5 Nik

The question still remains the same.

Who was that guy?

Well, that was "Nik".

*snaps fingers*

(Nik has his humble beginnings from Nepal, a country surrounded by mountains, famous for the the divine Himalayas and tallest peak in the world, "Mount Everest" {8,484 meters}.

Its a good place to commit suicide, and it is a wonder why Nik has not considered it as an option. A 22 year old guy, a bit dark complexion, who surprisingly is not a NEET.

{Readers - "but author sama, you said this novels was about NEETs" ,

Author - "well. It is indeed true that I said that, but I myself do not trust my own words, why would you?"

Readers - "....." MOTHERFUCKER}

He is studying and doing a part-time job at the same time BUT he is not any good at studying and the part-time job doesn't pay that well.

He is a guy who is seriously into Defence Of The Ancients {DOTA}, but has never considered the possibility of going pro, probably because he never had the chance to think about it. He is such a fan of MOBA that he has installed Mobile Legends Bang Bang {MLBB}, so that he could play it whenever he cannot access his own pc.

Speaking of his pc, it sucks. It sucks even harder than Mia Khalifa sucking a D¡ck. It has barely enough specs to run a game which does not require high graphics. With 4 gb ram{can be considered only OK} and a dual core processor {its worse than sh¡t}, it can barely run DOTA.

He is a Protestant {a faction of Christian religion if you do not know} and is a firm believer of god. He never had a girlfriend, and nobody knows why. We will know more about him in upcoming chapters.)

Nik had joined the group while it was in it's infant stages. He liked reading webnovels but his love for novels was not on par with his love for playing DOTA. Even though he was a believer of god, he had a dark sense of humor. He had joined the group on a whim and was scrolling through the posts. Most of them were "thank you for letting us join the group" posts and the amazing amount of the posts was more than enough to give him cancer. There were also posts of Shiw and his fan-army but he did not even bother with it.

He was about to close Facebook when he saw a meme, a meme which finally made him chuckle. It was a post by Weed. Nik was generous enough to react to it and then closed the Facebook. For the entire week, he followed Weed's daily routine of memes and on the 8th day, he texted weed stating that his memes were good.

Weed was exhilarated, because it was finally about the damn time when he found someone as messed up as him. They had a small talk. To test if Nik really shared a dark sense of humor as him, Weed shared a meme with him. The meme was pretty simple, it showed a conversation between God and Jesus and it went like this -

God: Those mountains look like "nipples" LOL. Let us name a country that is known for its mountains as Nipples. XD

Jesus: you cannot just name any country as Nipples, you know.

God: OK. then how about "NEPAL"?

*Satan barges in*

Satan: Well done, you have my respect LMAO.

Now, Weed was thinking that Nik probably would get butthurt, because it was a straight taunt to both his religion and country. Contrary to what he expected, Nik laughed it off by typing, "It never gets old. Though I have already seen it countless times. Hahaha". Weed now knew that this guy was worth to be a befriended. The most important reason was that, Nik was able to take a joke. He was mature enough to laugh it off and was a gamer like him. Although Weed was more into FPS[First Person Shooting] games while Nik was into MOBAs, but that was an entirely different thing.

They had a brief talk, and after that they bid their goodbyes and both of them closed facebook. For the next couple of days, they both talked about literally anything. It started from memes, then to career opportunities and options and etc. They had a good synergy and a bit of understanding on social and political issues.

Weed's post was removed again. Webnovel mods really hated Ecchi memes but surprisingly, they allowed food pictures. Heck, the moderators even made a specific group in which there were only food pictures and recipes. It probably had to do with the fact that a moderator of the group himself liked posting recipes and stuff, but it was never confirmed. Weed and other members always wondered that how in the world was food related to webnovel. But most of them minded their own business, after all, it was not harming anyone and on top of it, why care about a group which is not yours anyway.

It was also the time when Weed's Facebook status did not display "single" anymore. Instead, it showed, "in a relationship with __". That's right, Weed was finally into a relationship. Albeit it was a shitty Long Distance Relationship [L.D.R.] but a mango is a mango, no matter how rotten it is. The girl was probably stupid, after all forget about getting into a relationship with him, who in the world would talk to a guy like Weed.

But its as they say that love is blind(love can be fake as well. So be cautious if you are going to fall into it).

A guy who did not give a damn about anything noticed Weed's status. He was lost in thought and decided to text him.

*dramatic DBZ narrator's voice*

Who is this new young man?

What did he text Weed?

What is his purpose behind it?

Find out in the next chapter of WHAT NEETs DO

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Fun fact about Nepal-

The Nepalese royal massacre occurred on 1 June 2001, at a house on the grounds of the Narayanhity Royal Palace, the residence of the Nepalese monarchy. Ten members of the family were killed in a mass shooting allegedly by Prince Dipendra during a party or monthly reunion dinner of the royal family in the house. The dead included King Birendra of Nepal and Queen Aishwarya.

There are still many conspiracy theories about this massacre. Later, upon his father's death, Dipendra was declared King of Nepal while in a coma. He died in hospital three days after the massacre without regaining consciousness.

Birendra's brother, Gyanendra, became king again after the massacre and the death of his nephew King Dipendra.

But Gyanendra was unable to control the nation and government so he was forced to leave after a democratic movement in year 2006. A stable government was finally born and they made their constitution in 1-2 years and the government removed every power that the royal family possessed.

It is really interesting and if you want to know more about it, you should either Google it or check out some books.

Ciao for now