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A single ray of sunlight shone down and pierced through the eyelids of Xu Que who was asleep but was abruptly awoken by it.

He felt an itch on his face and noticed that he was lying in a field of grass.

"Didnt I die in a car accident? How could I still be alive?"

He was astonished and was still unable to wrap his head around on how he managed to escape death. All these thoughts paled in comparison to the sight before him which made his eyes gape wide open in shock.

After that, his expression turned perplexed!

He could see a girl which looked like an immortal, dressed in ancient clothes and was facing the spot hes lying at. She was gently pulling down her olden day clothing as she squatted down

Heavens!

That girl. Could she be trying to

No way! She cant do that!

Such a gorgeous looking girl. How could she urinate just about anywhere? And such an upright and straightforward person like myself, how can I peep at her relieving herself?

Xu Que opened his eyes wider.

His eyes remained transfixed upon that gorgeous looking girl as she lifted up her outer skirt completely before slowly pulling down her undergarment bit by bit. As she pulls it down, he could see more of her fair and tender flesh and along with it came a fragrant, womanly scent.

Seeing this scene unfold before him rendered him unable to remain calm.

He noticed that by the way she faced him, she would probably end up urinating all over his head. Xu Que hurriedly stuck his head out of the dense and tall grass and shouted loudly.

"Miss, what do you think youre doing? How can you just urinate anywhere you feel like!?"

Everything seemed to freeze as the tension rose.

The girl was still in a squatting position while her entire body froze in shock. And then

"Ah!!!"

She let out a shrill shout and released the outer skirt which she had lifted up, her entire body seemed to be shaking with that extended shout. She then stepped onto a flying sword and flew up into the sky.

Fuck. What the hell is that? An actual flying sword?

So it seems like shes really a damned immortal, huh?

Xu Que was taken aback. At the same time, a great number of memories, both foreign and familiar, welled up within his mind. These memories were so lifelike that they almost felt as if he had experienced them himself.

Crossed over! Ive fucking crossed over!

He then hurriedly screened through the memories that didnt belong to him, gaining a clear understanding of his present circumstances.

This was a cultivation world. Just like the furious looking immortal who rode on a flying sword before him, people could cultivate and become immortals with different powers and abilities.

And this body which he now owned belongs to a Prince Consort. However, this Prince Consort was an extremely unlucky person.

He was just a poor orphan boy, yet possessed a special, one in a million type of spiritual root.

When he was younger, the Emperor saw his innate talents and thus decided to raise him to the position of Prince Consort to marry his daughter. He thus provided him with countless of treasures and materials for him to utilize in his cultivation efforts. In a short span of six years, he managed to condense the abdominal core and crossed into the Golden Core stage.

The day he managed to cross into the Golden Core stage was the same day he finally consummated his marriage to the Princess. Thus began the seven consecutive days and nights spent on the marital bed, which concluded with the beautiful Princess stealing away all of his cultivation essences away from him in his weakened state. Even his spiritual roots werent spared as she acquired them all.

The newly wedded Prince Consort was thus turned into a cripple without his spiritual roots and essences. As a cripple, he was no longer of any value to the palace and therefore, he was secretly dragged out of the palace in the dead of the night and brought to a deserted place. He was killed there and his body remained in ruins.

"Ai, what a shame!"

After separating his own memories from those of belonging to this body, Xu Ques face was full of regret. He shook his head and sighed regretfully, "Damn it! Why didnt I crossover earlier to the time when I could have those crazy bed exercise with the gorgeous princess?"

Just recalling the memories of the beautiful looking Princess in bed, with her ecstatic eyebrows creased up, her wonderous figure, and that ragged breathing was enough to make Xu Que feel it was a pity to not have been there earlier!

"What audacity, you pervert. How dare you peep at me while Im relieving myself. I shall claim your life for this!"

At this point, a cute sounding voice rang out, coming from that immortal from earlier on.

Her face was a deep shade of red from shame and anger. In addition, an unmistakable killing intent radiated from her eyes. The sword beneath her feet was hovering over the ground, looking sharp and deadly as it charged towards Xu Que, trying to kill him.

"Damn it. Miss immortal, this has to be a misunderstanding. It was clearly you who aimed your pink butt at where I was sleeping in. And Even if you wish to kill me to relieve yourself of the anger, can you please pull up your skirt first? With you looking this way, it takes all the energy out of my legs, making it hard for me to run away!"

Xu Que then gave a loud cry as he turned around to flee.

The expression of the girl changed and her ears turned red. She then bent over to pull up her skirt before making a spitting sound in contempt. "Damn pervert, youre looking for death." The sword beneath her feet started moving faster as she soared towards Xu Que with a whooshing sound.

Xu Que ran like a madman, as he thinks a way to escape.

All of a sudden, an inspiration flashed across his mind.

He halted and pulled out a familiar looking tile from his robes and turned to the girl, shouting as loudly as he could, "How dare you, demonic woman. I am the Prince Consort of Fire Country. You dare to be disrespectful to me? Watch your step, or I shall kill off nine generations from your family tree.

At this point, Xu Que could hear a series of "dings" in his head, coming from the system.

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for activating the Acting Tough, Face Slapping System. This system shall help you to survive, protect you, assist in your acting tough and ensuring that you shall soar to the heavens!"

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully acting tough. The reward is 1 acting tough point. Do you wish to enter the store to exchange points for rewards?"

"The system detects that the host Xu Que is too weak, and would be unable to survive in such a world of advanced difficulty. A special bag is thus given in order to increase your survivability. Do you wish to open the bag?"

Just as the message rang out, he could see a window pop up before him, as information could be seen scattered across the screen.

Host: Xu Que

Cultivation Stage: Normal Person (His arms are as weak as chickens)

Experience Points: 0/100

Acting Tough Points: 1 point

Skill Path: None

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of Eastern Fire Country

"Ss Hahahah!!!"

Xu Que first sucked in a deep breath of air before laughing out uncontrollably.

What is this acting tough, face slapping system? Just by the sound of it, it seemed like it was customized specifically for me. This system shall help me to break the rules of heaven to rebel against it! This is going to be fun.

"Pervert, your death is fast approaching. What are you laughing about?"

All of a sudden, a sweet sounding voice interrupted Xu Ques laughter, bringing him back down from his madness.

The girl had already moved towards him till she was standing just ten meters away from him. The flying sword which she stood on was now in her hands. Her huge eyes were looking at him warily.

Xu Ques eyes squinted as he thought for some time before bursting out in cold laughter once again. "I am the Prince Consort of the Eastern Firelands! I can look at the highly esteemed Princess anytime I wish. You look quite pretty yourself and for the Prince Consort to look at you is your good fortune! Dont think that just because you wield a flying sword, you can shout loudly about slaughtering me. The Prince Consort standing before you has the talent that was only seen once in hundreds of years. Why should I be afraid of a mere servant such as yourself? Come, come, come You wish to fight me dont you? If you have the guts to, take one more step towards me."

"Ding! Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully acting tough. The reward is one acting tough point."

Just as expected, the system rang out within his ears once more as he burst out in another fit of uncontrollable laughter.

So, it seemed like this acting tough, face slapping system takes its name very literally. As long as I act tough, I can gain acting tough point. With these points, I can ascend through the ranks and earn the different rewards from the system

"Oh, thats right. There seems to be a gift I havent unwrapped." Xu Que could see a flash in his eyes as he shouted out in his mind, "Open the gift."

Instantly, the page in his vision changed and a box appeared. The box opened as several beams of light streamed out before disappearing.

"Congratulations host Xu Que for obtaining the Beginners Experience Pill. Using the pill would give 10,000 experience points."

Congratulations to host Xu Que for obtaining two pieces of Beginners Divine Escape Emblem. Using this emblem would enable the host to teleport to a random place within 5 kilometers."

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for obtaining the beginners . "

"Ding! Its been detected that the host Xu Que has damaged spiritual roots and doesnt fulfill the requirements for cultivation. The system shall help repair your spiritual roots."

Instantaneously, Xu Que felt like a surge of electricity passed through his entire body, causing his scalp to go numb.

Following that strange sensation was a feeling of extreme comfort. The pores all over his body opened up completely, greedily devouring Qi from all around.

Boom!

Soon, he could feel his body his body undergoing a tremendous change as it started becoming closer to nature. It was almost as if he could integrate with nature and even control it.

However, he was very familiar with this feeling. All those years ago, before his fire spiritual roots was taken away by the Princess, he felt that same familiar feeling with fire. Today, not only did the system repair his broken fire spiritual roots, it also gave him all the other elements.

Metal, fire, water, wood and earth. Each and every single element was granted to him. In fact, all of these elements were upgraded to the highest, "Celestial" level.

This is the best for me to rebel against the heavens!

At this point, Xu Que couldnt hold it in any further and shouted loudly as he waved his arms, "With the system in my hands, this world belongs to me! What dogshit Emperor of the Fire Country. Wait till I, Xu Que, attain the highest level and return for my revenge. Then, I shall trample upon all of you and crush you into fragments."

"What audacity, you pervert! You claimed to be the Prince Consort of the Fire Country and yet you dare to speak such crazed words and insult the Emperor?" The girl beside him was stunned by his words. Was this Prince Consort crazy? How dare he speak such words of rebellion against the Emperor.

"Ding, congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully acting tough. The reward is one acting tough point."

Xu Que then regained his senses as his lips twitched. Damn it. I was looking too far ahead into the future of acting tough that I almost forgot the trouble before me. I have to hurry and think of a way to escape.

"Right, the experience pill!"

He then recalled the existence of the Beginners Experience Pill within his new inventory.

Without any further hesitation, he hurriedly used his mind to operate the information interface to open it. Three items then appeared from within.

"Use it, use it." Xu Que eyed two of the three objects and shouted in his heart.

In his mind, he could hear a series of messages from the system:

"Ding! Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully cultivating

"Ding! Host Xu Que used the Beginners Experience Pill and received 10,000 experience points."

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for levelling up. The current stage is Qi Refining Level 1."

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for levelling up. The current stage is Qi Refining Level 2."

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for levelling up. The current stage is Qi Refining Level 3."

"Congratulations to host Xu Que for levelling up. The current stage is Qi Refining Level 10."

In just a short span of time, Xu Que evolved from a normal person with strength like a chicken to a cultivation being, straight into the Qi Refining Stage. He was just a step short of transcending into the Foundation Building Stage.

In addition, he was much stronger than a normal cultivator at level 10 of the Qi Refining Stage.

The reason was because he had all five different elements of spiritual roots. This meant that he had five times the strength of a normal person.

Furthermore, with five different elements of spiritual roots that could combine together and supported each other, the amount of force that could be exerted was more than just five times. It was much greater than that.

"At this point, theres nothing more to say. If Im not unrivalled, who is unrivalled?"

Xu Ques heart pounded furiously in his chest.

At this point, the girl facing him danced and swayed as a beam of light descended from the heavens, parting the clouds as it sharpened her sword. Before he could even bat an eyelid, she swung the sword at him like a poisonous snake darting in for its victim.

"Fuck, immortal fairy lady. I was just asking a gorgeous thing such as yourself to allow your master, the Prince Consort to take a good look at you. Who told you to draw your sword? That was a surprise attack, a hidden attempt at my life!"

Xu Que was taken aback as he jumped in fear, seeing the flying sword soaring right at him and he cursed out loudly.

As he shouted out in fear and surprise, his body reacted instinctively, as he legs slid backwards, avoiding the sword. His finger then seemed to harness the powers of water Qi as he gently tapped on the surface of the incoming sword.

"Bang!"

A vibrating sound rang out as the sword ricocheted away from him.

"How How could it be?"

The girl was temporarily stunned. Apart from the skillful and powerful uncles within her sect, the senior brothers and sisters who could repel this flying sword with such ease would at least have to be of the sixth level of the Foundation Building Stage!

"I am extremely puzzled. I already said that everything that happened earlier was a misunderstanding and youre still confused? You still have the cheek to make an attempt on my life? Dont think I wont hit you just because youre a pretty little fairy immortal. Anyway, I didnt even get a clear look at you. At this point, I shall take a good look at you once more. This time, openly."

Xu Que rebuked her furiously as his footsteps quickened. The earth Qi fused with his feet as his speed increased tremendously. In a blink of an eye, he appeared right in front of her.

Soon after, water Qi appeared on his palms as it surrounded all four directions around them. The girl didnt even have time to react before she was trapped there.

"Perv... Pervert. What are you trying to do?" The girl was taken aback as she turned pale. She could feel the fire Qi within her body being severely suppressed.

"Heh heh! Since youve already called me a pervert, how then can I not live up to that?"

Xu Que had a cruel laugh etched across his face as his eyebrows were raised. He then extended a hand and lifted up her skirt in a quick motion.

Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 2

"Ahh!!! Pervert! You, you stop it right now!"

The girl let out a shrill shout. She would never have expected to be humiliated and taken advantage of in broad daylight, under the foot of her sects own mountain.

"You can scream all you like! I think you can even scream till your throat rips apart but nobody would come and save you"

Xu Que squinted and smiled as he looked at her.

Of course, all this was done in an innocent bid to scare and embarrass her. This was repayment for chasing after him and trying to kill him.

"Sou! Sou!"

At this point, sounds could be heard from the sky as it tore through the clouds. Immediately after, three beams of light soared through the heaven and descended down upon this land like shooting stars.

"Scoundrel, you dare!"

"Stop it immediately."

A pair of stern and harsh voices rang out as Xu Que felt their voice reverberate in his head like the deafening roars of thunder. A wave of immense pressure was exerted over his body as if mountains had been placed over his shoulders. He panicked and Xu Ques face turned pale as he fell to his knees.

Immediately after, three old people appeared. Although their heads were full of white hair, their complexion looked extremely young, as if they upkept themselves very well.

One of the old women had a sinister and fierce glance etched across her face as she glared at Xu Que. Just this stare alone made Xu Que feel like he was being imprisoned within her eyes. It was almost as if his entire life was hinged at the tips of her fingers, as helpless as an insect.

Strong person!

Crap! These few old people are extremely formidable!"

He could feel the pressure emitted from their bodies, radiating out towards him. Xu Que knew at once that he wouldnt be able to overpower them.

"What boldness! You dare to commit evil acts right under the mountain of our Celestial Sect? Today I shall administer justice."

The old woman cleared her throat as she waved a palm in the air. A fiery snake was conjured as it slithered on her arm and flew towards at Xu Que, emanating a majestic, blazing aura around it.

"Screw this! Old woman, how could you be so evil? How could you attack without speaking a word or giving any warnings?"

Xu Ques face turned, as he hastily invoked earth Qi from the ground and fused it together with his feet as they seemed to become one with the earth. His reflexes and speed increased tremendously as he darted to the side to avoid the blow.

The fire snake missed him on the first strike as it turned its head deftly, mouth wide open to launch a second assault. All of a sudden, it split into two snakes, attempting to block his retreat as the pair of fire snakes charged towards him.

Xu Que inhaled a deep breath of cold air. This old woman was really trying to kill him!

Damn it, who did I offend this time?

Xu Que was extremely unhappy and yet he had no choice but to run. If not, he would have to pay with his dear life.

"Sou!" He had nearly expanded all the earth Qi as he turned back to look at the pair of fiery snakes hot on his heels. Just as they were about to close in on him, he darted once again, and felt the pair of them nearly brush past his skin as he dodged their strikes by squeezing in between the two of them. An intense feeling of life and death welled up within his heart. He realized that his sweat stained back turned dry after that ordeal.

By dodging a pair of snakes, the three elderly looked at him in utter shock.

"How Hows that possible?"

"Hes only at the tenth level of Qi Refining Stage, and yet could avoid the strikes of the fiery snakes twice in such a short span of time. How did he achieve such speed and agility?" The pair of elder beside the old woman spoke out in shock.

The old woman gave a cold harrumph, "Just now, I could feel earth Qi envelop his body. The people from Earth Nation are all good at using using the landscape to their advantage and fleeing in such a manner. He must be a spy from Earth Nation."

"Master, wait a minute. That person claimed to be the Prince Consort of Fire Country. He even had a tile to prove it." The girl hurriedly spoke out.

She knew that if hes really the Fire Countrys Prince Consort and her teacher were to kill him, the Palace would use this as an excuse to attack Celestial Sect.

"Prince Consort? Ah, according to what I know, the Prince Consort of Fire Country has such exquisite innate talents that it was seen only once in a thousand years. At the tender age of eighteen, he stepped past the Golden Core Stage. He should be in secluded meditation now within the palace, how can he be compared to this little brat? Xue Ru, youve never descended the mountains alone and thus have little experience in this world. You have to remember, never to be so gullible and trust what everyone says." The old woman looked at the girl adoringly.

"So hes a liar and a sham." The girl looked at him wide eyed as her anger built up.

The old woman swept a glance across Xu Que, who was standing a short distance away. She seemed to be deep in thought. In the next moment, she flipped her palms and conjured a rope out of thin air. This rope glowed in bright gold and was radiating brilliant looking lights.

This caused Xu Que to gaze at the rope, wide eyed in astonishment. He admired the luster and brilliance of the rope. A treasure. That is definitely a treasure spoken of in fables!

"Xue Rou, master shall lend you my Immortal Trapping Rope. Use this to capture him." The old woman instructed as the golden rope floated up into the air and dropped gently before Xue Rou.

Xue Rou was stunned. This was her masters most precious weapon! Once this rope was used, even people who were at the Golden Core stage would fall prey to it quickly. Its just that with masters skills and proficiency, taking this person down would be only too easy. Why didnt she do it herself then?

In a split second, she understood why.

With his masters status and powers, it was inappropriate for her to attack him. Should word leak out, people would mock her for bullying someone so much weaker than her. However, lending Xue Rou her secret weapon was acceptable and doing that would also ensure that they would take down the pervert. She mused at how wise her master was.

At this point, Tang Xue Rou held onto the rope with one hand as her gorgeous looking eyes glared at Xu Que. She then shouted out, "Pervert, raise your hands up and surrender."

Xu Ques mouth twitched.

Surrender your sister! Your damned mouth already condemned me as a pervert. If I were to surrender, wouldnt that mean death for me? You wish!

He rolled his eyes before laughing coldly, "I am the Prince Consort of Fire Country. Are you really using that stupid broken rope to take down the Prince Consort? You really think so little of me huh? If you have the guts, take another step towards me. I shall stand here and let you cast your stupid broken rope at me!"

Broken rope?

Not only Tang Xue Rou, but the old woman and the other two elderly people were shocked and their faces fell.

This Immortal Trapping Rope was crafted personally by their own sect leader and was a top quality weapon. Yet this scoundrel here called it a broken rope? Its such an insult to Celestial Sect!

"All this trouble and your death is brought on by yourself!"

Tang Xue Rou gave a cry before she leapt into the sky. The Immortal Trapping Rope came alive like a deft snake. It struck as quick as lightning as it shot towards Xu Que.

"Ding! Host Xu Que acting tough failed. No rewards shall be granted."

"Your mother... Acting tough backfired on me! Its better if I flee now."

Xu Que scolded harshly before turning around to flee.

"Xue Rou, use your flying sword to close down on him." All of a sudden, the old woman spoke out, using Xu Que as an opportunity to guide her disciple with the arts of battle.

Tang Xue Rou understood immediately as she activated her flying sword and charged towards Xu Que while standing on it.

Xu Que was extremely disheartened at this point and turned around to shout, "You old foggy, why are you so stubborn to defy death and still be alive at this age? Are you afraid your disciple cannot win me? Ive already said that if you manage to capture me today, my surname isnt Xue."

"Dont talk to my master that way!"

Tang Xue Rou retorted angrily as her flying sword gained ground.

The old womans expression was boiling with rage as well.

Xue Que hurriedly whipped out an item from the inventory within the system. It was the Beginners Divine Escape Emblem which was given to him at the start by the system. The moment he retrieved it, a fearless look appeared across his face. He then thought of an acting tough line and shouted out.

"The river flowed west for thirty years and flowed east for another thirty years. Just you wait. For bullying the weak and poor, I shall one day have you kneel before me as I vanquish you!"

As he spoke, the Immortal Trapping Rope was just mere inches away from his back. Just as it was about to close in on him and trap him, the emblem within his palms gave off a bright light. With a sou, Xu Que instantly vanished from sight.

The Immortal Trapping Rope lost its target and remained limp as it floated in the air.

Tang Xue Rou and the three elderly people stared as their mouth gaped in shock.

"What What kind of treasure did he use?"

"Could it be the long lost Earth Shrinking Amulet? How How could that be possible?"

"Hurry, dispatch men and search for him. He couldnt have gotten far. This person has a treasure on him and we cannot allow such a precious item to remain in his possession!" The old woman shouted before transforming into a beam of light, soaring into the skies.

...

At the same time, the skies opened up as another beam of light could be seen. A Daoist descended from the skies onto the ground. It was Xu Que.

"Shit! This amulet was pretty useful! Haha! Those death-defying old people failed in their plans. It was so damn exhilarating to act tough before fleeing!"

Seeing that he was temporarily safe, Xu Que burst out in laughter as he heard the system go off in his head.

"Ding! Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully acting tough. The reward is one act tough point."

"Ding! Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully completing act tough and flee with good results. The reward is ten act tough points."

Xu Que paused in amusement before breaking out into laughter. "Haha! It was extremely worth it to act tough that way!"

He was in extremely high spirits as he stood up and observed his surroundings.

He noticed many chests large and small, scattered all around. It was giving off a certain fragrance and was an extremely strange sight to behold.

Xu Que was overjoyed. Just as he was about to take a step forward to examine it, he raised his head and looked up. He saw a signboard hung overhead with inscriptions of dragons and phoenixes flying. There seemed to be several words written as well Celestial Sects Treasure Room!

Holy shit. How did I accidentally end up in their treasure room?

This What an embarrassing situation! I am not usually a thieving person as well!

Xue Que then looked at the chests greedily before shooting off for the nearest chest.

He then opened a squarish chest to reveal a crimson red sword which was glowing brightly. Red energy seemed to be circling around the sword. Just a look was enough for him to know that this wasnt any ordinary sword.

"Ill take it. I have to take it."

Xu Que was overjoyed. He then operated the system by controlling his mind and opened the inventory before placing the sword into it.

He then opened a second wooden chest. He saw several vials encased within. The vials were labelled as Energy Accumulation Pills.

"Ive struck it rich!"

Xu Que once again kept several vials into the inventory within his system before scooting off to the next chest.

Only after more than half of the chests had been opened its contents taken and stored within his inventory, that he realized there was a limited amount of space within. Every item that was different occupied a square block, signifying a single item slot. Hence he knew that it was impossible to store every item here within his inventory.

"Thats damned embarrassing! There are still so many treasures left. If I dont take them, I would suffer the wrath of heaven!"

"No, I definitely wont waste all these treasures here. I have to think of a way"

Xu Que sat down on the floor in contemplation.

Several moments later, a gleam came into his eyes as he stood up in excitement, "Ive got it. I shall consume all the pills. Then I shall be able to keep all the remaining treasures."

Immediately after he finished speaking, Xu Que opened his inventory and took out every single pill from within it. He then noticed an entire section of unused item space. He then started to fill it up once again with the remaining treasures.

Before long, all the remaining space were occupied as well. There were slightly over ten chests left, which contained a variety of magical pills and potions.

Xu Que thought to himself and knew that such pills cannot be taken rashly. He decided to try a single pill of each before deciding.

Thus, he opened the Energy Accumulation Pills and poured out a single black pill. He then shoved it into his mouth. He chewed on it like a candy but couldnt detect the faintest trace of flavour or taste.

"Gulp!" He swallowed down the remnants of chewed up pill and furrowed his eyebrows. "Strange. Not only does it not have any taste but I dont feel anything different as well. Could it be that its past its expiration date?"

"Maybe I should eat another"

In between his own mumblings, he opened the second vial of Energy Accumulation Pill

The third vial...

The fourth vial...

All the way up to the tenth pill, the only feeling experienced by Xu Que was that he was slightly full and yet he still couldnt feel anything different about his body.

"I dont believe this. Maybe I should try these Origins Pills. Oh, there's still the Physical Tempering Pills"

He then started going crazy and swallowed every single pill he laid his sight on. Pill by pill, vial by vial.

"Ka-da!"

All of a sudden, the doors to the treasure room was pushed open. A youth dressed in fresh robes and a sword hanging from his waist appeared at the door.

Xu Que paused in shock as the both of them stared at each other.

The youth : "..."

Xu Que : "..."

At this point in time, everything was still.

"Gulp"

Xu Ques throat moved as he swallowed down the last few pills in his mouth. He looked up at the youth before giving a long and loud burp.

Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 3

The youth with a sword by his side frowned as the corners of his lips twitched.

He swept a glance at the empty treasure room before turning his gaze to this unfamiliar face standing in front of him. In a short while, his expression started to change into one of intense rage. Zheng! He drew out his sword and pointed it at Xu Que and asked ferociously, "Who are you? How dare you trespass into my sects treasure room!"

Xu Que turned to look at the system interface screen and noticed the last remaining Divine Escape Emblem left in the item slot. He then started laughing out loud.

"Brother, you dont even know who I am and you dare to point your sword at me? Dont you know? In this entire life, the one thing I hate the most is for someone to point a gun Oh, for someone to point a sword at my face?"

"Ding! Congratulations host Xu Que for successfully acting tough. The reward is one act tough point."

The sword wielding youth paused, a confused look could be seen on his face, "But, I didnt point it at your head!"

He then realized what hed just said and snapped back into anger, "Cut the crap! You dare to enter our sacred treasure room. Youre clearly looking for death."

The minute his last word was spoken, the youth swung his sword with a whoosh. The deadly flash of the sword could almost be heard as bright red light reflected across to the four corners of the room. A stream of ember flames spilled out and charged towards Xu Que, causing him to feel an intense heat.

His mother, this kid is really unkind! And much more powerful than that immortal girl from earlier. At the very least, hes at the Foundation Building Stage! Why do all these cultivation people so fierce and violent. They always attack to kill without giving any warning or speaking and their opening attacks are always so powerful.

Xu Que cursed out aloud as he charged some energy from within his body to defend himself. However, he felt something wasnt quite right.

He could feel a colossal amount of energy welling from within the deepest recesses of his body. It seemed to swirl around his vital organs and wreak havoc all over. It was almost as if the energy was trying to rip his entire body apart and felt like a million needles were pricking every inch of him. Xu Que trembled before falling to the ground helplessly.

"Ah!"

Xu Que clutched at his lower abdomen, just above the navel, where the dantian was. The dantian was the region where Qi was stored and it felt like the immense energy was about to force its way out. It was so intense that he knew the amount of energy trying to escape would surely kill him and shatter his body.

Why was this happening?

Xu Que then recalled the number of pills he gulped down recklessly as his face turned pale.

Im finished. Im really finished.

With so many pills in my stomach Im done for. So it wasnt that the pills werent taking effect but that I had to rotate all the Qi around for me to feel it.

After consuming all those pills, he didnt think to rotate the Qi around his body and thus didnt feel the effects of it. Only after he was forced to utilize some energy to defend himself from the youth did he rotate his Qi.

"How dare you thief! What tricks are you trying to pull off this time?"

Zhang Su Liang glared at Xu Que, trying to size him up. Seeing him clutch his belly and all the empty vials around him. He finally understood the situation. With a face full of shock and fear, he sputtered, "You... Did you consume all those pills?"

At this point, Xu Que had no energy to reply him. His entire face was contorted as he grimaced in agony, his cheeks becoming paler by the second.

Even with five different spiritual roots, he was completely unable to assimilate such copious amounts of Qi.

Zhang Su Liang was momentarily stunned as well. All these pills... They were used to give the outer disciples for their cultivation every month! A single normal Energy Accumulation pill could provide enough Qi to a disciple for an entire month.

And this guy standing before him just swallowed dozens of these pills? He even ate the Origins and Physical Tempering Pills meant for the Foundation Building Stages. Was he trying to commit suicide?

"Ding! System detected that host Xu Que is overloaded with Qi and is taking damage to his body. Activate repair and recovery capabilities? Notice : Repair and recovery would require 1 act tough point."

The voice of the system rang out within his head. Even without thinking, he hurriedly shouted out in his head, "Activate! Hurry get rid of this excess Qi in my body!"

"Ding! Activation of recovery, success. Deducting 1 act tough point."

"Ding! Its been detected that the hosts only has the beginners level and thus is unable to digest the Qi energy. Its required to buy the intermediate level.

Shua!

Following the repair of his physical condition, Xu Que felt the pain subside considerably. At the same time, he saw a white page appeared before his eyes. This was the shop of the system.

This was his first time seeing the shopping facilities of the system. Within it, there were a multitude of purchasable items and many different types of manuals and treasures.

However, the minute he saw the price attached to the intermediate levels of the he spit out a mouthful of blood.

"The middle levels required me to spend a hundred acting tough points? Fuck, why dont you just rob me instead?! Ive acted tough so hard the entire day and I cant even purchase an intermediate level manual!" Xu Que shouted out in his head.

Zhang Su Liang furrowed his eyebrows and was just about to speak. All of a sudden, Xu Ques face contorted in agony once again as he let out a distressed shout.

"Ah!!!"

The sound of the shout sounded excruciating and he wasnt feigning it. He felt another surge of pain in his body since the recovery speed was unable to catch up to the speed of his Qi wrecking his body. He had consumed far too many pills and his body which was festered with impurities couldnt handle the pureness of the Qi.

"Since youre in so much pain, why dont I put you out of your misery!"

Zhang Su Liang couldnt bear to hear his screams any longer as he clutched the hilt of his sword and decided to end his sufferings.

Seeing the present situation, he mustered the remnants of his energy and gritted his teeth, "Dont bother about me. Everyone has to die sooner or later in spite of how severe or easy their deaths would be. If I dont enter hell, who else shall? Ah!!!"

The minute his last word echoed out, there was a whoosh as Xu Que disappeared from sight. It did seem like he had really died then and his soul vanished from the spot. Even his body had been utterly destroyed as well.

Zhang Su Liangs mouth was gaping wide as he struggled to believe what he saw. It took him a long time before he regained his senses. It was as if he was taken aback by the sagely words spoken by Xue Que.

Indeed, Xu Que didnt die. He was just afraid that he would be hacked to death by Zhang Su Liang if he remained and thus he broke the final Divine Escape Emblem and activated it. It was just that he acted tough once before leaving.

And the way which he acted tough was anything but ordinary. The system however only rewarded him with a single point each time he acted tough. Compared with the points needed to purchase the intermediate level of the , it was a single hair out of nine cows.

At this point, Xu Que was still relying on the systems recovery and he had to spend 1 acting tough points every now and then. However, the Qi within his body didnt seem to dissipate. Instead, it seemed to grow stronger, like the aging of wine which grew stronger by tenfolds as time passed.

Assimilating such small amounts of Qi each time wasnt going to solve the problem.

Xu Que was teleported to a side of a small creek and was backed up against a tree. He composed himself and conjured the system into view. A window interface appeared before his eyes.

Host: Xu Que

Cultivation Stage: Qi Refining Stage Level 10 (Beginners Access)

Experience Points: 0/1000

Acting Tough Points: 15 Points

Skill Path: Beginners Level

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of Eastern Fire Country

Current Vitality Status: Imminent Danger

Seeing the last line of words, Xu Ques mouth twitched.

Imminent danger couldnt mean anything good. It was exactly like what people were told when they received news of terminal illness. It was somewhat like a death sentence!

"Damned system. You told me that you would guide me along this journey of acting tough and see that I soar. Hurry and think of a way to solve this problem!" Xu Que clutched his abdomen, his face grimaced in pain.

"Ding! Search complete. According to the hosts previous acting tough situation and present circumstance, the system has detected a solution to the problem..."

Hearing these words, Xu Ques eyes lit up as if he had a renewed hope in life.

In the next moment however, his vision went black.

The system automatically ejected itself from the shops. It then displayed a manual which was titled, .

Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 4

After some time, Xu Que heaved a sigh of relief.

The systems solution meant that there was a way out. It was for him to muster the skill of "Destruction of Meridians". This was the only way to expel the excess Qi.

Since Qi flowed along the meridians, everytime he collapsed his own meridians, Qi would automatically be used up to repair the damage vessel.

It would even cause his meridians to become stronger after each reparation process and would also strengthen his health and physique.

However, this process was bound to be tortuous and excruciating. In order to allow the Qi to repair his meridians, he would have to shut off the systems reparation ability. This also meant that Xu Que had to endure the pain of countless destructions of his own meridians.

"Forget it. If it has to be destroyed and repaired, then so be it. Its much better than exploding to death."

Xu Que made the choice.

He gritted his teeth and spent 10 acting tough points to buy the manual .

In that instant, a flash of light flashed across his mind as he acquired the cruel manual.

He then shut his eyes tight as he used his own Qi to press down hard on each of his crucial acupuncture points, collapsing his own meridians.

At the same time, the shrieks and wails which sounded like a pig dying could be heard in the forest.

Once he broke the first meridians, he didnt stop for two days and two nights. At the end of it all, Xu Que was completely drained as he passed out.

...

When he opened his eyes, he found himself lying within a small and old wooden hut. To his sides were simple and plain furnitures. A rusted and spotted pot rested on the table as it emitted steam.

"Looks like I survived"

Xu Que laughed out contentedly.

He licked his cracked up lips before sitting up to pour himself some water to drink.

"Ssss!"

At the same time, he sucked in a breath of cold, fresh air. Pain coursed through his entire body agonizingly as he fell back down onto the bed helplessly.

At this point, he realized that his entire body was wrapped up like a mummy. A sharp and unpleasant smell of medication wafted from within the wraps.

Fuck, which quack of a doctor did this to me?

Xu Que was filled with anger. Whats a simple wound? All thats required was to spend some acting tough points and I will be alright. But you decided to wrap me up like a damned mummy. How am I supposed to act tough in this state?

Chi-ya!

The door creaked open gently, as a petite figure walked through the door.

"Eh, youre awake?"

A sweet and melodious sound of a girl speaking coursed through his ears.

Xu Que looked up to get a better look as his entire body froze.

The petite girl standing before him was a beauty. Her skin was fair and smooth as an entire head of dark black hair fell lightly on her shoulders. Her big round eyes gleamed of innocence and clarity.

Seeing that Xu Que was awake, the corners of her mouth moved to reveal the smile of a gorgeous angel.

"So youve finally woken up. Yesterday, I went up to the mountains to pick some vegetables and saw that you were unconscious on the ground, and your entire body was covered in blood. Thus I called for second brother Leng and the rest of them to carry you back. You must be a foreigner, right? You must never go up that mountain again. It was very easy for people who were unfamiliar with this area to fall prey to the beasts around." Her beautiful eyes gleamed as she smiled once again and her cheeks revealed a sweet pair of dimples.

Xu Que was still dazed by her beauty.

My god. How can this world produce a woman of such beauty! Compared to the pretty immortal girl who turned violent previously, this little village girl was on a different league. She had the countenance of a flower and the face of goddess. It was difficult for Xu Que to contain his infatuation.

"Dont be afraid. This is Pan Shan Village. Wild beasts wont enter this place. Besides, there are many immortals who would beat them savagely if they ever showed up." The little village girl looked at Xu Ques expression and thought that he was still afraid. He was watching her little hands imitate the beasts as she spoke. She was extremely adorable.

Xu Que regained his senses. Staring at a beautiful girl was a simple act. However, the grand mastery of acting tough was a job that was perpetual and must never be dropped!

Hearing this, he sat upright and replied, "Afraid? I, Xu Que, have never known fear. Truth be told, I am a hunter. That day when I was atop the mountain, I ran into a thousand.. Err, several dozens of wild beasts trying to take me for their dinner. But I wasnt the least afraid. When I encountered them, I stood my ground and shouted at them. Everyone has to die sooner or later in spite of how severe or easy their deaths would be. But I, Xu Que, will never surrender. Hence I began a battle for my life which lasted three days and three nights. Look at these battle scars, they were caused by a savage wolf"

"Ah? Weve never heard of any wolves on that mountain!"

"Arent there any? Then it means that it probably came over from another mountain! Aiya, dont bother yourself with the minor details. The important point is that I wasnt willing to die as a meal to them, and thus I jumped off the mountain. Who would expect that heavens was looking after me and sent an immortal fairy to look after me. Thank you."

"Ah I Im not an immortal fairy. Im Xiao Rou." The little village girl froze momentarily as her face blushed red in shyness, tipping her head down.

"Its alright Xiao Rou. From today on, you shall be my immortal fairy." Xu Que replied sincerely.

"You How can you say Ah" Xiao Rou sounded extremely anxious and flustered as she covered her adorable face before turning around to run off.

In this place, even if its a tiny village, people were still very traditional and conservative.

In speaking this way, Xu Que was as good as taking liberties with her and teasing her and not just complimenting her on her looks.

Xiao Rou ran out of the hut and hid outside as she started using her little fingers to fan her hot flushed cheeks.

Xu Que laid back down on the bed and smiled in admiration of himself.

That acting tough was extremely successful. He had earned 2 points from it and was pleased. That's why his glib tongue decided to flatter and praise Xiao Rou.

He then called out the system as the interface appeared before his eyes.

Host: Xu Que

Cultivation Stagel: Qi Refining Stage Level 10 (Small Progress)

Experience Points: 0/1000

Acting Tough Points: 7 Points

Skill Path : Beginners Level

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of the Eastern Fire Country

"Eh?"

Xu Que was taken aback.

The last time he looked at the interface, it was still the same level 10 of the Qi Refining Stage. However, the systems comments were that it was just beginners access. Now it stated that Ive made small progress, as if I had increased by a mini level. Could it be the rewards of constantly destroying and repairing my meridians?

Oh, if thats the reason, then all that suffering wasnt in vain.

Xu Ques heart regained some sort of calmness as he spoke to the system, "Activate recovery capabilities. Help me to recover from my injuries."

"Ding! Activating recovery capabilities. Deducting 1 acting tough point."

Shua!

Almost instantaneously, a clear and cooling feeling enveloped his entire body.

Xu Que felt his entire body shrouded in comfort and pleasure. It was the same feeling as dipping into a hot stream after a long and tiring day, causing all his pores to open up in relaxation.

After several breaths, all the pain in his body had disappeared as he regained his energy. He felt much stronger than before he was hurt.

Xu Que then laughed out, extremely satisfied as he leapt off the bed. He then clenched his fists as he stretched, causing his muscles to twitch.

"Pa! Pa! Pa-da!"

Following the sounds, he had ripped apart the bandages on his body as it fell to the ground.

Chi-ya!

At this point the finally composed Xiao Rou pushed open the door once again and entered.

At this point, her gaze fell upon Xu Ques. Her pupils dilated as her smile turned into one of extreme horror as she let out a loud shriek. Her entire face turned a deep shade of red as she ran out of the door.

Xu Que paused for sometime, his expression was suspicious as he looked down at himself. What he saw caused his face to turn as red as a pigs liver.

Fuck, who took off all my clothes?

Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 5

With the removal of the bandages, Xu Ques body revealed to be smooth with only a layer of sticky ointment left on the surface of his skin.

"The condition of your injury is still severe and the physician advised that medication should not be stopped within a month. Why did you remove your medicinal bandages?"

Xiao Rou reprimanded from outside, but was afraid to come in.

Xu Que quickly grabbed hold of his patch-filled blanket from his bed and wrapped it around himself. He then coughed and said, "Xiao Rou, Im fine, its only a superficial injury. Could you get me a set of clothes?

Amidst the gloomy scene, Xiao Rou replied , "Hold on!"

Xiao Rou left and the sound of footsteps could be heard.

Xu Que grinned and sat back in his bed while waiting for his clothes. The pungent smell of the ointment on his body caused him to pucker his eyebrows in disgust.

He waited and waited. Ten minutes passed and Xiao Rou still wasnt back.

Xu Que couldnt wait anymore. Maybe Xiao Rou has called for men to catch me? Damn it, this could be a big misunderstanding.

He quickly wrapped his blanket tightly around himself and jumped off the bed, ran to the door and quietly pulled his door ajar.

Peering outside the house, he was indeed in a poor and small village. On the opposite end, he could see a few similarly broken down old houses. The streets were unpaved and filled with yellow, muddy sand, making the area dusty.

However, this environment offered another outlook on life. Although outdated and rural, one could live closer to nature. One could also carefreely live their remaining days in this peaceful place.

At the same time, the town was unexpectedly quiet and the streets were filled with no one.

Xu Que couldnt care less about the beauty of the village. He hid behind the door and looked around for villagers but there was nobody.

"This is weird. I could hear movements outside a while ago. How did the village became deserted so shortly after Xiao Rou left?"

He started to frown, puzzling over the situation while getting ready to open the door to check things out.

Not too far off, the sound of concentrated footsteps could be heard. Clouds of sand dust could also be seen.

Several able-bodied villagers, armed with farming tools, were rushing towards the house Xu Que was in.

Xu Que opened his eyes wide in disbelief. Damn, she really called for the men to beat me up?

"Quick, we cant let an animal hurt our village," a dark and strong man shouted out.

Xu Que was speechless. Fuckers calling me an animal? Are they looking for a fight?

"Bang!"

He kicked the door open, exposing his smooth and silky body covered partially with a torn blanket. What an improper situation.

He started cursing at them. The men then froze with astonished looks on their faces staring at Xu Que.

"Eh, little doll, why are you out of bed?"

"Yes, didnt the physician say that your injuries were severe? Go lie down and leave matters to us, the few of us will definitely get that scoundrel out of the village."

"Yes, yes, yes. Quickly go rest and dont catch a cold."

Xu Que was stumped and blankly reentered the house.

"Are you kidding? You guys are not here to beat me up? Damn it, I thought you all were rushing to beat me up."

Since they werent here to scold me, who was the "animal" they were talking about? And Xiao Rou still isnt back. Im in a difficult position right now.

At this moment, Xu Que asked shockingly , "Hold on, what happened. Where is Xiao Rou?"

The few men replied blanky, "What? Little doll, dont you know what happened?"

"A ferocious beast came down from the mountains to hunt us villagers and got spotted by Xiao Rou who got everybody to help. The few of us were doing work and didnt know until the Wang family servant came and told us. As a matter of fact, we were rushing to help out."

"Yes, yes, we have to go. Little doll, please hide in the house for the time being and let us handle that animal. Lets all whip us a beastly feast tonight and have meat together."

The men finished then carried their hoes with high spirits before rushing out to the village entrance.

"Wild beast?"

Xu Que was stunned and stood still. He came into realization, scanned the house left and right and rushed towards a wooden wardrobe.

Amongst the mess of clothes, he pulled out a small, red cloth and wrapped the private area between his legs. He then donned on his blanket and scurried off to the village entrance.

He had decided to help without the knowledge of what kind of wild beast it is. Needing this many mens help, it must be unnatural.

Furthermore, since Xiao Rou was there too, it is a must to go. He could also "act tough", if the situation allowed to earn some acting tough points.

Xu Que was so quick that the blanket he donned fluttered with the wind. The red cloth he wrapped around his lower body made him look like a beggar version of a superhero of some sort.

Swoosh!

In a split second, Xu Que overtook those villagers, flashing past them and giving them a scare.

"What the, how is this little doll running so quickly? He doesnt even look like he is injured!"

"Could it be possible that he is that High Disciple from Martial Sect?

"Ding! Congratulations to host Xu Que for successfully acting tough discreetly. The reward is five acting tough points."

The system beep sounded in his mind in his tracks, startling him momentarily.

The fuck? When did I act tough?

Xu Que was stunned for a moment then regained his composure. Discreetly acting tough? It turned out that I subconsciously acted tough in front of the few villagers! And the reward was so high. 5 acting tough points in a shot?

Looks like the old saying was right Discreet acting tough is the most effective.

...

Very quickly, past the small road, there was a crowd not too far off. Each and everyone gathered at the village entrance. Coming from them were sounds of anger mixed with roars.

The sounds of anger were from the people and the roars were seemingly from the wild beast.

Xu Ques vision switched away from the crowd and in sight was a few able-bodied men and a wild beast.

The wild beasts frame was gigantic, akin to the size of a black ox, looking very strong and ferocious. However, it had a tigers head. Its roar was accompanied by sharp fangs and it was utterly terrifying and overwhelming.

Despite it, the few men did not retreat holding the hoes while standing at the front of the crowd, confronting with the wild beast.

Xu Que witnessed all these and shouted, "Let go of that beast!"

Swish!

In a moment, everybodys attention was on him.

Busy adjusting his blanket, Xu Que added, "Let me handle this!"

"Ah! Why are you here?", a shocked voice traveled from the crowd. It was Xiao Rou.

The rest of the villagers knew Xu Que too. With a change in tone, they exclaimed, "Kid, hurry back. If you move any closer, you will get hurt by the wild beast again."

"Right! You are injured. Hurry back!"

Before Xu Ques acting tough was completed, everybody gathered and blocked his way. Xu Que urgently responded, "Fellow villagers and elders, I do not have time to explain. Please let me handle this wild beast."

However, the villagers did not understand and were determined to block his path, insistently disallowing him to walk into his own death.

An elderly, leaning against his walking stick then walked out from the crowd. He sincerely advised, "Little doll! We all know that you have a kind heart but with your tiny frame and your injury, how could you stand a chance against the wild beast? Be good and dont force yourself. Look! The men are all already hurt by the wild beast."

Xu Que widened his eyes and proclaimed, "Everybody, I may look skinny! But I have fought and challenged hundreds of wild beasts before, ask Xiao Rou if you dont believe."

"Ah?"

Xiao Rou was confused, didnt you say dozens of wild beasts?

"Bang!"

Suddenly, sounds of agony could be heard.

Sand and dust filled the air at the village entrance. The countless gathered men flew and within the dust, hints of blood could be seen under the light.

The villagers in the midst of persuading Xu Que were shocked by the sound. Their face changed when they turned around.

Within the gradually subsiding sand dust, an enormous pitch-black figure emerged abruptly, roaring and dashing towards them!

"Roar!"

The roar sent an intimidating and terrifying atmosphere and everything seemed to momentarily come to a standstill.

Xiao Rou who was standing at the front of the crowd, turned white. Within her pupils, a pair of talons was increasingly becoming bigger...

A strong gust of wind swept the sand dust away, similar to a severe and harsh winter winds revealing the icy cold floor, about to rip Xiao Rous weak figure to shreds.

"Not good."

"Xiao Rou, escape!"

"Its over!"

The surrounding villagers cried out in alarm one after another as if they had already witnessed her impending bloody doom.

During this event of life and death, a body akin to lightning swiftly emerged from the crowd. He was wearing the "Red Underwear" and a wind-flowing "Cape", valiantly dashing in Xiao Rous direction.

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