524 My Danger Senses Are Tingling

(MC POV)

If you must know, this was the woman who has tortured me constantly for several years and abused me like I was a piece of worthless dirt.

She was also infamous for never liking to talk to any man directly if she could help it, resorting to using her subjects to relay her words instead.

Said person was now on her knee and asking for my hand in marriage.

When faced with such an outrageous situation, the only thing I could respond to her earnest plea was a very eloquent, "What?"