Unexpected Guest

Dave received a phone call, it was Ralph, "Yeah Ralphy, what's up?"

"Not much. I got a beer keg, but was thinking we should get something stronger."

"A beer KEG?! Dude that's way too much, who's gonna drink all that?"

"Oh, I thought it would be too little. Remember I used to be called Ralph the Tank during my time in college."

"Dude, I didn't go to your college! Whatever just bring me a bottle of Jack. Oh and some Rosé for the girls. They apparently like that stuff." Dave said.

"Not bad, you're making progress even looking up what girls like. But let Old Ralph here teach you a valuable lesson. Girls who drink Rosé only do it to appear gallant. Give them some good shots of Vodka, and you'll get to meet their dark side. Trust me. It's the best side!" Ralph chuckled.

Dave shook his head amused and said, "Alright I trust your judgement. Bring whatever you want. Just hurry, they should be here soon."

"Aight!" Ralph hung up.