emo and goth jokes XD

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?: Three, one to place it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

How do you get a goth out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How can you tell it?s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?

Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

What's another name for a gothgirl?

A Crow-hoe.

What?s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Two goths are having sex. (Strange, I know, but true.) Suddenly, the girl

goth cums.

"Darling, darling!" says the boy goth, "what's wrong?"

"Nothing," says the girl goth, "nothing at all. Why?"

"You moved."