! All people commit mistakes… My heart that accidentally turned into that of a minor due to the erroneous judgement! It has completely distanced itself from all erotic things, and is now within the Hell of despair, aah God!

Once again you would steal from me the opportunity of bathing together with a girl… Is my sin that heavy of a thing?!

Shiro: ...Jibril… you really, don't… read the mood…

She strangely emitted a really dangerous killing intent… Was that the image of a Death God holding a great scythe with a smile on her back?

Xiao Qiangwei: Hahahahahaha!

Jibril: Ah! His Highness! So you were here!

Xiao Qiangwei continued to laugh before a red cloth swayed with the wind, and it followed Xiao Qiangwei scream…

Xiao Qiangwei: FUCK!!! MY MIND IS BURNING!!

Near Xiao Qiangwei, there was a lump of muscles that were pulsing like an independent organism and it was soaked on the bathtub… Xiao Qiangwei was holding his head in pain while Shiro fainted on the spot, Jibril held her mouth with a disgusted face while Sora's eyes were twitching.

Xiao Qiangwei: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT INO!!

Ino: Oh, are you perhaps blinded from my beauty from my glory days?

Well… Indeed Xiao Qiangwei turned blind from accidentally using his Immortal Senses on his neighbor… But it was far from because Ino was beautiful…

Sora: ...Hey, Geezer. Could you answer my question that suddenly sprouted just now? Would appearing in front of the masses fully naked be a rights infringement…. A violation of the Ten Pledges?

Ino: There's no one who would be afraid of such a small thing. How about you live true to your desires?

Sora: What I'm asking is if it isn't a violence to show around the grotesque footage of the "Muscle doing fetal movements"! Like always, you don't even get sarcasm, do you… Also, don't say small thing, it's the circumstances of age, you know!?

Shiro's hand, which he was holding under it, trembled slightly, and said as if she was in a deep trauma.

Shiro: ...Machos are scary… uuuhhh, the meat, is…. attacking…

Xiao Qiangwei: Master! Please erase my memories!!

…*Pop*...

Xiao Qiangwei: Eh, what happen-FUCK!!! MY MIND IS BURNING!!