1 it is a whole new worldddd

on a planet far far away ,there was a young man waking up to heavy rock music that is being played outside , so early in the morning , he was shocked by it and fell off bed . this young man was short and looked rough , like he been through a lot in life , but that only gave him a certain charm a charm of a true man . this young man is of course our protagonist .

he lived in a cardboard like room 4x4 he had his closet , small bed and a desk with his laptop on it . he was shocked . why would our hero be shocked? well.... because this is not his room or his bed . i know i know you read many of those but this one is different . why you ask ? simple because i wrote it ...i need a reality check i know we getting off topic back to our special little guy ." what happened i fell asleep after fighting with my wife , about how she ALWAYS tired and ALWAYS have a headache , and she wished i would be in a world without women maybe then i would be more greatfull . but i do not understand how i end up here " . he walks out of the door and he realises he is dorm for college student . he notices and that the posters have cheer leading teams of men only he thought that was weird but did not focus on it too much .

he walks out of the dorm and first thing he sees is this festival decoration everywhere and he sees the metal band playing far away and a crowd of people screaming nothing explained how he ended up here or what happened nothing is out of the ordinary.he looks around and realises there is no women or girls or anything of the female gender for all that matters.

'that is very weird what kinda of festival has rock music and starts so early in the morning without any women '

he walks around until he sees a short skinny man wearing some kind of uniform coming straight to him .

he noticed that the man kept looking at him weird "sir how can i help you .you keep staring at me "

the skinny man pauses and then says "can i know your name please"

the young man finds this man very weird but tells him his name anyway he might know something that could help "my name is jack Daniels now can you tell me why you staring at me and asking for my name"'

the skinny man looks at from head to toe and says in a very interrogating manner "you are different you are not like us something about you is different i just do not know what it is where are you from and how come i never seen you before "

jack is shocked he woke up in a weird university and in a completely different place and now he is being told he different for no reason .jack is starting to get annoyed by everything and this man might have been the push over the edge for him "EXCUSE ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM DIFFERENT AND HOW IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS WHERE I AM FROM " .

the skinny man was taken back he did not expect this reaction and realised he might have came off a bit too strong he bow down and says "i apologise i was indeed rude but i recommend you tone your voice down .as for who i am ,i am the campus security and we had reports about shady people moving around so i still need you to answer my questions or i might have to take you with me for detaining "

and here ladies and gentlemen this is where our hero made a big boy mess in his pants.

jack loses all colour in his face completely panics and freezs in his place, and out of the blue a very ordinary looking dude pats jacks shoulder "hey man i been looking for you all over the place i can not believe you finally decided to leave your dads basement "

jack is completely shocked not knowing who this man is or what is happening but he knows this man is trying to help him "heeey sorry i was lost i have not went out in so long captain this is my friend we were planing to meet so i have to apologise cant help you with your search"

seeing all this the captain still feeling something weird "josh since when you know this young man i never seen you with him "

that minute jack found out the blue mans name is josh and realised they know each other.

josh looks at the captain "he is my childhood friend he went through some problems when he was little and never left home after "

the captain looks at jack . jack looks down acting as he is remembering some painful memories .

the captain finally gives up "ok you two enjoy the festival and if you ever need any help young man here is my number " and he leaves .

jack finally breaths of relief his heart calming down and the wiping all the sweat on his face jack turns around "thank you for helping me "

josh looks at him grabs his arm and handcuffs him "now you are mine i do not know where you from or who you are but you obviously here illegally this is the little boys dorm now follow me and if you make a sound i will scream that you have been attacking the little boys in their rooms you will be dead before anyone checks on you "

and that finally pushes jack over the edge and loses his mind and everything goes black for him ...