Chapter Two
"Indeed, dark energy can be used to power my formation. That archnemesis of mine really did find a way to extract dark energy. This device of his creates a magnetic field that simulates a gravitational one. This gravitational field somehow interacts with the dark energy and bends it into our plane. I haven't confirmed any properties of dark energy yet though. Whatever I am not a physicist after all." Robert said to himself.
"Now I need some kind of conductor for it. I hope holding Flori's device close to my formation will work. His scetches do indicate, that this works a bit like induction. Now comes the painful part."
Robert took out a scalpel, took out the scetch of the formation, he designed, took of his shirt and began scratching it on his stomach.
"Fuck that hurts like hell and I am only done with about one fifth of the whole formation. I am gonna need more whiskey for that." He concluded and took a big gulp of his cheap whiskey. After about 30 more minutes of pain he was finished and burned his wounds with his soldering iron to stop the bleeding.
"I hope my calculations are correct, if they are I'll be gone from this dimension. I just hope that i won't be entering the other dimension in a void, that would suck. Actually I don't care, if this works I would be willing to die with the knowledge of being a goddamn genius."
Robert plugged his USB C Cable (how convinient) out of Flori's device and pressed the start button. After about 30 seconds the little LCD screen turned on and showed a full battery.
"Guess this is it, I hope I don't just exlode, like the lab that Flori used, haha! Here goes nothing!"
He evaporated on the spot... Just to be recreated in the seventh dimension of reality at the same spot, wich turned out to not be a void.
"Holy fuck im awesome, it worked and I am not in a void!" The now young and naked Robert exclaimed. He found himself in a forest on a mountain range. All around him giant trees, that looked like oaks but were much bigger at a height of about 200 meters [hell yeah metric system].
(It seems like my body got reformed too. I guess its because my genetics got copied and not my actual cells. That leaves two questions open: why don't I have amnesia and why is this formation still on my stomach. I will find out soon enough i guess. I just hope the explanation isn't anything like a soul or something…)
With that in mind Robert began to explore his surroundings and look out for potential food and water sources. (I need a weapon though, just in case, that the animals here are just as big as the trees, that would fuck me up good otherwise.)
He broke of a branch of a young oak and took a splitted stone to sharpen the tip.
(God bless I watched a lot of bear grylls back in the day, I just hope I won't have to drink my own piss…)
When the sun was about to set, Robert heard some noises in the vicinity. Sure as hell it was a giant boar with three not so small freshlings. (Fuck, this will be tricky)
The boar wasn't very amused seeing Robert, how dare he show his dick infront of her freshlings, it may or may not have thought, because the next moment it angrily rushed towards Robert, who held his makeshift spear forwards and hoped he wouldn't instantly be killed after coming to this dimension.
THUMP. Robert impailed the boar but was flung four meters backwards.
"Damnit, I must have broken an arm. At least I killed it though, wich means food."
While Robert was complaining about his broken arm, the freshlings began to chew on their mother. They started feasting on her. "Damnit, piss off you little shits. This is my food! Since when were boars equiped with thse kind of teeths anyways, I always thought all you would do is dig around in dirt!"
Seemingly understanding Robert's insulting words they started chasing him with their sharp teeths flashing. ( Fuck I can't use my spear with my right arm broken, I need to dip!)
He started running surprisingly fast.
"Haha you little bitches won't catch me with my young athletic body!" The boars started becoming faster and faster. (I won't be getting far if these bastards are getting faster.)
After about 30 minutes of chase, salvation for Robert. A group of four people, wearing fancy robes spotted him running away.
One of the threw a fireball at the chasing freshling, killing all of them in the blast.
"You asshole you could have killed me!!! What were you thinking?!"
"Be quiet you pervert! Walking around naked you aren't any better than these boars anyways. And be thankful that my senior brother safed you!" The only girl of the group shouted back angrily.
"Anny calm down, I did almost kill him and I am sure he has his reasons for ahm being naked."
The dude who threw the fireball answered.
"That's right I do have my reasons for being naked…"
Robert stopped. ( Damn I can't tell them I just got teleported over from another dimension can I?
I hope the fireball- guy is naive and won't ask any further questions, I wonder how he did it though.)
"Thank you for saving me, I was in a nasty situation if it wasn't for you. My name is Robert, what is your's if I may ask." Robert asked, as he tried to distract them from the fact, that he was naked.
"Saving you is my duty as a righteous sect's disciple after all." Fireball- Guy said smugly.
"As for our names, this is Anny, the big guy is Lukas, but he doesn't talk much and he is Magnus, as for me I am Willi." Willi introduced.
(Haha Fireball Willi, what a doofus.)
"Here take these, they are my second set of sunshine sect's outer disciple robes." He said as if to brag and pulled a set of robes out of thin air. (Outer disciple? Weird flex but okay. He is a real magician though.)
"Thank you very much." Robert said as he put on his new clothes. "Can you guys take me with you? I am kind of lost."
"Sure thing." Willi answered, "We are close to the sect anyways, I will introduce you to our outer sect elder, maybe he will admit you to our sect. We would be fellow disciples by then, haha!"
(I would rather not become a member of a "sunshine" sect.)
"Yea I would really like that." lied Robert.