Defense of the Ancients - Retard Interlude

"HOLY SHIEEET!!" Qiong Qi and Clarent screamed as they dodged miserably, gazing at the maddened Shangtian who was glowing with brownish energy from his bloodline. 

At this time, Zhulong the Primordial came along and wore an expression of wonder. "I just respawned and heard a quake, what's going on?" 

Suddenly, the young Dragon saw the brown colored Shangtian whose hair was rising as if he was entering Super Saiyan mode. He pointed at Shangtian with shock and exclaimed. 

"On my god, that guy looks like my shit when I have diarrhea!" 

Suddenly, the entire place froze. The air itself seemed to pause in shock as the only audible sound became a single fart from Qiong Qi who had let it out due to extreme stress. 

Pfff… 

Hu… 

Huhu… 

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Qiong Qi and Clarent burst in raucous laughter as they clutched their stomachs and pounded the ground.