A Certain Useless Thing

"Zaki, tell me. What do you think is going on with me?"

"H-huh? A-are you seriously asking me that? You still really don't have any idea?"

"All these things… you know I never once experienced any of these before."

"Hey, I understand you're just a monster recently turned human, but ahh… why are you so… This is why I told you to at least read romance books and movies before right? Remember when we stumbled on that abandoned bookstore seven years ago? I took some great romance books for us to read, but you just beat me, you even threw them all away and now you're asking me? Great."

"Are you saying that those books can actually explain all of this?"

As soon as Zaki heard Sei's question, a mischievously evil smile carved in his face as he sidled towards him and reached out his hand.

"Give me your phone," he said and Sei immediately looked at him with dangerous glares, as though giving him a warning before he finally gave in and handed what he was asking for.