33 Chapter 33: Gifts and an Experiment.

[Congratulations to Aster for receiving an SSS-rank-skill, Space Manipulation.]

[Congratulations to Madoka for receiving an S-rank-ability, Riding Mastery.]

[Congratulations to Koro Sensei for receiving an SS-rank-physique, Anti-Matter Physique<Perfect>.]

[Congratulations to Tatsuya for receiving an S-rank-item, Mana Core.]

[Congratulations to Titania for joining the Chat Group, reward generated, Second Origin.]

Aster: "Say, Koro Sensei, what do you think would have happened if your old anti-matter infused cells were to be met with the new and perfected version of anti-matter?"

Korogane: "That would have been pretty ugly, my cells would mutate to fuse with the perfected version and would have a qualitative update, but it would cause them to come at a standstill between the perfect and the experimental version I had."

Aster: "With you becoming a clean slate again, the perfected version of antimatter was able to have a perfect infusion and grant you the best of its abilities without being influenced by the older version."

Korogane: "Thanks for the heads up, but it was a real close shave, but the rewards are worth it. Now only if I could bring her back..."

Erza: "All of that aside, how did @Aster know what gifts we will get?"

Aster: "The shop menu shuffled your gifts because it was stuck when the Chat was extracting Erza's welcome gift. The gifts were named on the shop log when the timer started, this might be a little bug but I don't think that this will repeat itself."

Amelia: "@Aster, I think that the time dilation from the Fairy Tail world was different from mine, how long did you stay in that world?"

Aster: "Two days and a half I guess, why?"

Amelia: "It's been two and a half days for you, but for the rest of us, it's been five months for us."

Queen of Nightmares: "Thank God I did not go on the quest, my family would have reported me missing."

Kazuma: "All of that aside, Aster became even more dangerous, while Koro Sensei just went version 2.0 and Tatsuya, who was already on the planetary level is now able to use fantasy magic as well. Madoka's gift seems a bit lack lustre compared to the others."

Madoka: "Don't underestimate this, I can ride anything now, from dragons to spaceships. It's quite good if you ask me."

Aster: "@Fury, send me a truck of ice cream in chocolate, oreo, and butterscotch flavors, the first day of every month."

Fury: "Huh, why would I do that for?"

Madoka: "In exchange for a promise that I won't ride a Dragon to New York City tomorrow."

Fury: "This is blackmail and extortion, @Amelia, arrest them!!"

Amelia: "You got a never-ending supply and even if you did not, a truck won't cost you that much in the face of what a dragon would, right?"

Fury: "You... You are in cahoots with them! How could you fucking do this, aren't you supposed to be fair?"

Amelia: "I am, and Aster promised me a fair share in the ice cream and I reciprocated in kind to be fair and judge that the transaction is done 'fairly', simple, right?"

Fury: "What a good, 'fairness', 'simple' my tanned ass. I can't believe that these mother*uckers are blackmailing me with public safety and Amelia, why the fuck are you not worried about the statute of secrecy and the MACUSA?"

Aster: "Simple, they have me to deal with the muggles and MACUSA would be happier to be on my side, any day of the year."

Amelia: "Aster is going to be coronated as the Winter Warlock with the Frozen Lands as his territory, so it would be wiser for them not to challenge a sovereign lord with no lawbook nor trade relations."

Kazuma: "Wait, Aster is a King?"

Queen of Nightmares: "Wow, but he really suits the image of royalty."

Erza: "That he does, even in my world, people asked him if he was a runaway prince. HAHA"

Korogane: "@Queen of Nightmares, why don't you change your name?"

Queen of Nightmares: "The title suits me, humph~"

Fury: "It would have if you were a succubus, but you don't have those curves, so just pick another name."

Kazuma: "+1."

Korogane: "+1."

Aster: "+1."

Amelia: "+1."

Erza: "+1."

Tatsuya: "+1."

Ruri: "Fine, but I really hate you guys, and you badly bully, just you wait, I will definitely have my revenge. A Lannister always pays his debts, remember that."

Aster: "Fury has it coming. One thing you should never do in a dungeon dive, do you know what that is @Fury?"

Fury: "I am not afraid, and no, what is it?"

Kazuma: "Never piss the healer off. Even the great me surrendered before this clause, what makes you so great?"

Madoka: "The clause is for the weak, the restriction is for the weak, the laws are for the weak, only the strong are free. But Fury, you are weak, you have no right to choose, for the weak don't have rights or dignity."

Koro Sensei: "Yeah, @Fury, you can do anything as long as you are strong like me, Aster, Madoka, and Tatsuya. We can wipe the planet off, so pissing off the healer does not worry us, but you on the other hand should be careful.

Aster: "I got space manipulation, so I think I can visit the worlds I have been to, along with a lot of other neat stuff, like teleportation, freezing space, shortening it, extending it, destroying it and so much more that I have not tried out yet."

Korogane: "The light magic is really handy, I can use illusion magic like Mavis now. Aster, can you make an aurora?"

Aster: "Sure, want to come to my world, I recently got some ice Dragons."

Korogane: "Alright, just wait for me a bit, oh, and you will be surprised to see me now, the reward has changed my looks."

[Koro Sensei sent a picture.] [pic here.]

Kazuma: "Damn, you just went from octo to hunko, damn that's unfair."

Fury: "Why did I not get a fucking makeover?"

Kazuma: "If this goes on, all the girls would be monopolized by these to riajuus. Why is life so unfair?"

Ruri: "Don't worry, these two are off the shelves, while you are in the market, so get out there and grab that loli explosion mage."

Koro Sensei: "Unlike us, you can have a harem. All you have to do is open your eyes and learn to tolerate a bit more NYUHUUHU~"

Aster: "Hey, why am I off the shelf?"

Amelia: "You will understand that when you grow up."

Fury: "I'm gonna tell him."

Ruri: "Don't you dare!"

Fury: "I mother*ucking do dare!"

Madoka: "You live on ****** street right?"

Aster: "Fury, what are you hiding from me? If you don't want to wake up to an ice age, spill the beans."

Fury: "Wait, I will tell alright? You and Koro can't fuck, I said it!"

Aster: "Why would I want to do that?"

Fury: "You can't do that, if you do the woman might get hypothermia or might even freeze, while Koro might obliterate her with his speed."

Korogane: "Aster, you mind a permanent cresent moon?"

Aster: "Go ahead. I want to see how he explains that."

Kazuma: "Moral of the story, 'Don't offend the bigshots.'"

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Aster tried tearing space to make portals and for a small distance it was alright, but the amount of calculations needed or distant or world travel was very well beyond him right now.

Koro Sensei came to Aster's world and the first thing he noticed was that he was somehow in a washroom and before him was a naked fury with a shower cap on his bald head and strawberry pink shorts.

The two looked at each other and Koro Sensei took out his camera and started snapping pics at Mach 40 speeds while he felt that he could go higher.

The pics were taken and Koro Sensei reached London before Fury could cover his body and scream.

"You voyeur mother*ucker!!!!!" screamed a bald one-eyed man somewhere in the US of A.