I see God, now I don't.

WARNING! MAY CONTAIN SOME CRINGINESS.

- MC POV -

I gently opened my eyes, currently wondering where I am.

"Ugh! what happened? where am I?" I said as I look at my surroundings.

"What is this place?" I question myself, looking as I'm currently in a galaxy or some sort.

Am I hallucinating? Wait actually before that, I DIED didn't I?! Shit let me organize things first.

First there was that weird food truck owner, handing me a delicious dumplings that for some reason, almost killed me. Second, THERE WAS THAT DAMN FUCKING TRUCK! And then I was here.

"Where is this? some cosmo bullshittery?" I said as I kept looking around.

My vision locked on a specific direction.

"Woah.. is that the milky way? Although I don't know where am I, I must say that this is quite a view."

"Yo! thanks for the compliment, random person."

Suddenly, a tall muscular guy appears. He has a light green hair that is tied backwards. He also wears earrings on his elongated earlobes. He wears a robe around his waist with a tank top that said USACHAN. And lastly, his eyes that seems so mysterious.

'Wait.. this guy, is he that GUY?'

"Sup'! My name's Buddha." He said as he remove his lollipop from his mouth.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Buddha." I said, bowing slightly.

"Sup' nice to meet'cha too. So yeah, long story short you died and I have to send you somewhere. "

"I see— wait what?"

"Well you see, ya' basically died because of me."

"I..see.? Umm can you please elaborate?"

'Okay this is confusing. Please I'm as smart as certain people who want to see a store's manager.'

"You're supposed to die by the dumplings that choked you. And after that, you would get reincarnated into some random fantasy world to defeat the demon lord."

"Oh shit! so that dumplings will kill me huh.. wait if that will get me send into another world, why would you stop it?"

"Hm? You want to get work into the bone till you die without magic or any sorts of powers? You wouldn't get any cheats going there you know? hahaha."

"Why I wouldn't? It's common in novels for mc to get their cheats right?"

"Well that 'FOOD TRUCK OWNER' is hella cheap of a guy." Buddha said while lazily spinning his lollipop.

"No one would want to go to a world with world-threatening enemy. Unless you know some things around. Did you know how to make a weapon?"

"Um no..?"

"Modern tools?"

"No, I don't"

"Agricultural knowledge? or politics?"

"Nah, as you can see I'm a certified NEET so knowing those ain't my thing."

"See! Hahaha." Buddha laughs as he snap his finger.

"That is why I intervened, consider yourself lucky."

"So that's why you HIT me with that TRUCK?"

"You're gonna die anyway, sending that truck was an easy way. Besides, I saved your ass." Buddha said nonchalantly.

"And how was that saving me?" I said, raising one of my eyebrows.

Buddha then turned serious as he walk towards me.

"...You fine with working all day n' night without rest? No freedom or anything. You don't get to choose what you want or anything that should define you. If someone tells you to become a woman, you need to become a woman. If someone tells you to work, you're gonna be a sl*ve. You're just gonna live basically like a tool. You want that?" Buddha said, directly staring at me.

"*Gulp*" All I could do is just swallowed my throat after what I just I heard.

Living like that is like a nightmare..

"So! anway, I will send you to a fictional world with some gifts." Buddha said brightly, as if he didn't just dropped something heavy.

"Ohh!! so I get to have wishes?! How many do you allowed? 3? 5? But then what world should I choose? Tensura and get the great sage skill? or just become OP in DxD? Wait before that, what's the limit of my wishes? Am I allowed to become a demi-god? Now that I think of, a slife-of-life world should be just fine, getting a talent wish should be more than fine. Blablabla—" I muttered to myself.

"Hehe.. HA HA HA." Buddha suddenly laughed loudly.

"What's wrong? Why are you laughing..?" I said as I suddenly feel not good.

'Oh shit, this is bad, Don't tell me..'

"Wishes? HA HA HA! That's the neat part, you don't get to choose. I will." Buddha said as he points his lollipop from me to him.

'Fucking hell, he would literally not let anyone decides what to do for him.'

"Well to be specific, it's our little two friends here that will choose. One for the world, and one for a character's abilities." Buddha said as he showed me 2 glowing boxes with a question mark on it.

"Ehehe I wonder what you would get~ after all it depends on your luck. You could reincarnate into that DxD something with powers of saitama, or even my own!"

'O-ooh! That sounds kinda amazing!'

"But! —that also means you could get reborn in AoT with powers of Kazuma! Ha Ha Ha!" Buddha said as he laughs maniacally.

"So~? So? What are you gonna do~!?" Buddha said as he continues to laugh.

I could feel he's enjoying this...

"I'm fucked.. haha.." I said as I laughed nervously.

But still, that doesn't guarantee that what I will get will be bad. I'm gonna trust my luck!

"Well fuck everything! I only live once, let's do it! Ok open the first one!" I shout excitedly.

Now then what will it be!? Will it be good or bad? It doesn't matter! Now then show me!

"Nah you open it." Buddha said as he lazily threw me the two boxes.

"Oh, ok ಠ_ಠ ." I said as I caught the two boxes.

"🥱"

Welp, there goes my excitement and enthusiasm.

"Hey how do I open this? Should I shout 'Oh-no-someone-lost-his-eye-in-a-certain-fight-by-literally-a-kid-open-sesame!' ?" I said sarcastically with a monotone voice.

"..You tap it twice.." Buddha said with a deadpan face.

"Oh ok, here we go!" I said as I tapped the box of the character's abilities choice.

*SHINGGG!!*

The box shines as soon as I tap it twice.

[CHARACTER <<Staz Charlie Blood>> abilities. Aquired.]

"Hory shitu. Was that the Voice of The World?"

(A/N: just imagine him speaking japanese with a strong english accent)

Well according to the information that I received, he seems to be a vampiric territorial boss and a weebshit like me.

His abilities are [Regeneration], [Energy Manipulation], and [Magic Power]. Damn, he seems to be one of the strongest beings in his world.

"Well going for the second box.." I said as I tapped the second box twice.

Now I'm quite nervous. Even though Staz is pretty OP, there are still tons of characters that are much stronger and more OP than him.

*SHIINGGG!!*

[World of <<My Hero Academia>> choice. Confirmed.]

"Za phuc? If i remember correctly that's the anime where it has the worst fando—

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"Hm.. if I remember that's an anime world where heroes fight villains right?"

"Now that it's finished, I'm gonna yeet you out now."

Ah shit! my vision is dimming!

"Wait!..I. still.. got something.. to ask!" I said, desperately fighting my eyes to not close it.

"Don't worry! You'll be alright. Trust me." Buddha said to me deadlock in the eyes while smiling.

As I heard that, my vision dims further.

"I'm gonna give you a gift also. I don't have time to explain but all you need to know is that, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO DECIDE FOR YOURSELF, NOT EVEN GODS. So this is it goodbye! I hope we don't get to see each soon. Godspeed!" Buddha said as he finally turned his back on me and walks away.

After that, everything went black.