5 5]Academy

"How Noisy," Akihiro said.

"I know, some people don't know when to shut up" Harumi agreed.

"I mean I get they are excited but can't they keep their excitement quite like the Aburame there" Akihiro pointed at a child wearing a hoodie covering his head and face, who was practically vibrating from excitement.

Harumi frowned and Hit Akihiro's hand, "Pointing at someone is rude."

"I get it, no need to hit me," Akihiro Blankly said, making Harumi sigh.

"So is it just me or are there too many Clan heirs here, like did they decide to make a baby at the same time?" Akihiro asked.

Hearing this Harumi burst out laughing.

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"Ahem" ???

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Hearing someone cough the Duo looked at the source of the Sound and saw the Uchiha Fugaku his Wife Uchiha Mikoto, Their Son Itachi, and Sasuke.

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The duo looked at the Uchiha family without emotion and the Uchiha family looked at them awkwardly.

"So did you plan to make a Baby at the same time?" The Brother and Sister duo asked together.

Fugaku facepalmed, Mikoto burst out laughing, Itachi Chuckled and Sasuke was confused.

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"Long time no see Harumi-Chan," Mikoto said and Fugaku nodded.

Itachi just waved.

"You know them?" Akihiro asked.

"Yup I went to their house sometimes along with Izumi-Chan," Harumi said smiling.

"Heh..so you're her brother..you're even cuter than Harumi said," Mikoto said.

Akihiro was weak to praises in his previous life and that trait was carried on to his new life as well, He made a smug face making Mikoto hug him, Startling Sasuke.

After getting released from Heaven(Mikoto's breasts) The Hokage's speech started.

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'Well this is bad, wow this is bad my sister is a friend of the Head of the Clan who is going to get murdered along with her best friend, and her best friend's boyfriend is going to do that, even more amazing,

AH damnit, I'm pretty sure that I can match up to Itachi's Taijutsu and Ninjutsu around the Time the Uchiha Massacre happens, I don't want my sister to cry, after all just seeing their conversation they are pretty close to each other….AHHH damnit….

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Why did my sister have to make friends with the most troublesome bunch, Normally I wouldn't have bothered with the Uchiha Massacre…but now…I have to save at least Izumi so that at least her best friend can make her stop crying,

Who am I kidding Izumi just got her Mother Murdered as well by her boyfriend, what are the chances of her crying will make my sister cry as well, agh this is like Sophie's choice' Akihiro thought.

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Akihiro shook his thought dispelling his head of troublesome thoughts and focused on the Hokage and in seconds defocused from him.

Akihiro's disappointment was written all over his face, Hiruzen was..weak….way weaker than when he was in his prime, hell he even hunched a little.

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Unlike the Old looking monsters from other anime Like Yamamoto Genryusai, who made everyone scared of him, The Hokage wasn't anything like that, seeing his Aura around him Akihiro could easily say that Minato should not have died seeing this old man in front of him.

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He didn't have the Aura of a Leader but of a Grandfather, something which was not that good, seeing him like this Akihiro could assure his theory that Orochimaru attacked the leaf to progress it into a new era and not keep it in its old era, however, he didn't know whether the new era was good or not that was left up to his Friends Jiraiya and Tsunade.

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After a few minutes had passed which felt like an eternity…Akihiro Leaned against his sister, "Does he realize no one is listening to him…Except for the Civilians," He muttered.

Harumi almost laughed but Izumi covered her mouth, Fugaku's Mouth twitched, Mikoto started Vibrating holding her laugh in, Itachi had his eyes closed trying not to laugh and Sasuke was confused.

"Man the Deaths during the Second and Third shinobi world would have been so less if the Hokage 'Talked' during the whole war," Harumi said a little louder this time.

"I bet the Kyuubi would have fallen asleep" Akihiro said hitting the last nail of the Coffin and breaking the Dam of laughter.

Every adult was laughing this time except the Civilians who were angy after all sucking the Hokage's dick is the Best thing they can do in their entire life and a person ridiculing the person whose dick was being sucked by them doesn't leave a good taste in their mouth.

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[AN- Get it?]

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Hell, even the Hokage laughed a little but then became quiet remembering he was being ridiculed here.

And Sasuke was confused.

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[AN- And Sasuke was confused is equal to 'Fees tune di nahi' and 'Yaha par aisa hi hota hai' Indians will realize what I am talking about]

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After ridiculing the Hokage—I mean after The Hokage's speech Akihiro Took lots of Sasuke's chakra when they were going to Our classroom, Akihiro took it secretly and kept it stored away, he didn't need Ashura's chakra because Akihiro already took it when Naruto was beaten down a few days back when he was taking him to the Hospital, with this he 'Mixed' 50% of Both Ashura and Indra's Chakra together and they started to form Hagoromo's chakra automatically.

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[AN- He can absorb chakra and keep it stored away so I'm pretty sure he can mix it in the seal as well]

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Now with one of the most important thing done which many protagonists do in Chapter 393 done in Chapter 9, Akihiro Happily moves ahead to his classroom, Class 1-A.

'I probably got 1-A instead of 1-B is probably because my sister is smart and ranks No.1 in her grade since Itachi already Graduated and they (Academy People?) think I am going to be as well, not that they are wrong' Akihiro thought and entered the Classroom.

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After entering the classroom Akihiro's ear was raped by the [SCREAM OF BANSHEES], causing Akihiro to delete his ears.....He used chakra and blocked any sound to be heard by him.

After looking around and saw quite a lot of females(Not going to call them girls) looking at him? Oh, he took a step back and saw all of them looking at Sasuke.

Not wanting to get involved in this Akihiro patted Sasuke's back and walked away to the Protagonist's seat, and then he sat there…..

"What a drag" ???

Akihiro heard and looked behind seeing a boy who had his hair u in a tie, which looked strangely like a pineapple…and the boy next to him was eating quite a lot of chips.

"Nice to meet you I'm Sasaki Akihiro" Akihiro introduced himself.

"Oh, I'm Nara Shikamaru"

"And I am Akimichi Choji"

"Nice to meet you two," Akihiro said and started talking about random stuff with the other two.

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."Alright everyone is quiet!"??? screamed.

Hearing an adult's voice everyone settled down.

Suddenly a boy came inside the classroom and sat next to me…..He was Naruto.

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"That was extremely close you know and this is the first day," Akihiro told Naruto.

"Yeah I know but I kinda overslept -Dattebayo," Naruto said.

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After Harumi saved Naruto when he was small Akihiro and Naruto had become friends and usually used to fuck around all the time and prank people and Akihiro could confidently say that he was like a brother to Naruto.

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"Ahem My name is Umino Iruka and I am going to be your Classroom teacher until you Graduate....." Iruka said.

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"My name is Sasaki Akihiro and My dream Is to become the Pirate King," Akihiro said proudly and sat down.

"The heck is a Pirate King" Iruka muttered and forgot about it soon after.

Soon Naruto Burst everyone's ear's during his Introduction the class soon came to an end.

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"Now then I hope we can get along for the next seven years," Iruka said and was interrupted as he was leaving the classroom.

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"Sensei can I reduce that 7 years to 7 Months?" Akihiro asked.

Akihiro didn't want to get involved with the problematic Konoha 9 as much as he wants to join a team with them the Cons weigh out the pros.

In short, everyone in Konoha 9 is incompetent so he just wants to skip him being in the Konoha 9 and probably become a Jonin by the time Konoha 9 graduates from the Academy.

Everyone was surprised by what they heard, everyone wanted to punch Akihiro once or twice to beat down his arrogance a notch but before they could do that Iruka started speaking.

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"Um, you are talking about the Early Graduation I see…well sadly Hokage-sama has removed Early graduation so you will have to spend 7 years here," Iruka said shattering Akihiro's surging happiness.

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[AN- Akihiro does not need to stay with the Konoha 9 I mean why should he even bother with them. And training by putting his life at risk during missions is far better than any kind of training a person can do, After all, Akihiro still doesn't know the fear which comes with putting his life on the line]

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