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我的徒弟超级苟

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Lesen Sie den Roman 我的徒弟超级苟 des Autors 泱洛, veröffentlicht auf WebNovel. 号称全网最苟的小菜鸡,童年觉得没有人比她更懂得苟分了。  当她在决赛圈草丛里遇到会开口说话的高级人机时,童年才知道原来还有人比她更能苟……  肖文希:小姐姐,收徒弟不?  童年:不收。  肖文希:我正好缺个师父,就你了。  传说中的“狙击一姐”C神隐藏实力,赖上一只万年苟分王,她们之间又会擦出怎样的火花? 苟住,别动!且看这对相亲相爱的师徒开启令人啼笑皆非的苟分之旅……...

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号称全网最苟的小菜鸡,童年觉得没有人比她更懂得苟分了。   当她在决赛圈草丛里遇到会开口说话的高级人机时,童年才知道原来还有人比她更能苟……   肖文希:小姐姐,收徒弟不?   童年:不收。   肖文希:我正好缺个师父,就你了。   传说中的“狙击一姐”C神隐藏实力,赖上一只万年苟分王,她们之间又会擦出怎样的火花? 苟住,别动!且看这对相亲相爱的师徒开启令人啼笑皆非的苟分之旅……

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

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