71 CH 3: Alistair VS Dr Crowler P1
(A/N: Sorry for not updating, I was busy grinding in a game.)
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With that, they both drew five cards. Looking at his hand, relieved that he didn't brick, Alistair's lips stretched into a mean smirk :'Oh boy, the trauma I'm about to give him is going to be fabulous.' Causing the girls who were watching to squeal in amazement.
'Dude, chill. Why are these bitches so horny?'
"Geez, what's with them?" Jaden looked confused :"The duel hasn't even started, but these girls are acting as if it's already in the climax or something." "I'd say they are the ones in the middle of a climax." Bastion tightened his lips. While Syrus spurted in shock at what he heard, Jaden just grew even more confused. The innocent boy didn't need anything but cards and games, keep the unholy away from him. Amen please.
[Turn 1]
"I'll go first!" Dr Crowler got into action :"I draw! Hahahaha, perfect~! First, I'll activate my spell card, Magnet Circle LV2, which allows me to special summon one Lv 2 or lower Machine-type monster from my hand! And I'll summon Ancient Gear in defense mode! But that's not all! You see, if I have an Ancient Gear on my field, I can special summon another Ancient Gear from my hand!"
[Magnet Circle LV2: Normal Spell
Effect(s): Special Summon 1 Level 2 or lower Machine-Type monster from your hand.
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Ancient Gear: Machine/ Effect/ Earth/ Lv 2/ 100 ATK/ 800 Def
Effect(s): If you control an "Ancient Gear", you can Special Summon this card (from your hand) in Attack Position.]
On the field, two large gears appeared. Standing on the sole wheel they had, while the robotic arms they had supported them.
"Whoa, look at that." Alexis looked in amazement :"He already has two monsters on the field! I guess that's what you would expect from an expert. He has multiple ways of putting several monsters on the field instead of just a single one! And because he hadn't normal summoned them, he still has his normal summon!"
"Hm, that's true." Zane beside her nodded, focused on the game :"And considering the way he's looking at that card in his hand, I think we're about to see the Ancient Gear Golem again." His gaze turned to Alistair :'I wish your skills match your muscles. Otherwise, that would be truly a waste.'
"Hahahaha, why are you so quiet, dear Alistair? No need to be so intimidated!" Dr Crowler laughed haughtily :"After all, the real deal is just about to come out! Say hello to my legendary Ancient Gear Golem!"
[Ancient Gear Golem: Machine/ Effect/ Earth/ Lv 8/ 3,000 ATK/ 3,000 Def
Effect(s): Cannot be Special Summoned. If this card attacks, your opponent cannot activate any Spell/Trap Cards until the end of the Damage Step. If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage.]
The two large gears disappeared, a violent gust of wind blew as a large, massive figure made an appearance inside of the fog. The sound of gears turning echoed loudly, along with the sound of metals rubbing against each other, when a mechanical roar sounded and the humongous silhouette's appearance was revealed.
The gigantic brown robot with gears all over it stared at Alistair, its sole "eye", a glowing red light under its helmet, watched all his movements. "I then set a card and end my turn." Dr Crowler announced proudly :"Let's see what you can do."
"We shall see." Unlike what he had thought, Alistair didn't look afraid or worried at all. Instead he flashed him a smirk :"And believe me, you're not going to like what I can do." Dr Crowler grew even more annoyed. He had already lost to a delinquent who acted like this, and the wound that hadn't even healed was already starting to sting :"Huh, let's see if you're all talk or not then! Make your move already!"
[Dr Crowler's Field: 3,000 Ancient Gear Golem, 1 set spell/trap card]
[Turn 2]
"I draw." The noiret drew his 6th card :'Hmm, what shall I do? Should I go all out? But what about his set card? If I get negated in a crucial part, my combos might get ruined. And I need to be careful of where I place my spells and traps, since I'll get fucked if it's Imper-... wait...'
Speechless, he frowned at his own stupidity :'This isn't my era... Infinite Impermanence isn't even out... fuck, I'm stupid... the biggest negate this era has is like the Solemn Judgment... and if I remember right, Crowler doesn't even have Solemn Judgment or any other negate for that matter. Haaa, I seriously should fix my paranoia, or being too careful will ruin my combos instead.'
"What are you waiting for? If you can't do anything, then stop wasting time already!" Dr Crowler urged him. Alistair apologized :"Aah, sorry, sorry, I was having an inner monologue! Anyway, ahem ahem, let's start then!
First things first, I'm activating Allure of Darkness, which lets me draw two cards, in exchange for banishing 1 dark monster after that! And I choose to banish Despian Tragedy!"
[Allure of Darkness: Normal Spell
Effect(s): Draw 2 cards, then banish 1 DARK monster from your hand, or, if you do not have any in your hand, send your entire hand to the GY.
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Despian Tragedy: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 1/ 400 ATK/ 400 Def
Effect(s): If this card is sent to the GY, or banished, by a card effect: You can add 1 "Despia" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Despian Tragedy". You can banish this card from your GY, then target 1 "Branded" Spell/Trap in your GY; Set it to your field. You can only use 1 "Despian Tragedy" effect per turn, and only once that turn.]
"Huh? Huh, your cards are even worse than the slacker that came before you." Dr Crowler scoffed :"Not only does that card need to banish a monster after being used, it also has to be a dark monster. Otherwise, you have to discard your entire hand! Hmph, you should have just used Pot of Greed like everybody else instead. But don't worry, you'll be able to fix your mistakes after I'm done with you!"
'Well geez, I'm sorry Pot of Greed was banned from where I came from.' He rolled his eyes :"Well, sorry to burst your bubble, Dr Crowler, but this card allows me to do something even better than what Pot of Greed does! (A/N: Which is what exactly?! What does Pot of Greed do?!)
You remember the card I just banished, Despian Tragedy? Well, guess what, that guy also has an effect that activates when it's banished or sent to the graveyard because of a card effect! And that is it let's me add 1 Despia monster from my deck to my hand! And I'll be adding Dramaturge of Despia! Then I'll activate Foolish Burial, which let's me send 1 monster from my deck to the graveyard, and I'll be sending Darklord Superbia!"
[Dramaturge of Despia: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 8/ 3,000 ATK/ 1,800 Def
Effect(s): If a Fusion, Synchro, Xyz, or Link Monster is Special Summoned (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 Effect Monster on the field; negate its effects until the end of this turn. If this card in your hand or field is used as Fusion Material, and sent to the GY or banished: You can Special Summon this card. You can only use each effect of "Dramaturge of Despia" once per turn.
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Foolish Burial: Normal Spell
Effect(s): Send 1 monster from your Deck to the GY.
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Darklord Superbia: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 8/ 2,900 ATK/ 2,400 Def
Effect(s): When this card is Special Summoned from the Graveyard: You can target 1 Fairy-Type monster in your Graveyard, except "Darklord Superbia"; Special Summon that target.]
"Huuuh, yet another useless card. I guess I overestimated you." Dr Crowler shook his head in disappointment :"What can a card that just gets rid of monsters do? You're just sending your own monsters to the trash by yourself. After all, it's in the name, a merely foolish action." Unaware of the ass whooping he was about to receive.
Alexis, frowning :"He's right. What's the point of getting rid of your monsters by yourself?"
Zane :"I wouldn't say that."
Alexis, confused :"Huh? Why not? Matter of fact, how come you're so optimistic about this guy? You were sure the kid before him was going to lose."
Zane :"That's because this guy knows how to play his cards instead of just playing them. You saw it for yourself. Most people, even experts like Dr Crowler, consider Allure of Darkness a useless card."
Alexis :"For good reasons too. Drawing two cards is nice, but you have to banish a card next? And if you don't have a dark monster, you have to discard your whole hand? Sheesh, give me a break."
Zane, nodding :"That's right. But instead of considering it as trash and throwing it away, Ashblossom managed to use it in such a skillful way. Not only did he draw two new cards, he even managed to make the best use of it by banishing the card that would need to be banished or sent to the graveyard to be of use, and added a specific card from his deck to his hand instead of drawing a random card."
Alexis :"Then do you think the reason he used Foolish Burial is..."
Zane :"I think it's to pull another combo like that again."
"We'll see, Dr Crowler. We'll see." Alistair smirked :"I then normal summon my Indulged Darklord, which when normal or special summoned, allows me to take two Darklord monsters from my hand or deck with different levels, special summon one of them on your field in defense mode, and add the other to my hand. And I'll give you Darklord Ukoback in exchange for me getting Darklord Ixchel. A pretty good deal, right?"
[Indulged Darklord: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 4/ 1,600 ATK/ 0 Def
Effect(s): If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can take 2 "Darklord" monsters from your hand or Deck with different Levels, except "Indulged Darklord", Special Summon 1 of them to your opponent's field in Defense Position and add the other to your hand, also you cannot activate monster effects for the rest of this turn, except Fairy monsters. You can only use this effect of "Indulged Darklord" once per turn.
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Darklord Ukoback: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 3/ 700 ATK/ 1,000 Def
Effect(s): If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can send 1 "Darklord" card from your Deck to the Graveyard. You can only use this effect of "Darklord Ukoback" once per turn.
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Darklord Ixchel: Fairy/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 10/ 2,500 ATK/ 2,900 Def
Effect(s): You can discard this card and 1 "Darklord" card; draw 2 cards. (Quick Effect): You can pay 1000 LP, then target 1 "Darklord" Spell/Trap in your GY; apply that target's effect, then shuffle that target into the Deck. You can only use each effect of "Darklord Ixchel" once per turn. You can only Special Summon "Darklord Ixchel(s)" once per turn.]
"And now you're giving me free monsters." Seeing the fierce little guy with red wings, Dr Crowler said sarcastically :"Thanks, I'll make great use of it when I tribute it for another Ancient Gear Golem."
"That is if you get a turn after this!" Finally getting to the ass whooping part, Alistair laughed aloud :"I activate my spell card, Greater Polymerization! By sending three or more monsters from my hand or field to the graveyard, I can fusion summon, and the summoned monster gains two new effects!
[Greater Polymerization: Normal Spell
Effect(s): Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using 3 or more monsters from your hand or field as Fusion Material, and if you do, it gains these effects.
●This card cannot be destroyed by card effects.
●If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage.]
Not only can it not be destroyed by card effects, it also can deal piercing damage when attacking a monster in defense mode! And by sending Dramaturge of Despia, Darklord Morningstar and Darklord Ixchel to the graveyard, I can summon GOD! Or in this case, the devil!"
Reaching out to the portal that had formed above him and the Ancient Gear Golem, emitting a dangerous energy, Alistair's smile was the stuff of nightmares :"Hahahaha, now come forth, the angel condemned by god and the heavens, the true devil of the Darklords, The First Darklord!"
[The First Darklord: Fairy/ Fusion/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 12/ 4,000 ATK/ 4,000 Def
Fusion Materials: 3 DARK Fairy monsters
Effect(s): Your opponent cannot target Fairy monsters you control with card effects. You can only use 1 of the following effects of "The First Darklord" per turn, and only once that turn.
●If this card is Fusion Summoned using "Darklord Morningstar" as material: You can destroy all cards your opponent controls.
●During the Main Phase (Quick Effect): You can pay 1000 LP; Special Summon 1 Fairy monster from your hand or GY in Defense Position.
(●This card cannot be destroyed by card effects.
●If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage.)]
