1 Talk Over A Cup Of Tea

"Raju went mad!"

I almost spurted mouthful of tea i was drinking, after hearing what my friend had just said.

"Raju shaved his head. Broked his guitar. Now he wanders half naked in streets. And at night he run behind the dogs." Continued my friend.

Of course I didn't believe my friend. Raju was, after all, a singer, a dancer, an actor, and as rich as any boy can possibly be in our area. So I asked, "How did Raju went mad?"

"He smoked so much weed that he fried his brain out! As he was tripping out of his mind, he tripped on his own bike. Then, he crushed his newly bought bike along with his friend's scooter who was laughing at him." Said my friend, "And he went to police station and yelled, TAKE MY BLOOD!"

I almost dropped tea cup I was holding, "Why would he go to the police station and say take my blood?"

"How should I know?" He shrugged, "After he ran up and down in 5 story building, for an half hour straight, while laughing hysterically like he was being possessed, he suddently said he's going to die! Then he took a cab and went to police station."

After hearing someone got so high he thought he's going to die from being high, and instead of sitting at one place until his high wears off, for some reason he decided to take a blood taste and for some reason instead of going to hospital he decided to go police station, I too remember something!

"Do you know Saju married a bulldozer?"

"You *cough* *cough* you mean that Saju? Raju's half brother? Who worked in construction line?" Now it was my friend who choked on tea.

"Yes, I attended his wedding." I sipped tea, "The hall was bustling with 20000 guest and a big yellow bulldozer!"

With trembling voice he asked, "Why marry a bulldozer?"

"How should I know?" I shrugged, "But his marriage with bulldozer quickly gone viral all over the media. Reporters were swarming outside of marrige hall like group of beggers to get piece of action. Then finally, after marriage ceremony was over, he was asked in interview, "Why marry a bulldozer?" But I'm telling you his reply was hysterical!"

"What? What did he said?" Friend asked impatiently.

I sipped tea and looked at distance horizon, "He said. "Because I love my work. It's my passion, my dream, my future and..... I am high as f*ck on cocaine right now!"

Seeing my friend silent, I took another sip, "It was deadly silent that time. Only sound of camera and mic dropping from reporters could be heard. But there was one reporter manged to gather courage and asked, "Why are you admiting to drugs abuse on national TV?"

"I don't know myself." Saju laughed, "But I think it has something to do with LSD paper in my mouth!"

I took another sip and sighed, "Later he got arrested and his bulldozer was confiscated by authorities. Their love story ended up in tragedy!"

After that I didn't said anything neither my friend, we just kept sipping our tea looking at the sunset.

So kids! Moral of the story is don't do drugs or you might end up in jail, or worse, get married to bulldozer!