World of Fantasies

I slowly opened my eyes to reali—ahem, I mean to welcome the sunlight but...

Ouch, ouch!

It was too much! The sunlight was too much!

I immediately sat up and rubbed my eyes. I looked around and saw that I was in a wasteland.

Yup, a wasteland. The fuck? I was in my room watching a newly released anime but I was here all of a sudden.

I can already deduce with my goat mind that I am in another world but why wasteland?

Whyyyyy?

Haahh, in anime, protagonists are sent to a good place like a city or a forest but I am sent here in this wasteland.

Great...great work, the one who sent me here. Fuck you!!!

But as if to add more suffering in my already fucked up fate, I saw a boar running towards me.

Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

I immediately stood up and started running away from the boar.

As I was running, I looked behind and saw the boar closing the distance between us gradually.

"You son of a bitch! I didn't steal your wife nor slept with your daughter, so why are you running after me? I am virgin, I swear on my eternal virginity!" I said as I ran ahead of the motherducking boar.

I ran fast, so that I could escape from the idiotic boar.

I saw a big rock coming ahead but what could I do?

So, I just kept running and as I was close to it I put my feet on the rock and did a back flip over the boar.

The boar passed under me as it hit the rock.

BOOM!

A booming sound was heard but I was shocked that I could do something like this.

I looked at the rock and saw that boar was now stuck in the rock.

I made a smug smile before walking arrogantly toward the stuck boar who was trying his fullest to get out.

I touched it's back and spoke, "This is what you get for trying to hurt me! Now, burn in this heat!"

As I spoke that, after a moment, a fire escaped my hands and burned the boar into ashed.

I stumbled back and fell on my ass on the hot ground, causing me to stand up immediately and patted my ass due to heat.

I looked at my hands after patting my ass and shouted with joy and excitement, "I-I AM A PROTAGONIST!"

But the nature didn't want me be to happy, as I heard a loud roar.

ROAR!

FUCK THE NATURE!

I looked behind and saw a giant dragon staring at me from above. It was a western dragon with red scales while it has sapphire blue eyes.

Its reptilian eyes looked to be scanning me and I waved my hand at her before speaking, "Hello, man. How are you? So much hot today, isn't it?"

I spoke but unfortunately, the dragon roared again making me stumble back.

I looked at the dragon who moved its head to come to the same level as my head.

I gulped hard.

My hands were getting itch. I took a step back and spoke, "If you do something suspicious, I will...I will...I will fight you as I have powers with me now."

I could see the dragon looking at me like an idiot.

This dragon looked to be arrogant, really arrogant but I am a man,.who on first day, in the first hour, defeated a boar without any weapons.

So, I decided...I decided to...run away!