1 The story begins

Summary: Yamcha will rise again.

I do not own Dragon Ball.

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Yamcha felt like waiting for the world to swallow him up, as he lay down on his bed in a white shirt and brown pants.

The tournament of power was fast approaching, and he wanted to die from embarrassment.

He remembered the days when he was young and considered a strong fighter, he remembered the days of the martial arts tournament and is considered a serious contender for the title, crazy strong villains that weren't stronger than him by leaps and bounds had yet to show up.

Piccolo did not count.

Back then he was not only considered a strong fighter, but he had gotten over his phobia of talking to a woman and had a beautiful blue-haired female on his shoulder, that he was convinced that he would start a family with one day.

You could say that his troubles started when Bulma started thinking that he loved other women, he had been caught several times with them, but it wasn't what she thought.

One time, he almost died and he heard she was fluttering was some buff girl from Goku.

And then the Saiyans came.

It may have been the most shameful day of his life, ko-ed by something less than half his size and his cockiness lead to his death.

When he was revived, he found out everybody else had defeated their Saibaman, and he was the only one to get killed.

Even Krillin of all people beat his Saibaman.

What a huge embarrassment.

He only found out later, that his embarrassment would come back to haunt him.

When he and Bulma official broke up, it was a massive slap to his face to see how much Bulma did not trust him despite her existence being the sole reason why he could talk to girls now.

However, it seems life was determined to give him another slap, when the next time he saw her, she had a baby.

While he was struggling to get over her, she had moved on fast and had birthed a child with his killer, the guy who sent the Saibaman after him.

Vegeta.

It was a heavy blew to swallow.

The person who tried to kill him stole his girl.

Not only that but their son grew up to be an amazing person.

It took him some time to realize who the stranger who showed up to warn them about the androids was.

He let his jealously bleed into him until he realised Trunks never grow up with a father and that even when Vegeta realized who he was, Vegeta was still a major dick to him.

He couldn't hate that kind of child and Vegeta reaction when Trunks got killed, showed him that under that tough and asshole exterior, Vegeta genuinely cared about his son and here was being a jealously bastard.

So Yamcha finally said goodbye to his love for Bulma after the cell was defeated, convinced that one day he would meet a stunningly attractive woman who wouldn't get with a guy who has killed him or wants to kill him.

So far, no woman has stepped forward.

And then came the roasts.

He was roasted left, right and center by his friends and he just smiled and took it.

He was going onto middle age, and he had no girlfriend, no family of his own, he was surrounded by people who had the advantage in genes and made his years of training look like he hadn't practised at all.

The money he got from playing professional baseball in his younger years, he had flushed down the drain using alcohol and women to try and fill the hole Bulma left in his heart.

He had tried to fill some void by getting an awesome new car after hassling Bulma for months on a deal, but he soon realized it had been stupid since he crashed it hours later and provided new roasting material for his friends.

However, the final kicker, was when he saw who Goku had chosen to participate with him for the Tournament of Power.

Krillian was there despite only picking up fighting seriously again after getting marrying and having a little girl and Master Roshi who should have kicked the bucket a long time ago and long since retired.

He should be way stronger than the two of them, and yet, the fact that Goku thought he was so low below them in power level had him, down-right insulted.

So, with a smile, he congratulated everybody before flying off, the memory of him making a fool out of himself when he heard Goku was picking people to team up with, came to slap him in his mind.

He was so sure that Goku would approach him that he made an ass of himself.

With Goku and Vegeta as a spearhead, that lineup will keep the universe safe.

Yamcha sat up and made his way slowly around his best friend, Puar, the talking and hovering blue cat, he then began to pack his stuff, and Puar must have woken up without him noticing.

He just managed to get out of the house, and was about to fly away when he heard.

"Yamcha, where are you going?" Puar said.

He paused and didn't even look at the person who stood by him for as long as he could remember.

"Puar. I don't know" Yamcha said. "I'm a joke. I used to be one of the best fighters on Earth. But ever since Goku came into the fold, I have become nothing more than a joke. It has only gotten worse over the years. A human being can train for countless years but when up against those who aren't human, no matter how much I try, I will never be good enough. I lost a spot to an old man who should be dead and two guys who have families of their own and weren't sure they would ever fight again. What's wrong with me?"

"Yamcha..." Puar said.

"Puar, you've been with me for as long as I could remember," said, Yamcha. "Even when I almost drunk myself into a coma when Bulma dumped me, you were there and I appreciate you for that. But Puar, I'm not a child anymore. I need to find myself, figure out who I am. Come to terms with the fact that no matter how hard I try, I won't be powerful enough to protect the universe. I need to be okay with that. I need to be able to see Bulma with her family and stop hurting emotionally."

"Yamcha..." Puar said he had no idea that Yamcha felt this way.

The roast's and the overpowered villain after over overpowered villain had finally got to him.

It was Goku and Vegeta show now.

"Puar, I will be back just a few days before the tournament of Power is said to start, but I need to alone for a while with my thoughts." said, Yamcha.

"I understand, Yamcha" Puar said. "I hope you come back super strong."

And tan Yamacha smiled sadly, they both know a cheer miracle would have to happen for him to appear super strong with his friends and their families.

Yamcha bent his knees and flew; he masked his Kai so that he could not be tracked and could swear he heard.

[King Of Bandits System has been activated]

But it must have been his imagination.

He didn't know where he would go as he flew, but he set up camp near a river and found a cave.

Being in the middle of nowhere, brought back memories of his life before meeting Goku, before the craziness of meeting the god of destruction, before Frieza and the Saiyan race.

When he had set up in his cave, he suddenly heard.

[Booting System]

And then he was overcome with the sudden urge to sleep, no matter how much he tried to keep his eyes open.

[System Activated]

He heard through the darkness, neither awake or asleep.

When he returned to reality, he was shocked to find a hovering screen in his field of vision.

"WA-AH!?" He said, jumping up and the screen followed.

He suddenly heard a mechanical voice say.

'Welcome user, Yamcha to the King of Bandit System. This system has been activated because you have reached a resolve in your heart and wish to get stronger. Would you like to see your Profile?"

"What is this?" Yamcha said, blinking before he said. "Am in one of Bulma's simulators at Capsule Corp?" nobody could fault him on that.

He got curious and said. "I would like to see my Profile."

What happened next astounded him, on the screen was suddenly a virtual image of the current him.

Yamacha

Power Level: 11, 230

Specialty: Wolf Fang Fist

Charisma: -20

Attack: 32

Defence: 30

Money: 30 Dollars

Inventory: Bag

As Congratulations for activating the system, you have been giving five skill points, you may use it towards the virtual shop or to pump up a skill level.

[Daily Spin has been activated]

Yamcha felt down right insulted when he saw how low his Charisma was, what did the screen mean he had –20 Charisma!?

He said. "Daily Spin?"

The screen changed to show a wheel that said 'You have one free daily spin. Would you like to spin it?'.

Yamcha jaw dropped when he saw the options on the wheel.

250 dollars (any currency.)

50 percent Healing potion (No addition effects)

Special Iteam

Temporary 5 percent power boost (1 day)

Luck (+5)

Free Extra spin

Yamcha eyes widen in shock as he said. "This is an amazing gaming wheel, Bulma went all out. Spin"

It began to spin, and the needle ended up onInto

250 Dollars in any currency.

Yamcha eyes widened in shock when he saw something drop from the wheel.

It was cash.

Actual cash.

Yamcha picked it up, and his eyes popped out of his head, when he felt real cash, even down to the number.

"Holy cow, its real" Yamcha said, "With this money, I can drown myself with booze or eat at a fancy restaurant!" and then he turned to the screen and said. "Shop"

The Shop opened.

The gates of heaven opened before him.

Tabs: Skill points, Money, Quest Objects

Saiyan Gene's: 1239 skill points

Namekian Genes: 600 points

Wolf Fang Fist V: 40 skill points

Shadow Steps: 5 points

All seeing eyes: 802 skill points

Aura Pressure: 30 skill points

Extension of life (15 percent): 510045 skill points

Luck for eternity: 2400 skill points

Iron Will: 80 skill points.

Defense Buff: 30 skill points

There was several more page's, but Yamacha was almost fainting when he saw the Saiyan Genes.

What?

This couldn't be real.

But then he was reminded of the clear money in his hands.

"Holy fricken hell" He said, he needed to lie down and make sure he wasn't dreaming.

So he did.

He always dreamed of what it was like to get the kick, both Goku and Vegeta enjoyed when they trained, or they had experienced a brutal defeat.

He wondered what it was like having the ability to grow his limbs back like Piccolo or Perfect Cell.

This is too fricken amazing.

Yamaha went to the money tab and all fainted when he saw the skill points turn into currency.

11. 9 million dollars for Saiyan genes.

"You're kidding me! I would be living in a mansion stocked with servants with that cash." Yamcha said, the system seems to want him to give him a heart attack.

If it was somebody crazy rich like the Brief family, they wouldn't bat an eye at the price.

It proved just how valuable skill points would be for him.

"Lets not look at money" He said, and the shop closed but when it went back to the menu there was quests.

Quests Activated!

into a fighting tournament and win.

Reward:

Cash Prize

Chrisma+5

XP+11

Skill point: 2

2. Smash 22 boulders

Reward:

22 dollars

Chrisma+3

Xp+8

Skill Point: 1

3. Kill a pack of wolves

Reward:

12 Dollars

Chrisma+4

Skill Points: 2

Xp+6

Yamcha eyes were wide when he saw the quests, killing a pack of wolves was the most beneficial for him, but he would get the least money out of all three.

And then he realised something.

If he could use this system...

Could he grow strong enough to show everybody that he was worthy enough to protect the universe with them?

Would he be given respect and truly feel like he was strong again?

There was no way he could beat Vegeta or Goku, that was out of the question but could he replace Krillin or Master Roshi if he proved to be much stronger, than them?

He clenched his fist.

He didn't know what god was smiling on him, but with this system he will become strong again.

Wolf Fang Yamcha will be reborn

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