Jade :"So I was thinking-"
Alistair :"That's shocking. Never knew you could do that."
Jade :"Hey, I think thonks all the time!"
Alistair :"-_-"
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"Alright, children, can I have your attention for a moment?" As they were eating dinner at 7 in the Slifer Red cafeteria, Banner clapped to get the students' attention :"As you may already know, we have a new transfer student. So please join me in welcoming our new foreign student, Alistair Aliyev."
As he stepped aside, Alistair waved with a smile :"Hello, everyone. I'm Alistair Aliyev, transferred here from Russia, and I play a variety of decks, since I have a hobby of making new ones when I perfect one. But my main deck is the Branded Deck. Hope we all get along."
"We already get along, Al, but hope we get along even more!" Jade said from her table cheerfully. But she only caused the boys of the dorm to glare at Alistair. Jealous that the only girl of their dorm, and the top beauty of their school, was acting so close to another guy.
Alistair smiled :"I hope so too, Jade."
Banner coughed awkwardly :"Also, Alistair, uhh... about your dorm room..."
Alistair :"What's the matter? It's not that there's no space, right?"
Banner :"Huh, no, no! Well, yes... haaah, all the rooms are completely occupied, except two. One is the room of Syrus and Chumley there, and the other is... Jade's. And the problem is that... you've been assigned to live with Jade. The decision was made by Chancellor Sheppard himself."
"...Wha?" Alistair needed a moment to process it, and so did everybody else before they all voiced their disagreements.
"Y-you can't be serious, professor!"
"Yeah, how is that okay in any way?! You can't have a guy like him living with poor Jade!"
"Yeah, didn't you just say Syrus and Chumley's room has space?! Then put him there!"
"Actually, I'm alright with it!" Jade surprisingly smiled innocently, catching them all off guard :"Al's a chill guy! I don't mind living with him. And besides, he's an awesome duelist! If we're living together, I don't know how many cards and combos I'll see that I've never seen before!"
Banner :"A-are you sure, Jade? I expected you to reject the idea harder than everybody else. I —can— discuss this with Chancellor Sheppard if you're not uncomfortable with the idea, you know?"
Jade :"No way! Why would I overreact like that? Anyway, I'm all in with crashing in with Al, so you're not hearing any complaints from me! And besides, living all by my lonesome while everybody has a roommate is boring too, so this just rocks!"
"Well, if you say so." Banner smiled, turning to Alistair while everybody sat there defeated and gloomy :"What about you, Alistair? Do you have any problems with this decision?"
"You're really asking that, professor?" He deadpanned :"Do I —look— like I would reject the idea?"
Banner chuckled sheepishly :"Alright, maybe I didn't need to ask. Well, with that settled, enjoy your dinner, everyone! Oh, and Jade, please guide Alistair to your now shared dorm after eating, alright?"
"You got it, professor! Leave it to me!" Jade saluted, before slapping the seat next to her with a grin :"Come here, Al! Now that we're roommates, we should be seatmates too!"
And who was Alistair to disagree? He skipped to her table, where she was eating with an overly happy Syrus and a fat boy, Chumley, who looked gloomy like everybody else.
Chumley mumbled something under his breath that nobody heard :"Oh, good, as if the chances weren't zero already. Now they're in the negative. So not lischus."
But when Alistair saw him, he had to double take :"Des Koala?!" Causing him to glare while Jade laughed out loud :"Who's Des Koala?! I'm Chumley! For gosh sake!"
"Hahahahaha but you gotta give it to him, Chum, you do look a bit like Des Koala!" Jade laughed, causing him to grumble.
"Oh, well, sorry, Chumley. I'm Alistair, nice to meet you." Alistair nodded, but Chumley scoffed :"Yeah, whatever."
"Chumley, that's not nice." Jade scolded, but he just scoffed and looked away, opting to enjoy his food. Shrugging, Alistair sat next to Jade :"Well, nonetheless, nice to meet you all again, Jade, Syrus."
"Nice to meet you too!" They smiled, Syrus with an unusual enthusiasm that confused Chumley :"What's with you today, Sy? I had expected you of all people to be even more bummed out than everybody else for Jade to live with a guy."
"Why would they be bummed out though?" Jade scratched her head in confusion, leaving him and Alistair speechless :"...No, it's nothing. Forget I said that."
Syrus meanwhile looked like the happiest guy in the world :"Oh, it's alright. Alistair's a cool guy, so it's okay!" In fact, he didn't even seem to know what was going on.
Jade shrugged at her reaction before grinning :"Anyway, let's eat already! I can't wait to show you our sweet room! You're gonna love it!"
"Oh, I'm sure I will." He smiled gently, hiding one hell of a grin behind it. But Chumley, being a guy too, could of course see it, unlike the unsuspecting Jade. And he, along with everybody else, were about to cry from jealousy.
Sure, they had known Jade only for a few days. But her kind and friendly nature had caused them all to fall for her in that short time. Not that she knew it though. She was a protagonist for a reason, after all.
Jade seemed to be in a rush, because she gulped down all her food so quickly she left Alistair speechless. He was surprised how she didn't choke.
"Aaah! Now that was delicious!" She set her chopsticks down before getting up :"Now come on, Al! Let's go to our room!"
"Uuh, can you give me a second to finish my food?" He held up his spoon and fork sheepishly, making her roll her eyes :"Alright, but hurry up, would you- ahh?!"
However, before she could finish, she bumped her foot against the chair and fell towards him. And Alistair's eyes widened by the sensation he felt on his face and around his head the next second.
She was falling down, but got saved coincidentally by falling on Alistair. With her chest on his face at that. Alistair was speechless for multiple reasons, and froze at the heavenly sensation that made his brain shortcircuit for a moment.
(A/N: You get what I meant by clumsy genderbent THICK girlfriend Jade now😏?)
"Hisss, ow ow ow! S-sorry, Al-" She winced, but when she felt his face against her breasts, she quickly backed away with a huge blush :"Aah! S-sorry, Al! D-didn't mean to do that on purpose!"
"...You can do it on purpose anytime you want too." His shocked face turned into a grin, causing her to blush even harder as she hit his shoulder softly :"G-geez, Al~!"
Crying didn't seem like a bad option to the others now :'T-they're not even in their room, but they're already flirting!' In fact, a lot of them probably were going to cry. It wouldn't take a genius to guess that Alistair was a beast eying an innocent bunny.
- (Time skip no jutsu!)
Walking into the room, Jade smiled brightly :"Welcome to my —well, our— humble abode! It might not seem like much, but this is one sweet place! If you ignore the occasional bugs and such, hehehehe."
Looking around, Alistair smiled :"It's kinda small, but it's pretty cozy. I think I like it."
"And you're going to love it in the future! Come on, put your stuff away. I'll help you organize them later!"
Nodding, he put away his suitcase and sat down. But when he did, he felt something under him. As he picked it up, Jade's eyes widened with a deep blush :"Waaah, d-don't touch it!"
Snatching away her panties that were lying around, she looked away from the grinning Alistair :"S-sorry, I-I just forgot to put it away before."
"You're clumsier than I thought." He grinned like an idiot as she pouted shyly, moving to put away her clothes lying around in the drawer :"T-that's not true, I just didn't know I'd get a roommate, that's all..."
But when she bent down to open the drawer, Alistair's mouth fell right open. He felt the saliva gather in his mouth as he looked at the plump, THICK ass presented to him and jiggle with the slightest movement.
Taking off his jacket, he placed it on his crotch to hide his raging member, who was always quick to get ready for action :'Thank God I took this jacket in the morning. I've been needing it a lot around Jade.'
Closing her drawer, she turned to him before smiling :"Since you're sitting, just give me your jacket to hang it."
Alistair started to sweat :"Nah, i-it's alright. I'll put it away with the rest of my clothes later."
She looked confused, but smiled :"Alright, suit yourself."
Pulling out a chair, Alistair gulped as she sat on it :'Damn, why bother with a chair? My lap is all free- damn it, stop being so down bad, brain!'
But it was easier said than done. Especially when she sat reverse cowgirl on the chair and put her arms on the back of the chair :"So how's the day been going? Do you like the school so far?"
Alistair cleared his throat :"Y-yeah, it's been pretty good. It was fun. Especially since I made such a good friend from the get go."
She grinned widely :"Aww, you're gonna make me blush! Well, I'm happy to hear that! If you need something, just tell your good pal here and I'll help you out!"
'Oh, how I wish you'd help me with my- fuck, call down!'
"Sure, thanks a lot. And if you need help with anything that needs a bit of muscle, you know who to call."
"Hehehehe, I know. By the way, now that you mention it, you're really jacked! I've never seen someone so muscular in person. You must work out a lot, huh?"
"Uh huh. I've liked working out for a long time. So when I was at the right age to hit the gym, I made sure to set a steady schedule."
As he flexed his right bicep, her eyes sparkled in amazement :"Whoa, so cool! You get even more jacked when you flex your muscles! Hey, can I touch them?"
"Huh? You wanna feel them?"
"That's right! I've never seen such a built body, so I'm really curious about how hard your muscles are!"
She caught him by surprise, but who was he to deny the request of a hot girl like her feeling him up? With his hard-on now calm, quick to get ready for action and quick to recognize false alarms, he got up with a smug smirk :"Then feel as much as you want, sweetheart. I'll let you touch as much as you want, just because it's you."
"Wow, I'm honored." She got up with a snicker, coming to his side before grabbing his arm and immediately growing amazed :"Whoaaa, it's so freaking hard! Uuggh! No matter how much I squeeze, it doesn't move in at all!"
As he stood there smugly, he let her feel all his muscles. Voicing her amazement at each one. She was pretty vocal, it was good information :"Look at these abs! Aren't there supposed to be only 6?! Then why am I seeing 10!"
While he posed for her, more smug than ever for his body being recognized, he jumped when she grabbed his ass firmly with a laugh :"Hahahaha, even your ass is muscular! Look at how big and firm it is, geez!"
He knew he had that male version GYAAAT on him, but he couldn't help but blush :"Jade~..." Making her laugh even louder :"Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it! Seriously though, you haven't left a single bit of your body unattended, huh? Even your sides are-"
But when she raised his arm and got close to his side, she froze at the smell :'W-whoa, what the heck...? W-what is this smell...?' It wasn't a bad smell, something that she had expected to smell. Sure, it was a musky, heavy smell. But it was anything but unpleasant.
It was a raw, masculine smell that made her gulp and heat up. It was the heaviest smell of a man she had ever smelled. As if a smell only unique to Alistair. She unconsciously rubbed her thighs together, but quickly backed off when she found herself sniffing him.