Visit from god

"You know, it's rude to stare at someone and not doing anything" I said out loud. I couldn't stand the silence of the familiar presence that were invisible beside me.

"It seems you're having much fun in this world" that familiar voice of narcissistic god didn't stopped me from preparing the dinner.

"And someone is having fun being a stalker" I replied lazily, still focusing the patty in front of me.

"Am not!" He said with indignation.

" I didn't say it was you but whoever swallow a chilli, they'll feel the spicy after taste." I shrugged.

"Oh you wound me, Iiana. I wonder why do you always act cold toward me, you great savior?"

" round and round we goes, the same question and answer we throw. This is getting old"

"Fine. I'm just checking you and your family out. By the way, I'm taking a bottle of that and that snack on there"

I turn around with a spatula on my hand. He took a step back, as if I was going to knock him to death with it. I shook my head.

"You're a god aren't you? Can't you just popped at the earth and get some yourself?"

"I'm bound by this world. This is my station. I can't breach into other territory without some kind of protocol. Besides, I'm not in a good relationship with that earth god. They are overbearing and definitely corrupted." Though he said it lightly but there was a far away look in his eyes that filled with wrath and malice.

"Fine. Take it but next time, you gotta pay up"

The god chuckled.

"Call me urie and prepare more whenver I come, then I'll give you one light spirit stone."

That perked me up and I look at him.

"Whats that? I never heard that type of currency before.."

"Its equal to a million of gold spirit stones. You can use it here in this world or through that online shop. But be careful where you spend it because people will question you where you got such rare and high ranked spirit stone from or worse."

"Worse?" I raised my eyebrow, looking puzzled by that. He just shrug, leaving it to my own imagination.

"Fine. That's a deal."

"Then you should make an altar for me or occasionally visit me at the church and send me the food"

I exhaled.

"Too much work to do. Why do I need to do that when you can just pop in and out to get your food? Don't be too lazy" thinking back all his copy paste creations made me wonder whether he lack of originality or just too lazy. My best guess? He is one lazy ass god.

"I don't have time. I'm a god, remember?"

"And I'm living being and not even a saint or priest. I do not serve you"

"So, should I take my blessing from you?"

I narrowed my eyes.

"If you want to take it, then by all means do so. But once you take it, I'm cutting all our ties to you. I don't need a lazy god who takes back his words and definitely not a narcisstic one who think he can just threaten people to follow him"

The god open his mouth and then close it back.

"Fine." And just like that he disappeared. I muttered in anger, feeling slighted by him.

I really need to find that goddess.