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While Others Cultivate, I Use My Unique RPG Leveling System to Cultivate Smut Romance With Their Girlfriends!

Did I reincarnate? Or was I transported to an Isekai cultivation world? To be honest, I have no clue! What matters is that I turned from being useless, bullied, and trash, to fully-fledged garbage in my new cultivation world! But what is this strange bleep that keeps ringing in my ears? Is this some kind of system? Oh God! Did you gift me such a cliché, right at the start of my journey? Wait, why are you trying to kill me? Did I do something to you? Stand back or I will be forced to use unstoppable Exhudia! Tell me, what did she do for you to treat your significant other in this way? Let me show you how girlfriends should be taken care of! Wait, everyone was always telling me that demons are bad, so why is this demonic queen trying to seduce me? Wait! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SWORD! I just came back from a mission and was promised at least a half a year of break. Why are you bothering me again with something as silly as subjugating a devil general? ********************** Discord link: https://discord.gg/pJTVGZZ ********************* DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover. It was made with the help of fellow author(ess?) with the usage of possibly copyrighted images. If you own the rights to any part of the cover and want me to take it down, please, inform me on my discord or comment.

MotivatedSloth · Eastern
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Battlesmut (smut/gore)

Rage.

That's the only emotion that exists in my heart and soul right now. 

WHO DARE TO INTERUPT MY TIME WITH EVE LIKE THAT?!

Sliding off the head of my beloved, I make sure that she isn't choking after this sudden liquid injection to her throat, before letting reining my anger and peeking out from the hole that's left. Thank God that I didn't make our hut entirely over the ground, because we would be swept along with the walls! While the materials that we used to make them couldn't do us real harm, pulling out a shattered piece of wood from one ass or even worse - penis, isn't the sort of experience that I would like to go through.

Looking outside our not-so-comfortable hole, I couldn't locate the source of the attack. At this moment I started regretting that I never bothered to create some sort of armour or at least a padded clothing. If I could create sword as awesome as Windslord with just the first levels of bad smithing and levelling up nightvision all the way to even higher levels was so cost-efficient, I'm sure that if I were to create an entire set of equipment for both me and Eve, this kind of attack wouldn't as dangerous for us!

Yes, I admit it. While I thought of the consequences of getting blasted away by this explosion in a jokingly manner, I only wanted to improve my own mood before heading to the fight. As the ancient military saying goes, the most important soldier's weapon is his morale!

No matter how stupid it is, we can't keep hiding in this hole forever. Since someone attacked it, they were bound to know that we were inside. It's not like we were trying to mull our voices at all, so even the biggest idiot on earth would come to the right conclusion about our place of being and type of activity that we were enjoying.

Since this kind of attack came, I need to figure out a way to exit the hole without exposing myself for a sure hit. Cleaning up the only obstacle in the immediate surroundings was probably just a move serving to ensure that the next attack wouldn't be obstructed by enemy field of view!

Just as I'm trying my best to think of any viable solution, a sudden shriek resounds in my eyes, before I can see Pengu's body lifelessly falling from a high altitude and crashing down on earth.

In one single moment, the entire world blurs, as if my eyes got covered by a red muslin. 

"I will fucking kill you!"

I'm the only one who can ravage those cute penguins! How dare you hurt my pengu!

"Blop!"

"Fucking kill sequenced ability discovered!"

"Do you wish to activate?"

Wait, fucking kill? No matter how shaken I'm by the sight of motionless Pengu lying right on the ground just a few meters away from me, the ridiculousness of this motion is simply too much to skim over it. But wait, did Bonger ever cheated or me or suggested something that was wrong for my future?

YES, ACTIVATE!

What was the world shrouded in the red mist before, turned completely stale for now. All movements of the flora around me, raising of Eve's chest prompted by her breathing stops as if she turned into a coloured ice sculpture. Just after enough time for me to marvel at this insane scene, the entire world starts whirling around me.

"Blop!"

"The first stage concluded"

After a mash of images that were changing too quickly for me to discern anything from them, the world once more enters its suspension, showing an elaborately dressed, middle-aged woman, floating in the air with her fist extended backwards as if she was readying herself to punch the air. 

Looking at this image with my spiritual vision, I can see an enormous mass of energy floating slowly through her veins while an ocean of the free world's energy is amassed right behind her clenched fist. 

"Blop!"

"Locking on the target complete!"

In an instant, I feel an insane pain coming from my penis. Even without looking down, I can see it extending way further that it naturally could! Before I even manage to get scared by this situation, the world accelerates back to its normal speed, while I somehow fly from the bottom straight towards the unknown expert! 

Judging from the speed at which I'm closing the distance, I'm actually moving faster than when I overburn by running ability back at the first fight with Pengu! Probably sensing my presence, this unknown expert turned her head towards me, only capable to make a stunned expression as she looked down on this human projectile, where the tip of my penis was the first point of contact with my libs floating far behind!

Before either of us managed to react, I felt my extended manhood bursting her robes open as it plunged deep into her long tight vagina. But it didn't stop there! Despite meeting with the resistance of her womb entrance, it simply smashed it open and tore a hole in her internals all the way until her intestines.

At this moment, an overwhelming might swept through my body, only to be accumulated down in my rod and burst out from its tip! Before I or the expert whose insides I just invaded manage to react in any way, even by putting a fitting facial expression, her entire body burst into pieces!

"Blop!"

"Sequence finished."

With my penis instantly shrinking back to its normal, resting size, the pain that kept pulsating from that area disappears, as does my worries.

Without the cultivator to control it, this sea of energy that this unknown expert amassed dissolves back into the air. 

"Blop!"

"Killed enriching essence spiritual cultivator!"

"Host earned 14.000 experience points!"

"Level up!"

"Level up!"

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