31 Chapter 29

(A/N: I felt like it. Your welcome.)

Making his way over, he heard a commotion by Lonely Peak. Of course, it was Lonely Peak. Was it the scene where Cao Xiong's disciple died due to being a young master or something? Well, Yun Xie would only be able to tell if he actually watched, so he plopped down right beside the confrontation between a one Leng Shizhi and Li Qi Ye, watching intently. A bunch of other disciples, probably Shizhi's lackeys, were grinning and taunting Qi Ye and Nan Huai Ren.

Sitting in the grass, he took out some pieces of dried mango, looking at the wonderful view from the peak, before looking back over to the confrontation.

"Why are you still foolishly dawdling here, quickly take your leave! Is Lonely Peak an area that you can be foolish around? In the future, Lonely Peak will be the place where I cultivate the heart and nurture the character; if you dare to rush in and cause a commotion here, we will use the sect's rules to deal with you." Leng Shizhi proclaimed coldly, trying to get Li Qi Ye out of the Peak, who simply stood there, as unmoving as a stone statue.

Even though it was Li Qi Ye being "evicted", the way Shizhi said that sort of pissed Yun Xie off.

There were two things Yun Xie could describe Shizhi as. First, and most obvious, a Young Master, and second, a complete brain-dead sim- shrimp.

The arrogant crap carried on, Yun Xie sort of pissed, before he cleared his throat loudly, using a voice distortion quirk and Sound Bullet, yelling loudly, shaking the whole sect.

"UMM…. WHA DO A SAY…..? OKAY. GOT IT. SOUNDCHECK? GOOD? OKAY. ANYWAY….. CAN U GUYS JUST BEAT EACH OTHER UP WHY U BEING SO DUMB JUST DON'T SPEAK CRAP! ESPEECI- ESPECIALLY U, DUMB ZHI STOP BEING DUMB. HURRY UP AND FIGHT!" The voice echoed through the sect, Li Qi Ye covering his ears slightly, sort of cringing a little, Li Shuangyan, waving her hand to filter out most of the noise, and "Dumb Zhi" falling to the ground, saliva frothing from his mouth, he had passed out….. The other lackey disciples passed out, eardrums ringing, probably with tinnitus….

Upon the Heavenly Crow Peak, sitting there jangling his chains a little, Mu Shaohuang laughed heartily, the disciples entering the pavilion, and the ones around him jumping up in shock.

The Elders in the Sect were also slightly spooked, speeding over to the Lonely Peak.

Yun Xie "politely" explained the situation to them, Elder Xiao laughing a little while the other Elders sighed, afraid of offending a guy that could go toe to toe with a Virtuous Paragon.

Looking back, Li Qi Ye, Nan Huai Ren, and Li Shuangyan stood there, waiting for Yun Xie to finish. As Yun Xie had directed the sound bullet at Leng Shizhi and the lackey disciples, the rest were relatively okay, though Nan Huai Ren was swaying a little, trying not to fall over.

(A/N: Sound Bullet is from Toriko)

Yun Xie walked over, clapping his hands on Huai Ren's shoulders, stabilizing them. Behind them, along with the Elders, two new figures appeared. The recently on leave "Cao Xiong" and "Dong Shenlong" showing up, just on cue.

Yun Xie smiled, all the pieces of his first plan were in place. The Heavenly God Sect would be drawn here, like a stereotypical rat to swiss cheese.

(A/N: My similes are impeccable, I know. Praise me.)

The imposters went, greeting and chatting with the other Elders, as if nothing was wrong, and left back for the main hall, sighing about what they were going to report to the sect leader.

While Later…..

"Huai Ren! Huai Ren! What are you so scared about? C'mon, only a ghost…." Yun Xie dragged the unwilling Nan Huai Ren up the peak steps, following Li Qi Ye.

"Senior Xie…. As the outer sect caretaker, I have duties too-"

"C'mon….. It's just a ghost…." Yun Xie whistled a small tune, Huai Ren struggling somewhat in his vice grip.

They walked to the top of the cliff face, admiring the beautiful view as the sunset over the horizon, casting long shadows over the many peaks. Below, Yun Xie could see many disciples chattering about, some returning to their adobes while some others went to the market to play. Clumps of weeds swayed in the cold pre-evening wind, as they turned back around, looking at the giant home which was in a pretty decrypt state, even more so than the Lonely Peak.

As normal, the yard was completely covered in weeds and overgrown shrubs, with the grass a sickly yellow and brown color. The courtyard tiles were cracked and uneven, and the house was rotting, cobwebs all over it. The front doors were tattered, gashes and tears across the walls.

Walking in, the pine floorboards creaked and squeaked loudly, Yun Xie patting the shaking Nan Huai Ren on the back.

Besides them, the now more respectful Protector Mo looked on nostalgically.

"This place used to be an important ground of the Cleansing Incense Ancient Sect, but unfortunately, it is completely deserted and ruined now."

Li Qi Ye also sighed, remembering times long ago.

For some reason, Nan Huai Ren and Protector Mo went about outside, cleaning the yard. Maybe they didn't want to stay inside?

Seeing the two sweep about, Yun Xie took out a slightly intact chair, sitting down and looking around the great hall.

And it would have been great. Thousands of years ago, this place must have been a majestic, beautiful place.

It was a large area, with a few balconies overlooking the top and a small stone table in the middle, where Yun Xie was sitting. The roof reached up three stories and a set of creaky wooden stairs led up to the top.

Qi Ye strung a few orders to Huai Ren, who nodded, hurrying away to get a zither and some other stuff.

Honestly, Yun Xie liked the feeling, himself, Li Qi Ye, Li Shuangyan and Nan Huai Ren, the whole crew just going about randomly.

Speaking of Li Shuangyan, she was currently looking in a daze at the pillars of the wall, probably comprehending or looking at some intricate Dao bullshit that only those geniuses with their supreme eyesight could see…

Now that Yun Xie thought about this, the wood seemed in surprisingly good shape. Must be some bullshit Dao wood or something. It had quite a nice color and such...

(A/N: Now... Small poll.)

(WCM: Seriously…? What is this? Choose your own adventure?)

(A/N: Nope. It's completely useless and irrelevant.)

Anyway… Poll.

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Which Cheese Is The Best?

Gouda

Parmesian? Parmesan? Parsian?

Gouda

Cheddar

Gouda

Swiss

Blue

Gouda

Cream

Goat

(A/N: So... I felt like doing a chapter cause I feel like it. Actually, I sort of lost track of time before and turned in my math assignment five minutes before the deadline. Fun. But, I now have five chapters that I can post whenever I want. Decided to post one of them right now. Cause.... Boredom. And I wrote a bunch of another fanfic I have been working on, that one is more for my own amusement. Actually, this one is also for my own amusement, but it is also because of Windy Cold Mood. If you read the synopsis, you would know. Thank him. Dunno. Anyway, imma go to sleep. See ya.)