What do you mean I'm a webnovel Protagonist now?

Today will mark a very special day, I will be dominating the claw machines in Akihabara. Watch out loveable soft toys and limited edition models, you’ll all belong to me now. Wait.. is that? I think it is, IT’S THAT DAMN TRUCK AGAIN! Crash MC died, the end.... or issit? Our protagonist Nan Zhu Jiao is an esper, the strongest esper in existence, but what happens when he is thrust into unfamiliar worlds. Watch as he conquers xianxia, scifi, romance and many other genres! Yes this is a parody on ALL the webnovels I've read before, so don't come at me for being Cliche. I live to destroy the cliches. Socials: Twitter https://twitter.com/rocksalt_30