1 Orion Ollivander

"Orion!! Come to the shop. Mrs. Malfoy is asking for you.", an old man shouted from an old shop in a busy street of Daigon Alley.

"Coming. old man." Orion ran out of the room from the first floor and came to the ground floor in one breath.

"Orion. Come here to your aunt." Narcissa Malfoy reached out to the Orion, grabbed him, and squeezed him. Orion was suffocating between her boobs. Orion thought he would die a second time and this time it would be quite painful. Imagine being suffocated to the death between the boobs of one of the sexiest women in the world. (**Damn mf living the dream of countless readers.**)

Well, you heard it right. Orion doesn't want to die the second time.

Orion POV

"Damn it, woman. Leave me alone." Orion thought. "I don't want to die a second time." Yes, This is my second life. In my previous life, I was a big Naruto fan.

During the corona pandemic, I was watching Naruto for the 10th time. I was also a fan of movies and animes. And, one day I died. Yes, I died. The thing is, ever since lockdown, I used to stay awake till 2-3 'o clock in the morning and wake up at 6 am. For, months this happened. And, one day I was watching harry potter deathly hallows part II for the 7th time and suddenly everything blurred and the next thing I know is I'm in a white room.

"Yo! kid Sup?" There was a black old man. and 7 black people behind him. "Am I kidnapped?" I thought to myself. Damn, these people. Why would they kidnap me? With courage, I said, "You kidnapped the wrong guy."

Then the old man laughed. Have I seen him before?? It seems my memory was hazy. Damn, son of a gun. Morgan Freeman. And, those behind him are coffin guys. Am I in one of the documentaries of Morgan Freeman. This must be it. "But, where are the cameras?" I was thinking aloud and it reached his ear. Then he laughed again.

It was embarrassing. Being laughed at, and in the show of one of the few people, who netizens around the globe thought to be a god in human form. Damn it. Damn it.

"Don't think too much kid. You're dead.", He suddenly said.

"What? Are you kidding? This must be your Documentary about god and I'm your guinea pig this time. Don't joke with me.", I lashed out. "Give me an autograph then let me go and we will forget about you kidnapping me or else I will ...." Before I could conclude he suddenly vanished from his seat and appeared before me. His gaze was piercing and I felt as if I was naked. "Damn, He has got presence. No wonder people used to say he is god in human form."

Then he again laughed. Then he swayed his hands and there appeared a TV in the room. On the T.V was me watching Deathly Hallows Part II and screaming, "Damn, if I was there I would have Rasengan the troll in the first year. I would have made the Basilisk my pet in the second year. I would have done this and done that.." I was speechless and embarrassed, again. Now, suddenly the man on the screen felt dizzy and fell down on the table. And there was silence in the room while the post-credit was going on in the laptop inside the T.V.

"Am I really dead?", I asked. My whole body was trembling with excitement.

He was amazed at my reaction. "I didn't think that reaction to be a possibility." "And, yes, you're dead."

"Then, are you god?", I asked with hope.

"Yes. I think I told you earlier.", replied God.

"Yes. you told me earlier but I wanted to make sure. Ok, I'm dead. Now, what?" I asked being a little afraid. I was thinking I might go to hell as I masturbated a lot and it is sin in any religion.

He laughed. I didn't speak this time. "He must have read my mind. That's the only possibility.", I thought.

"Well, I was bored and chose a mortal world to watch them. I saw everyone was busy. Everyone was doing something. Some were happy, some were sad, some were angry, some were doing crimes, some were doing sins, some were lamenting some were praying to the gods. Some were asking for forgiveness some were asking for riches some were asking for beauties and all. Out of all those people, there was a kid who intrigued me. He wasn't asking for anything but he was lashing out at me. At least, Once in a lifetime, every mortal respect me, pray me but there was just one sentence on that kid's mouth. Fuck God...Fuck...Fuck...Fuck...", and he looked at me.

I was visibly afraid. That was me. I hated God because I always thought I didn't belong to this world. I belonged, but my otaku brain didn't want to admit it. I always loved the reincarnation fanfic with some cheats good and wanted that. I always prayed the god to do the same to me as in fanfics. But, countless praying didn't work and I was angry at him. Rest is history. "I made this fucking god angry.", I thought in low voice.

He again read my mind. He laughed. I was right, this Fucker. He looked directly at my eyes and said what I least expected, "I will reincarnate you in Harry Potter world with the Naruto system."

I was listening to him with all my attention trying not to miss anything. He continued, "You won't get power directly but only the knowledge of both worlds."

"Let's do some dealings" I didn't even care where I was and the position I was in. He looked at me with an amused face. "Well, Let's talk about it."

After some hour of bargaining, we reached the deal.

"Ok. Good Luck Kiddo. Entertain me.", God gave me thumbs up and my body was blurring. Then suddenly I passed out. The next thing I knew was, I was a baby. Around me was some fighting going on. There were some green and red lights and at first, I thought it to be a magic show. But then I found it was light from the killing curse.

"Integrating system!!"

"Installing system!!"

"During installing the system host's soul gets absolute defense."

I was intrigued by the system voice. After some time the fighting stopped. A man with one big eye came up to me and picked me up from the cradle. "Oi, Dumbledore what should we do with this Devil's Spawn?? " He should be Alastor Moody aka Mad eyed Moody. Suddenly an old voice came over. "Put that kid in the cradle. Don't touch him. He should be the "butcher" in the prophecy."

Alastor Moody just dropped me and I fell back in the cradle. It hurt. I was emotionally hurt than physically by a few times. Dumbledore's words hurt me. I always thought he was a nice old man at least to the children, but the reality disappointed me. Dumbledore came near me, "Hmm. There is a dark magic trace. And, the light is too. But, the dark magic is prominent."

"Where is that bitch's son? Let me kill that devil's spawn.", A red-haired woman came into my view. "Dumbledore that bitch killed my siblings. Let me kill her spawn." Dumbledore was about to speak and the red-haired woman waved her wand, "Avada KeDavra" The last thing I saw was the green light coming towards me.

********Trade with GOD********

GOD- Kid you will get a system with detailed knowledge from naruto world and harry potter world. Also, some other knowledge from some worlds.

Orion- I want something more. You don't expect me to be in a world where there are people who can kill you, mind rape you(legilimacy), fry your body and brain(curses), kill you with a flick of a wood(wand) and...

GOD- Fine. I will add some more. The system gives you Gamer's Mind and a minor gamer's Body. You will get status, information, inventory, function. You will also have a mission tab. You can discard the mission or complete it. Your wish.

Orion- I also want a soul world(Universe).

GOD- Why would you need it?? (Reads my mind). Oh, that's why. Fine. Well, make use of the world. You can literally hide people and things in here. You can have your own army and the world won't know it. This is broken beyond recognition. Just don't use it for breaking the world apart.

You have some restrictions in the world. You will have access to the solar system in your space. As you grow up, I will slowly break the restrictions, and you will have access to other things and places. I will have a surprise for you in your world. As for what it is explore it yourself.

Orion- That's fine. Also, allow me to contact you using the system.

GOD- That's good. I'm also bored talking to you. Now for the family, you want to be born into. Let me say the perks of being born in different families, families like Gaunts and Black allow you to have more talent in Dark magic. Weasly and Bones allow having talents in anti-curses. Well, if you are strong enough then these little talents held no meaning. These talents just give you a head start in those fields. Later, these talents will have no meaning. Ok, As for Malfoy, Malfoy blood allows you to have talents in...

(Orion interrupts the god)

Orion- I will be born as Olivander.

GOD- Are you sure? questions the Orion.

Orion- (excitedly)yes. As for why read my mind.

"You tricky child. Good choice. Ok, now you go. Get lost and don't forget to entertain me.", God waved his hand and Orion started fading. One last time God looked at the kid in front of him and gave him a thumbs up. "(Sigh) Kid, Hope you help me in what I should have done. Just don't disappoint me like those fools." God waves his hands. "Oi, coffin guys. Go and bring those fucking sinners here. Let me enjoy some soul torture."

*******Trade End******

Next Chapter: Waking Up and Some truth.