Y'all Need a Chill Pill

So. I've transmigrated. Well, that's pretty cool! What's that? I'm the villain in this world whose family cast away in favor of the 'heroine' and was spat on by the entire kingdom as 'worthless trash'? Oh, and I'm also convicted of being a witch who manipulated the Crown Prince to rise through the ranks, so now I'm banished from the country? The Emperor decreed my execution, yet the male lead interfered and showed me 'mercy' by letting me choose an honorable suicide? Now I have nothing to my name, the earth is my bed and the sky is my ceiling. That's great. Note how I did NOT think that with sarcasm, dear reader. *239 shrieks at the crumbling 4th wall* Don't worry, pal, we'll fix that...later. Right now I just really need food to fill my stomach. By the way, when are we hopping to the next world? *cue 239's sobbing* 239: Why was I paired with this mad woman.... SOS! In other words, follow me on my lazy adventure! No promises on the originality though, hehe.. (o≧▽ﾟ)o - - - Author's note: MC is a sloth who only wants to sleep, eat, and laze around. 239 just wants enough EXP to get a promotion. And who's that shadow figure who keeps popping up out of nowhere?