1 chapter 1 don't give a fuck... not srry

Years ago a war caused by man ravaged the earth, Nothing could survive the cold harsh nuclear winters caused by ash in the upper atmosphere and hot burning sun during the day (Holy shit you would not believe how hot it is outside). Hmm... I lost my flow um um. It got so cold during the night as the sun set ice would form in the shadow of the sun. If you were to be caught in the shadow you would freeze to death in a matter of seconds. Enough setting the background, time to kick ass! Hi my name is Bob and I build things for our community, im the scapegoat of the group. Im always the one being blamed... "Hey why did you kill bill", said Kevin. "I didn't kill Bill the goddamn freezing temperatures did you ass hole." ,I said. Oooh here's another example if one of those shit moments in my life. "hey bob why did you cause this drought is it like you want us to die", Sharon said. I said in response, "well Sharon I didn't cause the drought maybe it's because it's a kajillion degrees outside and if I did have the ability to cause a drought and kill everyone it would have been awhile ago." Well I want to do something, go somewhere, fuck someone, I wanna go on an adventure (like one of those fun adventures with a good ending), hell no this probably has drugs, alcohol, and a tiny smidge of eroding faith that I will not die a horrible death. "WELL WELL WELL look who's finally moving out god damn it took you long enough.", mom. "oh I'm not moving out I'm going on a wholesome adventure", me sarcastically speaking. *whispering* "please kill him lord just help me this once", both parents. Well got all my supplies, I'll update you on my "wholesome" adventure soon. Till next time ba bye.😞